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One of the most ridiculous ideas I've ever thought of. A $9.99 character

closet_fan

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Since the WWE feels so compelled to continue to use $9.99 in promos and commentary, why not do the unthinkable and make a masked $9.99 character?

Yes it's stupid, but the WWE has done some stupid things in the past. Create the character in the WWE colors. Put a $9.99 on his chest and have him go up against the lowest of the low on WWE's roster. The guys who aren't even being used, or local jobbers. Give someone with a good physique to play the character.

Stupidest thing you've ever heard or what? I know I'll be flamed, so let loose. :lmao:
 
I was wondering why we hadn't seen Damien Sandow for a couple of weeks... now we know what they're working on. It's a step up for Mr. Border Patrol that's for sure.
 
*Royal Rumble 2015*

JBL: My how time has flown, these past six months just plain flew right on by like a hurricane of some kind.

Michael Cole: What in the FUCK are you talking about you stupid mother fucking ******ed jack off bitch ass...

Crowd: 10..9..8..7..

Michael Cole: YOU'RE COUNTING FASTER THAN THE CLOCK YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Crowd: 3..2..1.. *BUZZ*

*1999 by Prince hits with lyrics modified to reflect on the... you get where I'm going*

JBL: Did they just sing tonight we're gonna' party like it's $9.99 a month?

Cole: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!! I'M TRYING TO CALL THIS ACTION!!

*Bruno Sammartino dances to the ring as $9.99 man with Kevin Dunn as his manager*

JBL: He should have read the fine print of that legends contract, huh Cole?

Cole: I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU FOR SPEAKING TO ME!! AHHHH!!
 
*Royal Rumble 2015*

JBL: My how time has flown, these past six months just plain flew right on by like a hurricane of some kind.

Michael Cole: What in the FUCK are you talking about you stupid mother fucking ******ed jack off bitch ass...

Crowd: 10..9..8..7..

Michael Cole: YOU'RE COUNTING FASTER THAN THE CLOCK YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Crowd: 3..2..1.. *BUZZ*

*1999 by Prince hits with lyrics modified to reflect on the... you get where I'm going*

JBL: Did they just sing tonight we're gonna' party like it's $9.99 a month?

Cole: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!! I'M TRYING TO CALL THIS ACTION!!

*Bruno Sammartino dances to the ring as $9.99 man with Kevin Dunn as his manager*

JBL: He should have read the fine print of that legends contract, huh Cole?

Cole: I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU FOR SPEAKING TO ME!! AHHHH!!


i think you got JBL and cole mixed up..


but honestly tho i wouldn't be surprised if they used Sandow as 9.99 Man. he beats somebody and post match says something like "you can't beat 9.99"
 
And to get that celebrity star power, he could be managed by Herman Cain.

Alternate 9-9-9 joke in 3... 2... 1...

Give him Big E. Langston's theme.

"Three ain't enough, man, I need 9.99"
 

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