Paglino's sources are as dumb as him

[Coco]

"Punk really screwed up his hip, and it needs to be addressed," the source told us earlier today, "this is a major blow to Monday Night Raw, because the only heels on the show are Nexus and Miz. It's pretty obvious Punk was moved to Raw to become a top heel, but that's on hold now because he'll be out at least til the end of the year."

Too many lies. Too many lies.

 

[gd]

Certaing is a miztake.

 

[The Doctor]

​

I think this just proves our suspicions that the WZ Main Page has no connections, and just pulls stories out of its ass.

Breaking News: Someone major may or may not retire within the next 20 years.

 

[ABMorales787]

"Dixie Tweets"

How the fuck is that news!

 

[Wolfdemon]

Didn't Labar just talk about how there are TOO MANY heels on RAW

 

[Coco]

Labar's a barely literate tool who wears his father's suit to film his internet show. Who cares what he said?

 

[Remix]

This one just makes me laugh

The following is a new tweet from the official Twitter page of CM Punk:

"Getting an MRI for my birthday. I spoil myself! (This is not 'pro rasslin' newz, but will be reported as such.) "

Follow more CM Punk tweets on Twitter @ CMPunk.

Disclaimer: This is not news. Just a friendly informative Twitter update from a professional wrestler under contract to WWE. It is in fact CM Punk's birthday, he is in fact getting a MRI. However, this is not news.

EDIT: Aparently it was Boone who said that. But they're both morons so it doesn't matter.

 

[PsychoBlack]

you guys actually stop at the main page?

 

[ABMorales787]

Yet the IWC are the immature one's. Double standards?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Punk is a funny-ass cracker. Shame he's gonna be out for a while.

 

[Moon Knight]

Ted DiBiase Jr. is a heel too...And The Miz's boytoy. (HBK reference there)

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

They're Idiots. It's as Simple as That.

 

[Remix]

*They're idiots.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

*They're idiots.

Thanks for the Save.

 

[Remix]

Save doesn't need to be capitalised.

 

[gd]

Yeah It Does.

 

[DirtyJosé]

I've grown used to it. It adds passion.

 

[ABMorales787]

Breaking Shocking news. Randy Orton praises TNA.

In other news, Samoa Joe is mad. Again.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

We've got some visionaries on the WZ Main Page, folks. Matt Boone compiled this report that should get him apart of the incredible journalism award recipients for 2010:

Former WWF wrestler Chyna and current WWE wrestler Torrie Wilson both suffered from bulimia but are recovered. Bulimia is a serious eating disorder where a person consumes thousands of calories and purges it by vomiting, exercising, or using laxatives.

Current WWE star Batista is Filipino and Greek. He grew up poor and his mother, who is Greek, is a lesbian.

X-Pac/Syxx-Pac was the only person to win the company version of the "light heavyweight" title in all the 3 major brands...WWE Light Heavyweight, TNA X-Division, and WCW Counterweight Championship.

X-Pac must have been smoking a lot of dope to reach negative weight to gain that belt in WCW.