Payback LD
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Little Jerry Lawler
Sigmund Freud On Ritalin And Roids
One of these times, a Three Stages of Hell match will not go three falls.
Just not this time.
Just not this time.
I honestly wouldn't put it past Cena to beat Ryback twice in a row and then load him up in the ambulance for a laugh. Or for Cena to get the first two falls, Ryback to go apeshit, destroy Cena and put him in the ambulance to close the show.
Little Jerry Lawler
Sigmund Freud On Ritalin And Roids
A long time ago, which would have been late May, I would have thought Ryback was going to win the title.
Silly thoughts.
Ryback may be and probably is this generation's Lex Luger.
Silly thoughts.
Ryback may be and probably is this generation's Lex Luger.
You don't get a signature in prison or anything.
Right, twenty-something minutes until the pay-per-view, which means prediction time. Pretty sure that's an official thing.
Sheamus will beat Sandow.
Ambrose will beat Kane.
Curtis Axel will win the intercontinental championship.
AJ Lee will beat that one that isn't AJ Lee.
The Shield will beat The Randy Goats.
CM Punk will straight up murder Jericho.
John Cena will beat Ryback.
And CM Punk has a new t-shirt for tonight, so this would have to be a really elaborate wind-up:
Right, twenty-something minutes until the pay-per-view, which means prediction time. Pretty sure that's an official thing.
Sheamus will beat Sandow.
Ambrose will beat Kane.
Curtis Axel will win the intercontinental championship.
AJ Lee will beat that one that isn't AJ Lee.
The Shield will beat The Randy Goats.
CM Punk will straight up murder Jericho.
John Cena will beat Ryback.
And CM Punk has a new t-shirt for tonight, so this would have to be a really elaborate wind-up:
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
We're taking a break in the pre-show. My goodness.
I'm only now watching it on my laptop. I watch wrestling on this thing all the time, I don't know why I feel so pleased with myself for figuring out how to watch the pre-show.
Little Jerry Lawler
Sigmund Freud On Ritalin And Roids
SANDOW WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SANDOW WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait a minute.
Damn.
Wait a minute.
Damn.
My oddly specific prediction for tonight:
Zack Ryder will get humiliated during the WWE Championship match. Ryback will get chucked out of the ring, everyone will back off except Zack who will throw a few ineffective punches then get folded in half by a clothesline. Then teabagged probably.
Zack Ryder will get humiliated during the WWE Championship match. Ryback will get chucked out of the ring, everyone will back off except Zack who will throw a few ineffective punches then get folded in half by a clothesline. Then teabagged probably.
No, you just have to turn the Kinect to face the TV so the Microsoft employees can watch with you.
Edit: I missed the world title match off of my predictions. Says a lot. Um, Dolph, probably after some Langston interference.
They best be prepared to watch naked with me
And CM Punk has a new t-shirt for tonight, so this would have to be a really elaborate wind-up:
It would've been awesome if that t-shirt said "Punk 6.13" instead. A play on Austin 3.16.
The Dragon Saga
Whale in a Teardrop
Whenever I hear this song I feel like tearing my ears off. Weren't Hollywood Undead like rappers or something?
God, now I know what everyone means about Barrett's horrible music.
