Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

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As Kamikaze lands and the bell rings, Harthan pulls out a lead pipe and blasts him between the eyes with it.

 

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The bell rings and Kamikaze is declared the winner, but Harthan has a mic on his as well.

"Oh Holy Murfish, hear me now. I challenge you to a match at Final Chapter, one on one."

The crowd reacts, but Harthan isn't done yet.

"A match, but not a regular one. A match, for the first ever OCW Hardcore Title!"

 

[Murfish]

The bell rings and Kamikaze is declared the winner, but Harthan has a mic on his as well.

"Oh Holy Murfish, hear me now. I challenge you to a match at Final Chapter, one on one."

The crowd reacts, but Harthan isn't done yet.

"A match, but not a regular one. A match, for the first ever OCW Hardcore Title!"

Hardcore Title?

It brings back memories.

*Flash Back*

 

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As Harthan is leaving the ring, we cut back to the entrance to the arena, where Johnny Punch appears in front of Rusty. As he tries to ask why he's there, Rusty hits him in the ribs and lands a huge Ratings Spike on the concrete, knocking him out cold.

"Sparky! Come and get me now! Come and get me!"

 

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We go back to the ring to see Lumpy Magoo in the ring for the first time in almost 8 months.

 

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His opponent......

Polley!

 

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Polley marches to the ring set to face one of his oldest rivals in a match that not even he could lose.

 

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Somehow though, he does. Lumpy wins off of a fluke roll up, and Polley has not won a match in 15 weeks. He kicks the ropes, as from the back comes IC.

 

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IC punches him in the gut and Carbombs him, before pulling a piece of paper out of his pocket, which he puts into the pocket of Polley's tights.

 

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As we come back from out break, Pippen is in the middle of the ring, sitting in a wheelchair.

 

[CCS]

Since LCW is apparetly dead, I'd like to get involved with OCW. If you dont care ?

 

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Hmm.....we'll see. Maybe after Final Chapter.

 

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As the crowd is barely active at all, the lights cut off, and the noise begins.

 

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For the first time in six long months, KB is in the OCW Arena!

 

[Richard]

*chants*

Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back !!

 

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As KB gets into the ring, he shoves Pippen out of his chair. As he is ready to fight, Sabre appears on the stage.

 

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"KB, if you're going to wrestle between now and Final Chapter, it's going to be at a disadvantage. Every time that you step into that ring, it's in a handicap match. Whoever gets out here first, you're Pippen's partner."

After a brief wait, Thriller dances his way to the stage.

 

[Richard]

What is actually wrong with Pippen?

 

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He had a very intense hangnail iinjury.

 

[Richard]

Poor Pippen.

 

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As Thriller makes his way out, Sabre picks him up and Cyclones him onto the stage. At the same time, KB grabs Pippen and plants him into the ground with the DDT before covering him for the one, two, three.

 

[NSL]

DeSade wont be so lucky at our match.

Agreed. Neither will you though...

I don't need luck to beat you peasant.

You will to beat me.

The Christmas with Dick Vengeance DVD sold heaps of copies and the "Vengeance > Nighthawk" T-Shirts were snapped up pretty fast for Christmas aswell.

I think you need to be randomly drug tested if you think that shirt would sell...

The crowd reacts, but Harthan isn't done yet.

"A match, but not a regular one. A match, for the first ever OCW Hardcore Title!"

Sweet! It's amazing what an ever-expanding card can get you...

IC punches him in the gut and Carbombs him, before pulling a piece of paper out of his pocket, which he puts into the pocket of Polley's tights.

I sense the return on The Irish American Car Bombs!

 

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After a brief wait, Thriller dances his way to the stage.

Pippen and Thriller? Sounds like an off-broadway show...

 

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The IACB will not be returning anytime soon.