Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Spunky]

Holy shit what has Murfish turned into?

Good show so far!

 

[klunderbunker]

As the fans look on in confusion, Man, I Feel Like a Woman chimes up and the most interesting person in OCW history appears in the form of Showgirl, set for an intergender contest!

 

[Marquis]

Just got done reading the tag team rumble. Great read, but Pippen was the one crying!? That should have been me.

 

[klunderbunker]

As she adjusts her bra, Showgirl slowly steps over the middle rope and wiggles a bit, wiping out the first four rows at ringside. Thankfully, the Hyden Concierto breaks up this monstrosity, and it's time for Spunky!

 

[klunderbunker]

Just got done reading the tag team rumble. Great read, but Pippen was the one crying!? That should have been me.

Ummmmmm..........


Aw hell.

 

[klunderbunker]

Spunky walks through the curtain, clad in a three piece suit complete with handkerchief. He brushes the dust off of his shoudlers before climbing into the ring, as the crowd isn't sure what to think. Spunky asks for a couple of chairs and is granted his request. He pulls from his pocket a small nameplate that says Byron Von Spunkleford and a liverwurst sandwich with cottage cheese. Using the other chair as a table, Spunky sits down and proceeds to have lunch.

 

[Spunky]

Spunky walks through the curtain, clad in a three piece suit complete with handkerchief. He brushes the dust off of his shoudlers before climbing into the ring, as the crowd isn't sure what to think. Spunky asks for a couple of chairs and is granted his request. He pulls from his pocket a small nameplate that says Byron Von Spunkleford and a liverwurst sandwich with cottage cheese. Using the other chair as a table, Spunky sits down and proceeds to have lunch.

I love it!

 

[klunderbunker]

Showgirl isn't sure what to do, so she picks up the sandwich and eats it.

 

[klunderbunker]

Spunky isn't sure what to do as he swallows his bite. Standing up, he taps his lips with his hankerchief, then looks at Showgirl with a bit of an angry look on his face. How could she take his sandwich?

 

[klunderbunker]

Taking the hankerchief from him, Showgirl slaps Spunky across the face with it. SPunky has no other option here but to defend his honor. With a quick jump, he grabs onto the arm of Showgirl and pulls her down into a fujiwara armbar!

 

[Spunky]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh rightttttt.

Time to kick my ass, I mean it's ass.

 

[Spunky]

Taking the hankerchief from him, Showgirl slaps Spunky across the face with it. SPunky has no other option here but to defend his honor. With a quick jump, he grabs onto the arm of Showgirl and pulls her down into a fujiwara armbar!

second favourite submission move ever.

 

[klunderbunker]

As he cranks back on it, Showgirl refuses to tap out! After nearly a minute in the hold, Spunky leans down and plants a huge kiss on Showgirl's lips! The tapping can't come fast enough as Spunky has won!

 

[Marquis]

As he cranks back on it, Showgirl refuses to tap out! After nearly a minute in the hold, Spunky leans down and plants a huge kiss on Showgirl's lips! The tapping can't come fast enough as Spunky has won!

You do what you gotta do to get the job done.

 

[Spunky]

Hav..Have....I....Just .......w....won.... the women's title?

 

[Marquis]

I thought this was just a contest?

 

[klunderbunker]

It was. Billy Jean is Women's Champion.

 

[Spunky]

 

[Spunky]

Okay, But why did I want her in the first place?

He was my tag partner, I hold all partners in high regard.

 

[klunderbunker]

Well apparently you want her as a different kind of partner.

 

[Spunky]

I'd like to official be released from my OCW contract, Effective immediatly.

 

[Spunky]

I'd like to officially be released from my OCW contract, Effective immediatly.

 

[Marquis]

Not possible. Once you post in here they own your soul.

 

[klunderbunker]

Amen brother man.

 

[Spunky]

Awww, I dont want to own the ring of a ladyboy though.