On Trial

[Hyorinmaru]

Yeah Rusty I'm Guilty

 

[Papa Shango]

I'd like to bring up more charges against Cory, the charges being Fraud, and I'd like to be brought on as an ADA if possible.

 

[klunderbunker]

You can be a lawyer. What charges would these be?

 

[Papa Shango]

He's a fraud. He's going around claiming to be Denny Crane, which he clearly is not. How can we allow someone on this forum to go around posing as... Oh, wait... if he's... then I too...

Our office would like to drop the charges of Fraud against Mr. Crane.

 

[klunderbunker]

Too bad. They've already been filed Mr. Wright.

 

[Papa Shango]

*Gulp*

 

[klunderbunker]

A loss, and you are sentenced to join Coco, Oncewalkerr, Mark Ass Bitch, and FOTH for a tea party, where you will be bound to a chair.

 

[Papa Shango]

Wait, is this for Cory?

 

[klunderbunker]

That's what happens to you if your charges against him fall through.

 

[Papa Shango]

I can't go to tea. I'll do anything, just please, don't send me to tea!

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh, and did I mention, that your entertainment will be a marathon of C-movies?

 

[Papa Shango]

You mean, I'll have to watch... Mac and Me?!

NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!! I WWWOOOOOONNNN'TTT!! I CAAAANNNNN'TTTT!!!

*Shoots self*

 

[klunderbunker]

Shooting yourself means that you'll have Ricky 1 being played in your coffin.

 

[Papa Shango]

I hate you KB.

 

[klunderbunker]

And if you win your case, you, Scorsase, Pacino, De Niro, and Speilberg spend 24 hours watching any films you choose.

 

[Papa Shango]

I actually don't think I'd wanna watch movies with Al Pacino. Something tells me he talks to the screen worse than stereotypical black families.

"Oh, come on, he's lying, you can TELL that he's LYYYYIIIING!! This ********er's got his head... WAY UP HIS ASS!! HOO HAH!"

 

[klunderbunker]

If I were you, I'd be watching Pacino.

 

[BooCocky]

I object.

 

[Mr. TM]

Fucking Brian is coming...