PERRY SATURN backstage at Bragging Rights?!

[The Doctor]

Missing Former WWE Superstar Backstage at Bragging Rights
Posted by: WrestlingNewsSource.com


It is being reported by numerous sources that Former WWE Superstar Perry Satullo (Perry Saturn) was backstage at WWE Bragging Rights. Saturn went off raid for a few year with no contact to friends or family. Saturn also missed the funeral of friends such as Chris Candido, John Kronusand and his mentor "Killer" Kowalski which lead to speculation he may have himself died. However last year we reported how he was found alive and well and was residing in Albert Lea, Minnesota.

Bill Irwin (The Goon) and Greg Gagne were also backstage.

Well, this proves it. Good to know he's OK.

 

[The Crock]

Out of his fuckng mind, such a great in ring talent though.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Sorry, but I don't buy it. The guy falls off the face of the earth for years, it's rumored that he's not dead but living in Minnesota, then randomly shows up backstage at a PPV? Please excuse my skepticism.

 

[25andIstillpeethebed!!!]

Maybe he's the new member of Nexus

 

[Richard]

If it's true then I guess it's good that he's ok. I loved his match with Raven to disband the Flock.

 

[25andIstillpeethebed!!!]

maybe he's the RAW GM!...My friend said he seen him at Happy Boy Carwash here in town waxing cars. I guess he really had nothing to fall back on

 

[Richard]

The RAW GM will be someone instantly recogniseable to most current wrestling fans and the WWE targets kids and I don't know many kids who are going to know who Perry Saturn is. Not going to happen.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

maybe he's the RAW GM!...My friend said he seen him at Happy Boy Carwash here in town waxing cars. I guess he really had nothing to fall back on

Damn, I can't believe I didn't think of that!

 

[ABMorales787]

You idiots. He was looking for Moppy's son.

 

[D-Man]

maybe he's the RAW GM!...My friend said he seen him at Happy Boy Carwash here in town waxing cars. I guess he really had nothing to fall back on

What a great username.

 

[The Doctor]

Is it better than I Will Fart In Your Mouth or 2 Hardys 1 Cup?

 

[D-Man]

I'm still not too keen on "2 Hardys 1 Cup". I mean, it was clever, but not as great as you praise it... at least not to me.

"PulledApartByHorses" is one that sticks out for me.

And yes, "I Will Fart In Your Mouth" is probably the best one I've seen.