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If you were a heel manager & your wrestler just did something monumental, why would you not shout out loud everywhere you go? Pure instant heat right there, from now till the end of time. Paul rubbing salt into the wound every chance he gets is hilarious. Why? Because he is right & there isnt anything that can be done to change it. Ever.
Just think. If Perfect beat Hogan in some alternate time line, Heenan would have told the tale to everyone, ad nauseam. Everytime there was a mic, Heenan would remind us. Just want to forget? Too bad, here is The Brain to rub it in your face.
Same thing applies here.
Did the OP find it boring when Chris Jericho kept reminding us that he beat both "Stone Cold" Steve Austin AND The Rock in one night to win the WWE and World Title?
No, actually we are supposed to hate segments or acts that actually involves the party doing something that makes us want to hate them- like Eddie throwing the title/chair to his opponent's hands and falling down. Paul Heyman's antics are repetitive and the heat/hate that it is garnering (at least from us)- as the OP mentioned- is not heel-hatred (Ric Flair), but boring-hatred (John Laurinaitis).1. You are supposed to hate it
It is, it is... But does he really have to say that with Cesaro by his side? Why not promote Cesaro during that time, and hype Lesnar some other time. Besides, nobody has forgotten the streak ending so much that we have to be reminded about it 10 times- on a bi-weekly basis.2. The streak, kind of a big deal no?
You said it already, but let's play along... A good segment is marked by what happens in it, not who stars in it. If one loves a segment just because it features John Cena or hates one just because it features Paul Heyman, even though they are doing a sub-par job at it, then that person is a mark (been a while since we heard this term, amidst all the "burials").3. Its Paul Heyman, you are supposed to hate it
"My client Brock Lesnar conquered the streak" takes Paul 5 seconds (minimum) to say, so saying it 10 times would take 50 seconds. Add 2 seconds between each rep, and you have 18 more seconds. So total 1 minute and 8 seconds. Add to that the acting, smiling, taunting, Cesaro talking at his ear etc.- another 90 seconds at least. The ring entrance, taking the mic, dropping the mic, leaving- another 90 seconds. Total- 4 minutes and 18 seconds... not 30 seconds. You're welcome.4. It takes, like, 30 seconds of your life/his promo
You already said that... Twice. And you were wrong... Twice.5. Its effective, because you see, you are supposed to hate it
No, actually we are supposed to hate segments or acts that actually involves the party doing something that makes us want to hate them- like Eddie throwing the title/chair to his opponent's hands and falling down. Paul Heyman's antics are repetitive and the heat/hate that it is garnering (at least from us)- as the OP mentioned- is not heel-hatred (Ric Flair), but boring-hatred (John Laurinaitis).
It is, it is... But does he really have to say that with Cesaro by his side? Why not promote Cesaro during that time, and hype Lesnar some other time. Besides, nobody has forgotten the streak ending so much that we have to be reminded about it 10 times- on a bi-weekly basis.
You said it already, but let's play along... A good segment is marked by what happens in it, not who stars in it. If one loves a segment just because it features John Cena or hates one just because it features Paul Heyman, even though they are doing a sub-par job at it, then that person is a mark (been a while since we heard this term, amidst all the "burials").
No, actually we are supposed to hate segments or acts that actually involves the party doing something that makes us want to hate them- like Eddie throwing the title/chair to his opponent's hands and falling down. Paul Heyman's antics are repetitive and the heat/hate that it is garnering (at least from us)- as the OP mentioned- is not heel-hatred (Ric Flair), but boring-hatred (John Laurinaitis).
It is, it is... But does he really have to say that with Cesaro by his side? Why not promote Cesaro during that time, and hype Lesnar some other time. Besides, nobody has forgotten the streak ending so much that we have to be reminded about it 10 times- on a bi-weekly basis.
You said it already, but let's play along... A good segment is marked by what happens in it, not who stars in it. If one loves a segment just because it features John Cena or hates one just because it features Paul Heyman, even though they are doing a sub-par job at it, then that person is a mark (been a while since we heard this term, amidst all the "burials").
