Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Mr. TM]

Ba52?

 

[klunderbunker]

Croatian Communication System
Height-5’9
Weight-175lbs
Finishing Move-None
Music-Croatian National Anthem
Hometown-Zagreb, Croatia

A representative for one of our biggest networks, the representative, CCS for short, hasn’t made his intentions exactly clear in OCW. While he has made it known that he has a distaste for violence and all things immoral, what this means he has on his mind is difficult to say. CCS debuted at the first Breakout, but no one really has ever seemed to notice or really care for that matter, until it was discovered that he represents the biggest network in all of Croatia, where OCW is the biggest show on cable.

 

[klunderbunker]

Ba52?

Been ired for months.

 

[Marquis]

Croatian Communication System
Height-5’9
Weight-175lbs
Finishing Move-None
Music-Croatian National Anthem
Hometown-Zagreb, Croatia

A representative for one of our biggest networks, the representative, CCS for short, hasn’t made his intentions exactly clear in OCW. While he has made it known that he has a distaste for violence and all things immoral, what this means he has on his mind is difficult to say. CCS debuted at the first Breakout, but no one really has ever seemed to notice or really care for that matter, until it was discovered that he represents the biggest network in all of Croatia, where OCW is the biggest show on cable.

 

[Mr. TM]

Oh, this is only currents?

Do one for me, that would be fun.

 

[klunderbunker]

Becca
Height-5’5
Weight-115lbs
Finisher-Superkick
Music-Crazy Bitch-Buckcherry
Hometown-Leeds, England

The undisputed first lady of OCW, this woman has dominated the Women’s Division in a manner that the Fabulous Moolah would be proud of. A 4 time Women’s Champion, Becca has won the title in many odd ways ranging from standard pinfalls to submissions to being the first person able to strip naked. Her, ahem, friendship, with Stephanie McMahon is well documented and has even shown up on our television stations before. Her love for Shawn Michaels was consummated last year in a moment that was hoped to be forgotten.

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh, this is only currents?

Do one for me, that would be fun.

I added you to the list that I have left but I think I'm done for the night. I mgiht do some more later.

 

[klunderbunker]

Thriller
Height-6’1
Weight-251lbs
Finisher-Thrill Seeker
Music-Thriller-Michael Jackson
Hometown-Neverland, Texas

This is kind of a weird one. Thriller, accompanied by his “best girl” Jeannie Bill has come to OCW for some reason. Since the Disembodied Voice got drunk last night and signed him to a contract we can’t fire him so he has to stick around. While not really a solid in ring competitor as he’s never won a single match, Thriller has danced his way into both the ring and our hearts over the past few months. Lately he has taken a much more serious approach to the wrestling aspect to his career which has gone quite well indeed. If he can add that to his resume, Thriller could become a most dangerous person.

 

[klunderbunker]

Rusty
Height-6’2
Weight-247lbs
Finishing Move-Ratings Spike-Elevated Rolling Cutter
Music-Superstar-Saliva
Hometown-Adelaide, Australia

Without a doubt the most successful star in the history of OCW, Rusty was the first man to reclaim the OCW World Heavyweight Championship which he has held on 4 occasions. Using his patented Ratings Spike to finish off opponents, Rusty has led both the Aussie Army as well as the Impact Players. The Superman of OCW, Rusty has only seemed to have one Kryptonite-Papa Shango. The Voodoo Man and Rusty have had some of the greatest battles in the history of the company including the main event of the first ever Final Chapter, but Rusty has never been able to get the three count on him.

 

[Marquis]

I always assumed Rusty's finisher was the Samoan Spike.

 

[klunderbunker]

DeSade, give me some music. I'm working on your's.

 

[klunderbunker]

Jeannie Bill
Height-5’2
Weight-104lbs
Finisher-Crossface
Hometown-Austin, Texas

A newcomer to OCW, Jeannie captured the Women’s Title in her first ever match, defeating Becca at a house show for the title. Aligned with her boyfriend Thriller, Jeannie Bill shares his fascination with the King of Pop. The two of them dance around in the back, and that’s about it really. While they are likely the top couple in OCW, we’re really not sure what they do around here.

 

[Marquis]

Where do i hail from?

 

[klunderbunker]

New York City. All I need is your music and I'll put your's up.

 

[Marquis]

New York- Sex Pistols.

 

[klunderbunker]

Done

 

[klunderbunker]

DeSade
Height-5’11
Weight-220lbs
Finishing Move-DeSodimizer-Flying Elbow Drop
Music-New York-Sex Pistols
Hometown-New York, New York

The descendant of the original Marquis De Sade, this man stormed into OCW and took the Taz Title. A man who offers little remorse for the way in which he wins his matches, DeSade has no issue whatsoever on cheating to win at everything he does. A cheater in every sense of the word he is one of the most hated men in Australia by both the fans and the wrestlers alike. With an attitude that is so easy to hate and a style so hard to stop, DeSade is one of the most lethal forces in wrestling today.

 

[Marquis]

DeSade
Height-5’11
Weight-220lbs
Finishing Move-DeSodimizer-Flying Elbow Drop
Music-New York-Sex Pistols
Hometown-New York, New York

The descendant of the original Marquis De Sade, this man stormed into OCW and took the Taz Title. A man who offers little remorse for the way in which he wins his matches, DeSade has no issue whatsoever on cheating to win at everything he does. A cheater in every sense of the word he is one of the most hated men in Australia by both the fans and the wrestlers alike. With an attitude that is so easy to hate and a style so hard to stop, DeSade is one of the most lethal forces in wrestling today.

KB..., I love every single sentence of my bio.

 

[klunderbunker]

Gracias.

 

[klunderbunker]

That leaves 2, 3, 8, 9, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18, 20, 22, 23, 24, 25, 28, 29, 30 and 31 to go. Pick one of them and I'll do it tonight.

 

[Marquis]

2. Must be someone important.

 

[Mr. TM]

30

 

[klunderbunker]

Tits Magee
Height-6’1
Weight-394lbs
Finishing Move-Power Slam
Music-I Touch Myself-Divinlys
Hometown-Anchorage, Alaska

Um, what do you really want me to say here? His name is Tits Magee. He’s fat, he’s creepy, he likes to eat. Somehow he’s a former OCW World Heavyweight Champion. Can I stop looking at him now?

 

[Sparky]

was mine done?

 

[klunderbunker]

Yeah you're back there somewhere. One of the first three.