Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[klunderbunker]

As Magoo screams, Murfish shoves him down to the mat as he reaches into another pocket and pulls out a gold plated staple gun. He drives a staple into the cut on the forehead of Lumpy, before spreading his arms out.

 

[NSL]

As Magoo screams, Murfish shoves him down to the mat as he reaches into another pocket and pulls out a gold plated staple gun. He drives a staple into the cut on the forehead of Lumpy, before spreading his arms out.

You've turned Murfish into Ian Rotten...I love it! Now that OCW has a hardcore title, we can have our own Mass transit Incident

 

[klunderbunker]

Murfish drives staples through the fingers of Magoo, attaching him to the ring. He rips open Lumpy's shirt and using Lumpy's own blood, writes out "Harthan, he bleeds for you"

 

[Marquis]

Murfish is badass.

 

[klunderbunker]

Murfish kicks Magoo in the throat to end his screams and leaves as the OCW on the ring is now covered in blood.

 

[NSL]

Murfish drives staples through the fingers of Magoo, attaching him to the ring. He rips open Lumpy's shirt and using Lumpy's own blood, writes out "Harthan, he bleeds for you"

Did Lumpy just get crucified?

 

[klunderbunker]

As we come back from the break, the mat is being changed to clean up the blood as Lumpy's wounds are being tended to. Murfish disappeared as security made their way to the ring, and in the back we see Harthan searching for Murfish.

 

[klunderbunker]

Did Lumpy just get crucified?

Yep

 

[NSL]

Yep

Ratings just went up a full 2 points.

 

[klunderbunker]

We cut from Harthan to the lockerroom of Norcal, who is with RBI. As she drools over him, he takes the mic from her.

 

[NSL]

Did you see my question referring to RBI?

 

[klunderbunker]

"Papa Shango, the two of us have hated each other since the day we met. It has come to my attention that we cannot coexist on this planet. One of us must leave OCW before I kill you. So I have spoken to KB, and after beating his ass, he agreed to my proposal: at Final Chapter, me and you, one on one, and the loser leaves OCW. See you on Sunday."

 

[NSL]

"Papa Shango, the two of us have hated each other since the day we met. It has come to my attention that we cannot coexist on this planet. One of us must leave OCW before I kill you. So I have spoken to KB, and after beating his ass, he agreed to my proposal: at Final Chapter, me and you, one on one, and the loser leaves OCW. See you on Sunday."

I don't know why you do this to yourself....But it works...

 

[klunderbunker]

As our mat is finally clean, it is time for our main event of the evening!

 

[klunderbunker]

As per Sabre's orders, KB will be in the main event, in a handicap match!

 

[klunderbunker]

Rule Britannia plays as the Red Coats are on their way to the ring.

 

[klunderbunker]

Firefly begins, but by the time the lyrics begin, KB is already halfway to the ring. He slides into the ring and ducks underneath a double clothesline and lands a double clothesline of his own to take the Brits down.

 

[Marquis]

Rule Britannia plays as the Red Coats are on their way to the ring.

*marks out*

 

[NSL]

*marks out*

Are you a heel, or a face?

 

[klunderbunker]

KB sends Jonny into the corner and hammers away on the likely intoxicated Englishman as Jake gets back to his feet. He nails KB from behind and sends him into Jonny. As KB pulls away Jake knocks him through the ropes with a million dollar kneelift. Jonny gets on all fours as Jake jumps over the top rope using his partner as a springboard.

 

[klunderbunker]

As Jake leaps thoguh, KB jumps into the air and spears him out of the air and down to the floor!

 

[klunderbunker]

He looks up at Jonny who is perched on the top rope. The Englishman looks down at KB and drops to the apron and then backs up the ramp trying to run. The referee counts but after a glare from KB he starts over at 1.

 

[Marquis]

Are you a heel, or a face?

heel.

 

[klunderbunker]

As KB stalks Jonny, Jonny turns and runs through the curtain. KB follows but is knocked backwards, as Sabre, armed with a chair, walks into the arena with a rope draped around his shoulder.

 

[NSL]

heel.

I'm not sure what I am...I'm a face i'm guessing, from backing up Blade that once...