Ongoing Thread For Smarmy Spam Responses to the WZT

[Ming]

Who won? Who's winning?

Get me up to date people. If it's CM Punk I'll ejaculate on all your faces.

 

[.]

Hogan/Sammartino is the real main event here. Either man would rightfully beat Cena, why not have that as the final?

 

[Con T.]

Can it be Cena/Sammartino next round? Because that's where the tournament is gonna go anyways. And Sammartino will win.

Next round will be Hogan/Sammartino and Cena/Andre, if I'm right

I really believe Cena will win, and that's perfectly fine. I do believe Hogan should win this tournament before him, but there are certainly worse choices to win it all

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Next round will be Hogan/Sammartino and Cena/Andre, if I'm right

I really believe Cena will win, and that's perfectly fine. I do believe Hogan should win this tournament before him, but there are certainly worse choices to win it all

I don't see a single reason for Cena to go over Hogan, so I think you'll get what you want.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Only result I'm personally happy with is Sammartino. All things considered, and seen as he knocked out the Taker-mon, I'm rooting for a Hogan win. Let's get it out of the way so people can stop banging on about it.

 

[Con T.]

I don't see a single reason for Cena to go over Hogan, so I think you'll get what you want.

Didn't Cena beat Hogan in last year's tourney?

I agree wholeheartedly, but still

 

[.]

Sammartino will win the tournament methinks. He's getting the quickest and most decisive win amongst everyone, at least Flair will wear down Cena's leg somewhat. Hogan will lose to Sammartino considering how close he and Taker are. Sammartino deserves the win anyways but the fact that the tournament has basically come down to 3 golden boys that's pretty good.

 

[PsychoBlack]

You people realize you voted all of the heels out of the tournament? Fuck it if Andre beats HHH i'm pushing for Bruno vs Andre

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Loving who the final four ended up being. Andre, Hogan, Cena and Bruno? Yeah that works.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I think Bruno has the title in the bag.

 

[Dirk]

Heels can't get a free ride, just because they're heels. Also, don't forget about the madness that is Hollywood Hogan...

 

[Coco]

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x25l4g_wwe-snme07-john-cena-vs-the-great-k_sport#.UXdYWbWsiSo

There's a match where Khali beat Cena clean.

Looking forward to the flimsy arguments that piece of video spawns.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Flair sure as fuck wouldn't job to Great Khali.

 

[Big Sexy]

Flair sure as fuck wouldn't job to Great Khali.

Nope, Flair only lost to the all time greats. Like Ron Garvin.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Nope, Flair only lost to the all time greats. Like Ron Garvin.

Ron Garvin's a TON better than Botch Khali. At least Garvin was a good hand in the ring and didn't nearly kill someone.

Dick.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I really hope John Cena wins simply because it upsets you so much. It's really fun to read.

 

[JGlass]

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x25l4g_wwe-snme07-john-cena-vs-the-great-k_sport#.UXdYWbWsiSo

There's a match where Khali beat Cena clean.

Looking forward to the flimsy arguments that piece of video spawns.

Flair sure as fuck wouldn't job to Great Khali.

It's like Pavlov's dog, except that dog was probably smarter.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I really hope John Cena wins simply because it upsets you so much. It's really fun to read.

At least I've been fun to read unlike you.

Prick.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

It's like Pavlov's dog, except that dog was probably smarter.

Oh.. derp duh derp.

This tournament really shows me how stupid some of you guys are on here. It's disheartening, really.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Ron Garvin's a TON better than Botch Khali. At least Garvin was a good hand in the ring and didn't nearly kill someone.

Dick.

Pretty sure that dude croaked.

 

[TLC]

Why do people care so much about a fake tournament on a wrestling forum?

 

[Dirk]

Childhood memories FTW

 

[JGlass]

This tournament really shows me how stupid some of you guys are on here. It's disheartening, really.

That being said, people are mostly smart on Cena's antics and know that he's a fake. Cena does the Make-A-Wish stuff because the WWE MAKES him do it. It's not out of the goodness of his heart or because he's a softy. It's because he's the face of the WWE and has NO CHOICE. People are smart to that, hence why they booed him. His tales of how he acts in airports, after Raw tapings and in other surroundings show you that Cena gives no damn about the fans and acts like an asshole.

Now, I've seen first hand how he acts toward younger fans. He doesn't care. He even gave a weird smirk to a dude who was dressed in full on Cena gear (Cena Shirt, cargo shorts, shoes, and hat). Mind you, the dude was at least 5'10 and possibly a 15 year old, but he was a fan. Cena doesn't seem to know where his bread is buttered. Doesn't change his status in the WWE, but that's why most of the fans booed him.

Though seeing Tastycles rip you apart for this, leaving you to reply with the equivalence of, "I know you are, but what am I?" was a particularly funny moment.

 

[Coco]

At least Garvin was a good hand in the ring and didn't nearly kill someone.

What does that have to do with how strong Khali was booked once upon a time?

Undertaker went down almost squeaky clean to Khali on the latter's first PPV. Ron Garvin's reputation as a "good hand" and all the pro-Flair hyperbole you've got doesn't change that.