Pick my pizza toppings

[Kermit]

I'll make the call in exactly 30 minutes from when this is posted. I am leaving this relatively big life decision up to you people! Don't fail me!

Just vote or make compelling arguments here! The clock is ticking.

Bonus information:

• The pizza will be thin crust.
• I am ordering it from Domino's Pizza
• It will be a large pizza.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

What you got against peppers?

 

[Kermit]

What you got against peppers?

I am a big pansy when it comes to spicy stuff.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

While I love sausage, the onions will likely give you bad breath and then Mrs. Kermit won't give you any of that freaky amphibian sexy time, and that just isn't worth losing.

 

[Барбоса]

Isn't cheese a prerequisite for pizza?

I would go with sausage and onion from your choices, as pineapple does not belong anywhere near a pizza.

 

[Kermit]

While I love sausage, the onions will likely give you bad breath and then Mrs. Kermit won't give you any of that freaky amphibian sexy time, and that just isn't worth losing.

This is exactly the type of insight I need. I never even considered future ramifications of the pizza toppings, besides the deliciousness.

It kind reminds of me the whole "stepping on a butterfly" scenario where it causes a tsunami in Japan.

 

[Kermit]

Isn't cheese a prerequisite for pizza?

I would go with sausage and onion from your choices, as pineapple does not belong anywhere near a pizza.

Yes, yes it is. I just wanted to give a cop-out to anyone who didn't prefer either of the two main-event choices.

 

[Kermit]

Three minutes.

 

[Daniel]

Pineapple on pizza is disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself for even entertaining that thought.

 

[Kermit]

Making the call.

Final Results:

Canadian Bacon & Pineapple: 1
Sausage & Onion: 2
Cheese: 1

 

[Kermit]

Pineapple on pizza is disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself for even entertaining that thought.

From a guy that normally eats flies, I would consider this an upgrade.

 

[gd]

Having working at a pizza place, the sausage is gross. Trust me. Anchovies or die.

 

[Harthan]

Goat anus.

 

[Kermit]

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