Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[NSL]

KB - Is the three way dance under "elimination" rules??

I know I've seen ones that are...I'm just not sure if that's the norm, or if it's up to the promoter...

 

[klunderbunker]

Yes it will be.

 

[NSL]

Yes it will be.

Sweet...Does the first person eliminated have to leave ringside, or will we find out during the match?

The last major three way dance I can recall, is the Douglas/Funk/Sabu Barbwire Rope match from Hardcore Homecoming, because I just watched that today...And, I don't think they made the loser leave, but it was also pretty quick to the end of the match. May not have had time...

BTW - Have you seen that show?

 

[klunderbunker]

I haven't,.

 

[NSL]

Not interested, or didn't know about it?

I bought the DVD set about a year ago...It has Hardcore Homecoming, November Reign, and the Forever Hardcore documentary...Not a bad set, but not much on the wrestling...

There's a pretty good Kid Kash - 2 Cool Scorpio match that you would like, except for Scorpio's bulging package that you can see through his bright yellow tights...

 

[klunderbunker]

I've heard of it. I liked Rise and Fall well enough that I didn't bother thouht.

 

[NSL]

I've heard of it. I liked Rise and Fall well enough that I didn't bother thouht.

I've wanted to get that...And the original One Night Stand...

I was actually looking for those, when I came across these, and I was told by a friend that if I have the oppurtunity to buy the Forever Hardcore docu, to not pass it up...So I didn't.

I'm sure you can catch any of the matches on youtube or dailymotion though...I, of course, can't...Stupid computer...

 

[klunderbunker]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Breakout is on the air.

 

[klunderbunker]

We open the show with KB in the middle of the ring, looking a bit angry.

 

[Khalifa]

Wow this is unexpected. I love it.

 

[Murfish]

Breakout


yay

 

[Khalifa]

O-c-dub!!! O-c-dub!!! O-c-dub!!!

 

[klunderbunker]

With a mic in his hand, KB adresses the crowd.

"Over the course of the past week, I've been doing a lot of thinking. Yes I grew up with Sabre. Yes we thought of OCW together. Yes I might have done a think or two i shouldn't have done to get here. But after last week it looks as if I was right in what I did. Breakout ended last week with me being hung from the stage. That would have been a great idea if the stage was more than 4 feet off the ground. After Breakout, yes I went to the hospital and stayed overnight. I was there to visit a very sick little girl, and then someone stole my damn car. So even thoguh I'm ok, that doesn't mean Jake will be. Tonight, in his singles debut, Jake vs. KB, one on one. Sabre, I'll be giving you the night off. I don't care what you do, but writing a will would be recommended."

 

[klunderbunker]

We cut to the back to see Jake and Jonny holding each other, both very secure in their own masculinity, but also scared out of their minds.

 

[NSL]

We cut to the back to see Jake and Jonny holding each other, both very secure in their own masculinity, but also scared out of their minds.

Billy and Chuck...?

 

[klunderbunker]

We cut back to the arena to see Tim and Dan in the ring for their warm up match for this Sunday, as they face the suddenly on a roll team of Magee and Magoo.

 

[NSL]

We cut back to the arena to see Tim and Dan in the ring for their warm up match for this Sunday, as they face the suddenly on a roll team of Magee and Magoo.

I still agree with Tim and Dan that they need a team name...

Lumpy Tits works for their opponents though

 

[Spunky]

Rock And Roll Ninja is KellyKellyissexy as far as I know...It'll be his first match...

Not too much has happened as far as OCW...Murfish crucified Lumpy in the center of the ring, and KB ogt hung by Sabre and his minions...DeSade beat Polley...Rusty is going after Sparky for betraying him...

I dont like my chance's.

Lumpy gets to his feet and walks into Murfish, who knocks him back into the corner. A low blow follows and the bell rings. Murfish has been disqualified, but he doesn't seem to care. He pulls a pizza cutter out of his pocket and slices Lumpy open.

I thought the cutter was my signiture weapon?

What's all this talk about killing OCW?

 

[NSL]

I dont like my chance's.

Lumpy and Tits were jobbers up until that show...I think you and RNRN should be fine...

 

[klunderbunker]

THe match starts off fast as Tim begins with the broken and beaten Lumpy, who is covered in scars from the attack he suffered at the hands of Murfish last week. Tim lands a dropkick to the face and then stomps on the fingers that were injured in the attack.

 

[NSL]

Tim lands a dropkick to the face and then stomps on the fingers that were injured in the attack.

Ouch...

 

[Spunky]

Billy and Chuck...?

You you look so.....so good to meeeee oooooooo.

 

[Khalifa]

I thought KB always had to be in a handicap match.

 

[klunderbunker]

Quick tag off to Dan who comes in off the top with a double axe handle smash right to the shoulder of Lumpy. Tits is on the apron screaming at his partner to fight back but it is to no avail. Dan wrenches away on the shoulder blade and hand of Magoo to inflict further damage.

 

[Spunky]

For anyone thats intrested. *silence*

All I did when I was away, Was tear my calf muscle and twist ligiments in my calf, Knee, And thigh.