One of the most ridiculous ideas I've ever thought of. A $9.99 character

[closet_fan]

Since the WWE feels so compelled to continue to use $9.99 in promos and commentary, why not do the unthinkable and make a masked $9.99 character?

Yes it's stupid, but the WWE has done some stupid things in the past. Create the character in the WWE colors. Put a $9.99 on his chest and have him go up against the lowest of the low on WWE's roster. The guys who aren't even being used, or local jobbers. Give someone with a good physique to play the character.

Stupidest thing you've ever heard or what? I know I'll be flamed, so let loose.

 

[Brushfire]

I was wondering why we hadn't seen Damien Sandow for a couple of weeks... now we know what they're working on. It's a step up for Mr. Border Patrol that's for sure.

 

[enviousdominous]

*Royal Rumble 2015*

JBL: My how time has flown, these past six months just plain flew right on by like a hurricane of some kind.

Michael Cole: What in the FUCK are you talking about you stupid mother fucking ******ed jack off bitch ass...

Crowd: 10..9..8..7..

Michael Cole: YOU'RE COUNTING FASTER THAN THE CLOCK YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Crowd: 3..2..1.. *BUZZ*

*1999 by Prince hits with lyrics modified to reflect on the... you get where I'm going*

JBL: Did they just sing tonight we're gonna' party like it's $9.99 a month?

Cole: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!! I'M TRYING TO CALL THIS ACTION!!

*Bruno Sammartino dances to the ring as $9.99 man with Kevin Dunn as his manager*

JBL: He should have read the fine print of that legends contract, huh Cole?

Cole: I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU FOR SPEAKING TO ME!! AHHHH!!

 

[Skuzzy]

*Royal Rumble 2015*

JBL: My how time has flown, these past six months just plain flew right on by like a hurricane of some kind.

Michael Cole: What in the FUCK are you talking about you stupid mother fucking ******ed jack off bitch ass...

Crowd: 10..9..8..7..

Michael Cole: YOU'RE COUNTING FASTER THAN THE CLOCK YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Crowd: 3..2..1.. *BUZZ*

*1999 by Prince hits with lyrics modified to reflect on the... you get where I'm going*

JBL: Did they just sing tonight we're gonna' party like it's $9.99 a month?

Cole: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!! I'M TRYING TO CALL THIS ACTION!!

*Bruno Sammartino dances to the ring as $9.99 man with Kevin Dunn as his manager*

JBL: He should have read the fine print of that legends contract, huh Cole?

Cole: I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU FOR SPEAKING TO ME!! AHHHH!!

i think you got JBL and cole mixed up..


but honestly tho i wouldn't be surprised if they used Sandow as 9.99 Man. he beats somebody and post match says something like "you can't beat 9.99"

 

[WBL]

And to get that celebrity star power, he could be managed by Herman Cain.

Alternate 9-9-9 joke in 3... 2... 1...

Give him Big E. Langston's theme.

"Three ain't enough, man, I need 9.99"