Outback Championship Wrestling Discussion Thread

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Showgirl is taken out of the ring on a stretcher as we go to break. The paramedics cover her body, getting the pop of the night.

 

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We cut to the back to see Murfish and Norcal running into each other.

 

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We cut to the back to see Murfish and Norcal running into each other.

Maybe it's just cause I'm tired, but I can picture the two of them actually running into each other for no reason...

 

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Norcal looks at Murfish and snarls, while Murfish squeezes the board in his hand harder.

 

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The pair are eye to eye with one another as the tension rises. Scott Cardinal and Johnny Punch are standing by the water cooler, and laugh a bit too loudly.....

 

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The two former world champions look at each other and then walk to the water cooler.

 

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Scott Cardinal and Johnny Punch are standing by the water cooler, and laugh a bit too loudly.....

Kick their asses! Those fuckers eliminated me!

 

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Punch looks up and laughs nervously.....

"Ummmm....thirsty?"

He offers a cup of water to Norcal, who drinks it down. He smiles at Punch, and then steps in front of Cardinal. Norcal nods at Murfish, and the violence begins.

 

[Khalifa]

ha ha

 

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The pair of jobbers are dragged to the ring with a referee following close behind. In one of the most violent images of all time, Murfish and Norcal break boards over both of their heads, which take a few shots each. A SkyHigh and Fatality follow, and the pins are academic.

 

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Murfish injured your face with the pipe/wrench, perhaps to the point you might have to start wearing a mask..

This was directed at Monkey...Is he Blade???

 

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I.......have no idea what you're talking about.

 

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As we come back from break, we see a man in a white coat with a stethoscope around his neck.

 

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I.......have no idea what you're talking about.

For a few weeks, Murfish was slamming Monkey in the face with a pipe wrench, and Monkey snapped and went after NorCal, and I'm about to read Horizon's End where NorCal and Murfish have a match, and Monkey is feuding with both of them, because of all this...

I was just taking a guess to who Blade was...

This goes about as well for the JLA as the KB/Sly war did for the mod.

^^ This doesn't sound like it can be good...I never say the war for mod though...

 

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The nametag on his chest says Dr. Miller, and next to him in a neck brace, two slings and a wheel chair is Pippen.

 

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Uh.......uh........Monkey is..........gone for awhile. Yeah......yeah that's it. Gone.

 

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When that was said Sly was the only mod, and I won the war, so the JLA got stomped.

 

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Uh.......uh........Monkey is..........gone for awhile. Yeah......yeah that's it. Gone.

EDIT: Feel free to delete that convo if you must...And this one obviously

 

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I know nothing of this Monkey=Blade. That's.......ummm............an interesting theory.

 

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It's ok......name the price for your silence.

 

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When that was said Sly was the only mod, and I won the war, so the JLA got stomped.

Tim's response says it all:

Yeah. Good work guys. You held your own for about 1/2 a second. Thank god I wasn't in that match.

 

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We hear the official report from the Dr.

"He's not hurt. He paid me $35 to put him in all these things. He had a hangnail. He..."

Pippen rolls forward and runs over the Dr.'s foot, knocking him down. The Dr. is down, as Pippen speaks.

"I, Pippen, am in so much pain I can barely speak. I was involved in an extremely violent match over the weekend, but I promise all of you, my fans, that I, SHALL, RETURN!!!"

 

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It's ok......name the price for your silence.

I don't need to be bribed. I can keep a secret...But, you may want to get rid of those posts...People can still see them...

Good thing no one else has read back to the old stuff...

 

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True.

 

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Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the Main Event of the evening!