Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Khalifa]

i feel so bad for spunky.

 

[klunderbunker]

Spunky reaches into his pocket and pulls out $30. He motions something to a fan and whispers to him. The fans hops over the railing and grabs Spunky before piledriving him through the table! Spunky hands the fan the money, and the fan goes back to his seat as Spunky smiles.

 

[NSL]

Spunky reaches into his pocket and pulls out $30. He motions something to a fan and whispers to him. The fans hops over the railing and grabs Spunky before piledriving him through the table! Spunky hands the fan the money, and the fan goes back to his seat as Spunky smiles.

Spunky = future Hardcore champ

 

[NSL]

The table doesn't break!

Must've been made by those crafty Germans...They make good stuff!

 

[klunderbunker]

Shango looks on without a pleasent look on his face. He hops to the floor and picks up Spunky and rolls him back into the ring. The incredible crash dummy enthusiast immediately climbs to the top rope and lands a picture perfect shooting star press to the Croatian Communication System broadcast table!

 

[Marquis]

Must've been made by those crafty Germans...They make good stuff!

I don't know those German tables just sells itself.

 

[NSL]

Shango looks on without a pleasent look on his face. He hops to the floor and picks up Spunky and rolls him back into the ring. The incredible crash dummy enthusiast immediately climbs to the top rope and lands a picture perfect shooting star press to the Croatian Communication System broadcast table!

I picture Spunky looking like this

 

[klunderbunker]

Shango picks up Spunky because he can't do this all day, rolls him back into the ring and after a Taxi Driver, pins him.

 

[Marquis]

Shango looks on without a pleasent look on his face. He hops to the floor and picks up Spunky and rolls him back into the ring. The incredible crash dummy enthusiast immediately climbs to the top rope and lands a picture perfect shooting star press to the Croatian Communication System broadcast table!

That spunky is an enigma. And there's a Croatian broadcast table!?

 

[NSL]

Shango picks up Spunky because he can't do this all day, rolls him back into the ring and after a Taxi Driver, pins him.

Very sly KB...very sly...

 

[klunderbunker]

Did you just compare me to Sly/

 

[Marquis]

Shango picks up Spunky because he can't do this all day, rolls him back into the ring and after a Taxi Driver, pins him.

.

 

[NSL]

Did you just compare me to Sly/

no no no no no...I meant sly...like sneaky...slick...not sly like Slyfox

Should've thought of that

 

[klunderbunker]

Nighthawk breaks into KB's office and demands a warm up match for tonight. KB stands up from Brazilian waxing his legs and without a word, pulls out a sword and slices off Nighthawk's pants. He then says that Sabre doesn't have the night off, but instead gets Nighthawk.

 

[Khalifa]

R.I.P nighthawk. If you need some assitance, jsut let me know.

 

[NSL]

Nighthawk breaks into KB's office and demands a warm up match for tonight. KB stands up from Brazilian waxing his legs and without a word, pulls out a sword and slices off Nighthawk's pants. He then says that Sabre doesn't have the night off, but instead gets Nighthawk.

Did I just turn heel? And, why do I get Sabre, after backing you up when you were still Blade??

Why are you Brazilian waxing, when you have a sword??

 

[klunderbunker]

The sword wasn't sharp enough.

And this is for calling me Sly.

 

[Marquis]

Hahahaha. Now he will come in beat up to our match.

 

[Khalifa]

I am thinking Nighthawk now wins at FC II beause of this match.

 

[klunderbunker]

It is now time for our next contest!

 

[NSL]

The sword wasn't sharp enough.

And this is for calling me Sly.

I didn't call you Sly...I called you sly...Big difference...

I'll take my match like a man though...I may...may have a shot at this...

 

[klunderbunker]

Introducing first, the team of Sparky and DeSade!

 

[NSL]

I am thinking Nighthawk now wins at FC II beause of this match.

Wheelchair boy is my biggest fan...Great...

 

[NSL]

Introducing first, the team of Sparky and DeSade!

Interesting...

 

[Khalifa]

The next up coming star is my biggest fan...Great...

oh thank you.