Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

[NSL]

As Spunky is about to speak, we cut to a shot of a horse eating grass in a field.

Spunky just sunk below Tim's lowest level...

Bring back the Jobber Championship!

 

[klunderbunker]

From out of nowhere, Murfish blasts the horse in the head with a chair! We cut to a scene of three young girls at a tea party, as they speak about Satan. Then we see Norcal trekking through New York City in hunting gear, pulling an invisible rope. We go from that to a small child being hit in the face with a fish, then the fish screaming. Finally we see a shot of Nelson Mandela dancing the robot, before being crushed by a steamroller, as Beethoven's 4th symphony plays in the background and we go into slow motion.

 

[Spunky]

Ratings went up when I was on for a split second. OHHHH YEAHHHHH.

Harthan! Suck my balls!

 

[NSL]

From out of nowhere, Murfish blasts the horse in the head with a chair! We cut to a scene of three young girls at a tea party, as they speak about Satan. Then we see Norcal trekking through New York City in hunting gear, pulling an invisible rope. We go from that to a small child being hit in the face with a fish, then the fish screaming. Finally we see a shot of Nelson Mandela dancing the robot, before being crushed by a steamroller, as Beethoven's 4th symphony plays in the background and we go into slow motion.

Is this the tape from Ringu?

Murfish smacking the horse with a chair is epic, and will get OCW major fines...Bigger than ESPN's

 

[klunderbunker]

No. The ratings fell to a low passing even Joannie Loves Chachi reruns.

 

[Spunky]

Harthan! Suck my balls!

I'm going to turn your balls into earrings!

 

[klunderbunker]

Fuck fines. Actually fuck becca, but that's a different story for a different time.

 

[Spunky]

No. The ratings fell to a low passing even Joannie Loves Chachi reruns.

I may as well live in the sewers.

 

[NSL]

Fuck fines. Actually fuck becca, but that's a different story for a different time.

That would draw...More than the MASH finale...

 

[NSL]

I'm going to turn your balls into earrings!

 

[Spunky]

I can draw...

The problem is, I've run out of crayons.

 

[klunderbunker]

It is now time fpor our second match, as Down Under signals the Dan is on his way to the ring!

 

[NSL]

It is now time fpor our second match, as Down Under signals the Dan is on his way to the ring!

How?!? He just had 2 crossfaces and a sharpshooter! At the same time!

 

[Spunky]

I can draw...

The problem is, I've run out of crayons.

What are you?

Some kind of ******?

 

[klunderbunker]

I didn't say he was getting there fast. I'm starting to wish this show went faster, as I really only want to write the main event.

 

[Spunky]

What are you?

Some kind of ******?

I'll hit you so fucking hard, I'll turn you into a ******.

 

[NSL]

I didn't say he was getting there fast. I'm starting to wish this show went faster, as I really only want to write the main event.

I'd normally say go for it, but I really want to see what happens in my match...And, Spunky's

 

[klunderbunker]

As Dan limps to the ring, Norcal comes from behind and grabs him. He hits Dan in the ribs and bends him over....

 

[Spunky]

Mine has been and gone.

 

[klunderbunker]

We are officially less than 1000 away from #1 all time.

 

[Spunky]

Mine has been and gone.

*flight 187 to himself*

Bye.

 

[Spunky]

At the rate that i', going today, We will break that by 5pm.

 

[NSL]

As Dan limps to the ring, Norcal comes from behind and grabs him. He hits Dan in the ribs and bends him over....

Whoa...

 

[NSL]

We are officially less than 1000 away from #1 all time.

 

[Spunky]

Whoa...

I had to restrain myself.