Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Sparky]

Tried to help what Spunky? All i wanted to do was make sure the Diva's Wasn't using steriods. the only way i knew how to check was to see them naked... Yeah that works.

 

[Marquis]

One day Bud, one you will be the COW.

 

[Spunky]

Pull your eyeball's from your head

 

[Sparky]

. I keep excpecting there to be a breaking news flash. Sparky suspended for perving on the Divas.

 

[Khalifa]

I didn't do shit. I caught them in the act. You know how awkward it was walking into the Divas changerooms to ummm,...

Never mind.

Do you know how awkward it was to see them doing that??? I tried pulling my eyeballs out with a fork.

Wait so you were lieing when you said if I didn't have a matchup next you'd join?

I'd rather stand on my head while juggling chainsaws with my feet and sing Old McDonald than see that.

Are you sure?

 

[klunderbunker]

Dude, have you ever stood on your head while juggling chainsaws with your feet and singing old McDonald? It's quite arousing.

 

[Khalifa]

I can imagine it now.

 

[klunderbunker]

It's awesome.

 

[Khalifa]

You should youtube it next for me KB. I would love to see it .

 

[klunderbunker]

What am I supposed to hold the camera with chum?

 

[Khalifa]

Well if you cant record as well your pretty useless.

 

[Sparky]

Its called a tripod.

 

[Khalifa]

No if KB is the man he can do it without a tripod god dammit!!!

 

[klunderbunker]

I put you on back to back tv shows and you insult me?

 

[Khalifa]

I did not insult. I said you should be able to do something.

 

[klunderbunker]

You said I was useless.

 

[Khalifa]

I said you were useless if you cant hold a camera while standing on your head while juggling chainsaws with your feet and sing Old McDonald.

 

[klunderbunker]

Meaning you find me useless.

 

[Khalifa]

So you cant do it? God KB, and to think my life was about you. I am really disappointed you cant do that.

But none-the less I still love you.

 

[klunderbunker]

I can't film. BUt I can hold a tripod with my ass that can film.

 

[Khalifa]

Oh ok, well now my life is about you again...

 

[NSL]

I liked Breakout...But, Night Vision is so much better. I am obviously the hottest rising star in OCW. Not only do I have a less-fortunate fan, in Pippen, but I have groupies chasing me, trying to lay on top of me!

Any chance I can buy that autographed bedpan back?


Also, is it wrong that I enjoy seeing Vengeance get his ass kicked?

 

[Spunky]

I can't wait for Breakout.

 

[klunderbunker]

Should be up today or tomorrow.

 

[Spunky]

Still, I can't wait for BreakOut!