Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[klunderbunker]

Ah. Well you and Rusty have a special place here. You two are big parts of why it got off the ground.

 

[Tim]

Tim got owned by a gopher...

I discovered something after the night I watched that tape.

It is extremely fun to whack gophers with golf clubs.

 

[klunderbunker]

Same with frogs.

 

[Tim]

I'd like to thank everyone that got us here.

Some numbers for you.....

User Name Posts
klunderbunker 4,519
Tim 945
Rusty 876
Most Valuable Shango 547
Murfish 419
The rated R Spunkystar 293
NightShiftLoser 287
HBK-aholic 224
Richard 209
Danmen001 193
a0161613 155
The Rainbow Haired Monkey 143
The Notorious P:W_C 131
TM 128
Showtime 107
Harthan 93
LegendThriller H4L 76
Mr. IrishCanadian25 71
Hail_2_Shady 66
ScottiePippenInc. 64
Marquis 63
Slyfox696 41
Italian MVP 40
'The Great' Milenko 38
Sparky 36
The C.M. 35
Scott Steiner 35
Stone Cold Mighty NorCal 34
kung FLU naKi 31
Buzz 21
Luther_Hull 18
Uncle Phatso 11
Colamania 10
Fizzywink 10
oneandonly 9
Matt Phoenix 5
Shango-Monkey 4
Dark Blaze 3
Derf 3
CCS 2
justinsayne 2
Shock 2
kamikazeking20 1
Uncle Sam 1
Shock Lesnar 1
A7X FAN 1
JasonSensation 1

Yeah. Bishes.

 

[klunderbunker]

Yep. All of 20% of mine.

 

[Tim]

I don't need to be bribed. I can keep a secret...But, you may want to get rid of those posts...People can still see them...

Good thing no one else has read back to the old stuff...

What are these posts you speak of?

 

[Tim]

Who also already has a spot in the Shootout, meaning if he wins three in a row he'd be facing himself at Final Chapter.

Interesting idea.

 

[klunderbunker]

Tim vs. Tim. My god how awful would those buyrates be?

 

[Tim]

Yep. All of 20% of mine.

Apart from you. Then its all good.

 

[Tim]

Tim vs. Tim. My god how awful would those buyrates be?

There's only one way to find out....

 

[klunderbunker]

Yeah. Use the time machine I built.

 

[Tim]

Same with frogs.

And frozen chocolate bars.

 

[klunderbunker]

Nah. They don't bleed.

 

[Tim]

Yeah. Use the time machine I built.

Go on then, and tell me what happens.

 

[Tim]

Nah. They don't bleed.

Well if you hit it just right, sometimes the caramel bursts out just like blood. But you have to get a chocolate bar that has caramel.

 

[klunderbunker]

I want to see what the booking is. Need to find out who Blade and Sabre are.

 

[Tim]

Oh yeah, I forgot something.

10,000 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[klunderbunker]

Wow. Talk about delayed.

 

[Tim]

Battle Royal seemed rushed. If you'd spent a bit more time on it it could've come out great. It was still good, but some spots were just a bit, for lack of a better word, weird.

 

[Tim]

Wow. Talk about delayed.

Well I just finished reading 60 pages, its 3 in the fucking morning. I literally forgot about it.

 

[klunderbunker]

Yeah the battle royal kind of sucked.

 

[Thriller Ant]

The winner is............

Showgirl!

I want a damn recount, there is no way I got outdanced by someone who got a sex change.


10,000!!!!!!

 

[Papa Shango]

Yeah. Bishes.

Congratulations. You're have the second saddest life in OCW. Course, KB actually writes all the shows, and relishes the fact that he spends all this time here. So awesome, you are now the Premier Sadsack of OCW. Here's your trophy.

*Hands Tim the Paul Giamatti Sadsack Lifetime Achievement Award*

 

[Papa Shango]

Hey, KB, permission to play armchair booker here for a second, and feel free to shoot this down.

Now, my facts may be messed up here, cuz I've had a lot to read here, but it appears that Dan is pulling double duty at the PPV, and of his own free will. Despite being in one of the most important matches on the card, he still requested a match with NorCal. Seems to me that he needs to give a little something in return... such as... his spot in the shootout. If NorCal wins their match, he takes Dan's spot in the Shootout?

 

[Showtime]

K, missed an incredible amount apparently. KB or somebody give me the gist of what's happened for the last 1000 posts.