Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[Khalifa]

Someone care to tell me what the last thign was on the show/

It was the tag team match. Well i am pretty sure about it.

 

[klunderbunker]

So the pinfall was the last thing?

 

[Khalifa]

Yes i can recall. Want me to go check tho?

 

[klunderbunker]

If you wouldn't mind.

 

[Khalifa]

Actually no. You announced Rusty and Nighthawk for the main event.

 

[klunderbunker]

Ah alright.

 

[klunderbunker]

Amazingly enough we have back to back matches as Polley makes his way to the ring!

 

[klunderbunker]

His opponent weighs in at 376lbs, Lumpy Magoo!

 

[klunderbunker]

The bell rings and the fight is on. Lumpy drives Polley into the corner and rams him in the ribs with shoulders, putting Polley in trouble early on. The Irishman staggers our of the corner and takes a knee lift into the ribs. Lumpy gets down in a three point stance and charges at Polley but this time he doesn't connect as Polley moves to the side, sending Lumpy's shoulder into the turnbuckle! POlley can clearly be seen mouthing the words my turn as he chops lumpy around the ring with the big man screaming a little bit louder after each one. Lumpy gets nailed with a dropkick to send him off the ropes and into a scoop slam from Polley to put him down. Polley goes up to the top but the leg drop misses!

Lumpy is back on his feet now and smashes Polley down with a double axe handle shot to the small of the back followed by an elbow drop. Another one and Polley holds his spine. Lumpy rolls Polley over before bouncing off the ropes and coming off with a big splash that gets two. Polley is pulled up and loaded up for a belly to belly suplay, but as Lumpy lifts him, Polley spins him around and suplays Lumpy instead! As he holds his ribs even more, Polley goes for a cover but also only gets two. Both men get back to their feet but Polley is in control. He grabs Lumpy and plants him down with a DDT! In nearly a flash he's up to the top rope and legdrops Lumpy to pick up the win!

 

[Khalifa]

OMG!!! What is with us jobbers we are all 4-0.

 

[klunderbunker]

POlley is a jobber?

 

[Khalifa]

Oops I read it wrong my bad.

 

[NSL]

Face it, Your my bitch.

I'd kick your ass, but something tells me you already beat me to it...

Because me and Spunky are both 1-0 you are 0-0.

I haven't had my match yet.

Actually no. You announced Rusty and Nighthawk for the main event.

AND, DeSade v. The Carbombs

 

[klunderbunker]

DeSade and the Carbombs will be later.

 

[NSL]

DeSade and the Carbombs will be later.

I'm just making sure you don't forget because Pippen made sure to remind you of my match with Rusty. Was this set up at all by me saying "Rusty FTW" earlier?

 

[klunderbunker]

Maybe. I rarely remember what leads me to do what.

 

[Murfish]

Boxes fts

 

[klunderbunker]

Fts?

 

[Murfish]

For The Suicide

 

[NSL]

For The Suicide

You've already shredded a pile of boxes though...I say you hire Spunky to go after them...He knows how to kick imaginary ass like nobody else...

 

[klunderbunker]

Or get Harthan, a real hardcore wrestler.

 

[NSL]

Or get Harthan, a real hardcore wrestler.

Ouch...That was below the belt...

 

[NSL]

I only have about 24 hours before my KB infraction goes away

 

[klunderbunker]

I can give you another if you'd like.

 

[NSL]

I can give you another if you'd like.

I was just stating that after that one expires, I'll have 0 warnings or infractions. Finally. I got the first one within 24 hours of signing up...