Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[NSL]

NSL, you could very well pass Tim. He hasn't been on much, so he told me on MSN before. If he doesn't come on for a while, it would be possible, I suppose.

And I assume the Christmas with Dick Vengeance DVD sold very well. I know Shango would have brought a few copies. NSL, I know you want one aswell.

I'm always up for buying a movie with a star like "Dick Vengeance"...Sounds like a porno...

 

[NSL]

I'd like to accept this award on behalf of myself AND Rusty, who couldn't be here tonight. Well, he IS here, but when he saw me jump outta my seat to defend IC, he rushed to the bathroom to clean the piss off of his pants.

Greatest awards speech ever!

 

[NSL]

Next, we have the Shooting Star Award. The award of the future if you will. This award is for the wrestler that is most likely to carry OCW into the future. The nominees are.....

Scott Cardinal
Flameboy
Numbers
Timbo Slice

I would totally win this

 

[Spunky]

I've just passed Murfidh in here....

And broke into the top 5!

Let's go Spunky!
Let's go NightHawk!

 

[Spunky]

I'd EASILY win "moment of the year"

 

[NSL]

I'd EASILY win "moment of the year"

I don't know...It wasn't even the best moment of it's show...

Murfish v. Shango, on a plane, around the world...Can't beat that...

My #2 would KB's return...

My #3 would be the super spinebuster through the announce table when IC caught Tim off the rope... (I believe I have all those parts correct)

 

[Marquis]

Me winning the Taz title in my debut match deserves a mention.

 

[NSL]

Me winning the Taz title in my debut match deserves a mention.

Not compared to those 3...And, I haven't read all the way up to that show yet, so there's bound to be more...

 

[NSL]

Ok, you're good at being dominant. Like yesterday.

And now for a change of pace, its time for a wrestler to humiliate himself by trying to sing. For your musical and comedic enjoyment, here is Norcal singing Best of Both Worlds by Hannah Montana!

Norcal walks out with the hoodie hiding his face. He leans forward slightly and whips it back revealing a long blonde wig. He pulls the hoodie off to reveal a red jacket and tshirt before grabbing a microphone and belting out the teeneybopper hit as the crowd is stunned.

 

[NSL]

I was thinking that as well. Richard, your character's name is going to be Vengeance. It was either that or a dick joke.

 

[NSL]

It is someone in a black, pointy earred mask, with Yellow spandex covering the rest of them. Cardboard gray "spikes" stick out of his hands, but keep falling off on the way to the ring. Apparently, this is Leeverine.

Lee = Charlie Haas...Interesting...

 

[Richard]

NSL, could you tell me what page that was on? I'd like to revisit my OCW debut, or around then.

 

[Khalifa]

Dammit i was looking forward to my OCW Heavyweight title match. oh well it doesn't matter i already no the result

 

[Richard]

Actually, don't worry, I found it NSL.

 

[Khalifa]

Has any one seen Never back down. the new movie that came out. if so can you tell me if it's good or bad?

 

[Tim]

75 pages...

 

[Tim]

As Spunky is about to speak, we cut to a shot of a horse eating grass in a field.

BREAKING NEWS- OCW ratings are up!

 

[Tim]

Spunky just sunk below Tim's lowest level...

Bring back the Jobber Championship!

Not possible and not going to happen.

 

[Tim]

From out of nowhere, Murfish blasts the horse in the head with a chair! We cut to a scene of three young girls at a tea party, as they speak about Satan. Then we see Norcal trekking through New York City in hunting gear, pulling an invisible rope. We go from that to a small child being hit in the face with a fish, then the fish screaming. Finally we see a shot of Nelson Mandela dancing the robot, before being crushed by a steamroller, as Beethoven's 4th symphony plays in the background and we go into slow motion.

Random.... Old school OCW. FTW

 

[Tim]

Vengeance and Spunky would make quite a tag team after Vengeance loses this

Dick Vengeance and Spunky!

 

[Tim]

KB, I may have to start deleting posts in here if they don't cease being so asinine. Either that or track people down and punch them so hard they forget their login info.

Or do both! Please.

 

[Spunky]

Dick Vengeance and Spunky!

I've already got a name for us.

Dick Spunk!

 

[Tim]

Nighthawk jumps onto the ropes to celebrate, but the referee pulls him down and points to the ropes! Vengeance got his foot up just before the three!

Nice.

 

[NSL]

I've already got a name for us.

Dick Spunk!

:face palm:

 

[Murfish]

I really can't keep up with the newcomers.