Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Tim]

Spunky appears and grabs the mic.

"You men have earned your rest. Instead, I'll beat the hell out of myself!"

What follows is one of the strangest scenes in the history of OCW.

Spunky rams himself into the post, then backs up to do it again, but blocks the blow, and jumps to the other side of the post to ram himself in from there. He staggers into the ring where he rams his head into the turnbuckle. He throws a low blow behind himself, before crunching up into a ball on the mat. Everyone is so confused they're not sure what country they're in, as Spunky throws himself into the air and lands on his back, apparently slamming himself. After a few seconds, he gets up and kicks at the mat, before mounting the top rope and splashing down onto what I'd assume he thought was himself.

After a few seconds, he is able to get to his feet and slides to the floor, where he grabs a chair. He crouches with it before jumping into the air to swing it at.......himself, but instead pulls it back down and rams it into his own head. He gets up to his knees and starts to punch himself in the face, as somehow the crowd is getting into this. He hits the ropes and clothesliens the air, but goes down as well.

He eventually nips up, then dives down perpindicularly to where he was before and nips up again, before turning around and looking at where he was before in disgust. The apparent crazy man swings with a huge right hand but misses and spins around, where he runs into the turnbuckle. He climbs onto it and then onto the top rope. Spunky throws himself backwards off the top, before in mid air swinging himself around, apparently hurricanranaing an invisible person! He goes for a cover and after three seconds throws his hands into the air in triumph!

Soon thereafter though, he picks up the chair and slams it over the back of his head, knocking himself completely unconscious. Vengeance and Nighthawk look on in stunned silence beofre heading to the back to thunderous cheers and applause.

DAmn it KB, I'm supposed to not wake anyone up and I can't stop laughing.

 

[NSL]

To think it all started because Spunky just had to have a match at the PPV...

 

[Tim]

Tim is out almost completely as Blade looks at him. He picks Tim up and stands him in the middle of the ring. On rubber legs, Tim stands as Marcus hits the ropes. In an amazing display of athleticism, Marcus lands a standing Blockbuster to Tim, before covering him, to move on to become the #1 Contender for the OCW Title!
The masked man Marcus Blade is on his way to Final Chapter!

Oh no he fucking didn't.

 

[Tim]

As Blade climbs the cage and stands on the roof, Sabre and Sly appear on stage, with Sabre handing Sly a mic and saying go talk to him. Sly looks as if he's been sentenced to death as he climbs up the cage. With the mic in hand, he attempts to ask Blade a question, but is picked up and tombstoned 15 feet down, breaking the ring completely in half!

Is there a time when Sly didn't get beaten up?

 

[Tim]

Marcus Blade is none other than..................



KB!

ZOMG! Nice swerve there, although it was sort of onvious after he won the Shootout. Since it was the only thing that made sense.

Also, you can use my Blockbuster if you want.

 

[Tim]

Rusty and Sparky had some kind of argument about Rusty's mother. I suggested they fight it out in a match. Sicne I suggested it, I was named referee. I then said a line about the winner would be the Aussie Heavyweight Champion. Then I think Italian MVP and Dan jumped in and said they should be the champion, so we made it a fatal fourway. Then I 'discovered" that there was already an Aussie Heavyweight champion-Judy Bagwell. Then I made a big card with a tournament and it totally spiraled out of control, and Monkey and Sting got involved. Then I suggested that Monkey make a thread to put all of this in, and you know the rest of the story.

Forgetting someone?

Also how many times have you had to explain this now?

 

[Tim]

Tim thinks he can beat me. I think not.

Tim vs Vengeance. Thoughts, KB?

I could beat you anytime, anyplace, anywhere.

So there's no real point having that match.

 

[Tim]

I think this is the first reference to an ECW motto/chant...

Try in the actual match.

 

[Tim]

NSL, you could very well pass Tim. He hasn't been on much, so he told me on MSN before. If he doesn't come on for a while, it would be possible, I suppose.

And I assume the Christmas with Dick Vengeance DVD sold very well. I know Shango would have brought a few copies. NSL, I know you want one aswell.

Not going to happen.

 

[Tim]

With me not seeing the Savage/Steamboat match before, the Nighthawk/Vengeance match was great. There were so many false finishes, and in the end it turns out to be a draw. It was so suspenseful at the end, and Spunky's little bit at the end was.... entertaining. To say the least. But a great match.

Shootout I think could've gone longer, but it was a good match since I was in the final two. It was good, but I think that there wasn't really that much length put into it, the spots were good and the match was good, but it felt like it was lacking. Only criticism though. Good work.

 

[klunderbunker]

Ok to try to catch up with Tim's posts, and this will be out of order.

I'm suprised that so few figured out KB was Blade. Seriously who else was going to be the one to fight Sabre?

In the original Savage Steamboat the small package ends the match.

Apparently I struck gold with Spunky's thing.

As for how many times I've explained that, I can't count that high.

And don't worry Tim you won't be passed. OCW wouldn't exist without you and Rusty. If the roles were reversed, OCW would be around still.

 

[klunderbunker]

Since we're only 421 away from tying the record, BREAKOUT IS ON THE AIR!!!

 

[klunderbunker]

Tim, 8 to go to get 1000. DO IT.

 

[klunderbunker]

Our show opens with DeSade in the ring, ready to defend the Taz Title!

 

[klunderbunker]

His opponent is from Rochester, New York. He weight 231 pounds. He is Scott Cardinal!

 

[klunderbunker]

The match starts off slowly with DeSade still in pain from the Shootout last night, but a Taz Champion's work is never done. Cardinal goes for the ribs after DeSade launched himself off the top of the cage last night and crashed hard. His body is aching and Cardinal's attack is absolutely perfect.

 

[klunderbunker]

Cardinal lands a beautiful belly to back suplay, sending down the champion. He holds his ribs like a child holding a teddy bear when he hears a monster at night.

 

[klunderbunker]

Cardinal goes to the top and comes off with a huge splash! He stays on top for the cover but only gets a long two as the champion kicks out at the last minute.

 

[klunderbunker]

Cardinal isn't sure what to do as he tries to set up a Melbourne Crab.

 

[klunderbunker]

DeSade screams all the way to the ropes, but does make them.

 

[klunderbunker]

Cardinal plants DeSade down with a slam before heading to the top rope one more time, signaling for a 450. As he gets his balance, Vengeance and Nighthawk appear on the top of the stage.

 

[Murfish]

HISTORY

ftw

 

[klunderbunker]

History?

 

[klunderbunker]

As Cardinal looks at the two men on the stage, DeSade is able to get to his feet. He gets as much of a running start as he can and jumps to the second rope to land the DeSade Spiral to Cardinal! He covers the out cold opponent to retain the title!

 

[Murfish]

HISTORY?!?!

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