Payback LD

[The Dragon Saga]

#AnyoneButMiz

 

[Uncle Sam]

Miz and Barrett probably have dads too, Michael. Well, Barrett's from Preston, so...

The Miz has a dad too, Michael.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Are the crowd... Fandangoing?

 

[Uncle Sam]

The Miz can't even get cheered over Curtis Axel. I mean, the bloke's name is Curtis Axel and the fans want him to win more than The Miz.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Chicago actually quite happy to see Curtis Axel. Huh. I think he's growing on me too.

I popped a little for that kickout. This match is annihilating my (non-existent) expectations.

Crowd clapping along with Paul Heyman. I love you, Chicago.

 

[Ellye]

I don't usually like the Skull Crushing Finale, but that one looked nice.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I believe in Curtis Axel. In a man whose name is Curtis Axel. Shh. Don't tell anybody. Chicago makes me think crazy thoughts.

 

[hatehabsforever]

Well that was interesting

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Creative finish. I like it.

 

[Ellye]

Oh...
Pinning someone who was in a submission hold. Don't remember seeing this for a while, but not sure if I like it here.

Not sure if I like Curtis Axel winning here, but whatever. Perhaps Wade will be pushed a bit?

 

[Con T.]

Well on the plus side it's not The Miz

On the negative, Wade Barrett basically got best by two men. They may as well leave him an alley to get mugged by thugs

 

[Uncle Sam]

Are we getting a Mark Henry match? Is Mark Henry in a feud right now?

Edit: Oh, cool, tomorrow night. Neat.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Triple H versus Curtis Axel? Hunter's not the only one not feeling it, Vince. His name is Curtis Axel.

I don't mean to keep going on about it but that is his name and it is dumb.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Kaitlyn's boobs. My God.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Wait, Big E was Kaitlyn's admirer? Hahaha, brilliant! I missed that.

 

[Remix]

Well on the plus side it's not The Miz

On the negative, Wade Barrett basically got best by two men. They may as well leave him an alley to get mugged by thugs

Or to put it another way, it took two men to beat Wade Barrett.

 

[Con T.]

Not sure if WWE avoided using "catfished" because they're so out of touch with the world, or if they wanted to avoid racism

Side note: would be fair, Nu Sexior, except Wade's been beaten by pretty much everyone already

 

[Uncle Sam]

All women secretly despise each other. Misogynism is perfectly PG apparently.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Women, eh? They're crazy!

 

[Uncle Sam]

"I believe Kaitlyn went head first into the turbuckle?"

Are you asking me or telling me, Michael?

Edit: Damn fine match. Damn fine. Making woman's wrestling look legitimate by booking and executing a match that actually fucking matters.

 

[Ellye]

Cool submission.

 

[Tyrath]

Probably the best diva match I've seen in a while. Which isn't saying much, since I haven't seen a whole bunch of them recently. But decent nonetheless for what it was.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

That was a pretty awesome womens wrestling match. Fair dues.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Hahaha, Chicago fans refusing the pity pop! "You tapped out!" chant.

Edit: I hope all the men gather round and comfort a crying Dolph Ziggler later. Mark Henry comes over, "It's alright, sweetie. It happens."

 

[hatehabsforever]

Wow the Chicago fans are on fire tonight. Much more so than last night