Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Tim]

Oh god i've got to go through 80 pages.

 

[Tim]

Breakout opens with the Disembodied Voice standing in the ring, much to the booing of the fans.

How can a voice with no body stand in a ring?

 

[klunderbunker]

We're on a limited budget.

 

[Tim]

From the crowd comes the shout of "You two don't know how to wrestle!" Joan and Showgirl look at each other and say Oh Yeah. The hold is immediately broken, and a catfight breaks out!

Joey Styles appears on the stage and screams CATFIGHT!!!!!

From across the arena comes a scream, and a man in a business suit and cowboy hat is seen running up the stairs and crashing through the wall, with mamajuana cans being left in his path.....

Remembering that this is a Women's match, both attack with an overhyped kick to the face, but the kicks hit each other! The scene freezes and Eye of the Tiger kicks in as the camera shot turns into a painting and we go to break!

I know you can be random KB, but come on.

 

[klunderbunker]

What's so bad about that?

 

[Tim]

Never said it was bad, did I?

How in the blue hell did you even think of what you wrote there?

 

[klunderbunker]

Well let's see: I got the first one from Trish being praised for throwing a kick perfectly after being gone two years, and then realized that all most women's wrestlers do is throw kicks.

The second one came into my head from the first one.

The third one came into my head because I love the Rocky movies and I can't come up with a finish.

 

[Tim]

Nighthawk might be the cockiest wrestler in OCW history.

One word: Trademark.

 

[klunderbunker]

Yeah you might be correct there.

 

[Tim]

I will now begin taking nominations for the 2nd class of the OCW Hall of Fame.

Rusty's mum.

 

[klunderbunker]

That's a possibility.

 

[Tim]

Just wait until Final Chapter. My best work yet. The Tim vs. Polley match is my all time favoite, followed by the four way from later that night. Gauntlet Match is great as well, but I can't remember what show that's on.

Final Chapter was the best show ever. I'd like to see you top that with the 2nd Final Chapter. And my match with Polley was pretty epic, although I did prefer the four way later on.

 

[klunderbunker]

I still had more fun writing that show than any other. I'll be doing it the same way with this one.

 

[Tim]

So did I. Not sure if there are that many others. Power to the Players is the biggest one.

Despite that, it was often forgotten by everyone.

 

[klunderbunker]

Yeah I know. I loved that line.

 

[Tim]

I've never missed a post in here. This place is my baby.

Same here. Although this place is more like my father.

Which means KB is my grandfather!

 

[klunderbunker]

And a woman. And a straightedge. Odd combination.

 

[Tim]

Rusty, the newbs are taking your spot. You need to take over your spot as second in command. Also, the Aussie Army is in a #1 contender's match in the main event of the next Breakout. Tim and Dan beat you and Sparky up last show.

Oh no you didn't.

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh yes I did.

 

[Tim]

You're all second in command.

Better.

 

[klunderbunker]

Except you Tim.

 

[Tim]

But I have the second most posts in here, I've risen from being a jobber to OCW Champion and I was here in the beginning.

 

[klunderbunker]

Point being?

 

[Tim]

No real point, just wanted to state that i've done that.

 

[Tim]

I've re-posted most of the quotes that made me laugh...It was very clear, that at even 1000 posts, it wasn't meant to go past that. Then, everyone wanted in, and it slowly grew...

This is WWWF turning into WWF.

I remember that I went about three days without reading this, I came back and there were 50 new pages, and I saw NorCal, Shango, and all of these guys in OCW. I was like wtf?