"My client Brock Lesnar conquered the streak" takes Paul 5 seconds (minimum) to say, so saying it 10 times would take 50 seconds. Add 2 seconds between each rep, and you have 18 more seconds. So total 1 minute and 8 seconds. Add to that the acting, smiling, taunting, Cesaro talking at his ear etc.- another 90 seconds at least. The ring entrance, taking the mic, dropping the mic, leaving- another 90 seconds. Total- 4 minutes and 18 seconds... not 30 seconds. You're welcome.
You already said that... Twice. And you were wrong... Twice.
It was a heat-getter the first time, but now it's just terrible, and far below the standard expected of Heyman. Using the same line over and over, screaming, and breaking into falsetto? That's Nasty Boys-level stuff. Heyman looked like a fool opposite Zeb Colter in their debate on SmackDown. I expected two great talkers to provide a memorable segment but Heyman didn't even look like he belonged in the same ring as Colter.
I really hope Heyman stops this. And no, I'm not reacting to a heel, I think it makes for weak programming. Is anyone actually getting a kick out of it?
By "we", I meant 'smart' fans in general. You're original comment was "You're supposed to hate it"- No we're not. There's nothing called "supposed to" that applies to smarks. Moreover, since your original comments addressed the OP and not me, I believe the usage of "we" in this regard is justified.Who the fuck is "us"? Do you have a mouse in your pocket? Also, was that Eddie Guerrero comparison a serious remark?
Probably, but is that much of promotion enough? Especially considering that Zeb Colter used to work really hard in promoting both of his clients; and now, instead of getting directly promoted (this week being an exception), Cesaro has to derive it from plainly being alongside the man whose other client was very successful. After allying with Paul, Cesaro isn't looking any stronger than he was before; the former is just the bridge between a Cesaro-Lesnar feud, and the whole plot behind it would most likely be Heyman's non-promotion of Cesaro. There's no subtlety; you are just defending Paul Heyman, because judging by your previous post, you clearly worship him blindly.Cesaro is being promoted by being associated with Heyman, the man who managed the man who conquered the streak. Although, I can see how the subtlety of that would escape you. He isnt hyping Lesnar, he is hyping himself, and by association, Cesaro, whom he hand picked to manage.
Its worth comparing what an actual heat-seeking promo is and Heyman does, to the terms "trolling" and old school "spamming". What Heyman does is "spamming". Now just like Spammers, Heyman too gets some reaction from people.. But that doesn't make his act as constructive as that of a seasoned troll. Heyman's 'one line repeated ten times' act is lame, plain and simple.In any case, what Heyman does is anything besides sub-par, its very effective.
Are you a troll account, or just a fucking idiot?
You really are the age listed in your profile, aren't you?
Is this a serious statement? Clearly, I have been worked here. You ARE in fact a troll account, aren't you?
By "we", I meant 'smart' fans in general. You're original comment was "You're supposed to hate it"- No we're not. There's nothing called "supposed to" that applies to smarks. Moreover, since your original comments addressed the OP and not me, I believe the usage of "we" in this regard is justified.
Probably, but is that much of promotion enough? Especially considering that Zeb Colter used to work really hard in promoting both of his clients; and now, instead of getting directly promoted (this week being an exception), Cesaro has to derive it from plainly being alongside the man whose other client was very successful. After allying with Paul, Cesaro isn't looking any stronger than he was before; the former is just the bridge between a Cesaro-Lesnar feud, and the whole plot behind it would most likely be Heyman's non-promotion of Cesaro. There's no subtlety; you are just defending Paul Heyman, because judging by your previous post, you clearly worship him blindly.
I like it personally. The great thing about Heyman is everything he says and does has a reason behind it. I'd expect all the over the top gushing over Lesnar may lead to tension between Cesaro and Heyman. Also the deadman isn't retired yet. When he hangs it up he'll get sent off with some fanfare whether he wins or loses. So I would love Heyman to keep talking about his client conquering the streak, and then finally one weeks he's doing it and then mid sentence *GONG* the arena will go apeshit!
My thinking this may be a lead up to Cesaro's full face turn. He is completely ignoring Cesaro during the rants, at some point Cesaro will want him to shut up...