[Official] X Marks the Spot: Xfearbefore Xclusive Thread

[klunderbunker]

Oh just fuck me and call it a night like you alwasy do.

 

[X]

Oh just fuck me and call it a night like you alwasy do.

All right I just ate some Klonopins so I'm going to have to eat some Viagra to get it up for you baby.

Put that ass on stand by.

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh come now. Actually come later but you get the idea.

 

[X]

Oh come now. Actually come later but you get the idea.

I'll have to pace myself. This main event of IYH: Breakdown I'm watching is getting me worked up though.

 

[klunderbunker]

Breakdown......Austin/Taker/Kane for the title?

 

[Razor]

Oh, KB and his odd affinity to anal sex with the mods. How did I ever go so long without this wondrous forum?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

X. The youngin locked me up yesterday. I thankyou for your initial encouragement man, she seems like a real keeper

 

[X]

Breakdown......Austin/Taker/Kane for the title?

Yep. Like I've said before, I'm going through the entire Attitude Era again. Considering I started around Christmas and I'm at the end of September 1998, I think it's safe to say I have no life at all.

Oh, KB and his odd affinity to anal sex with the mods. How did I ever go so long without this wondrous forum?

I don't know man. I just don't know. Who don't love a little anal though?

X. The youngin locked me up yesterday. I thankyou for your initial encouragement man, she seems like a real keeper

That so? How did she "lock you up"? Like, literally? Are you shackled up in a basement somewhere?

 

[Thriller Ant]

That so? How did she "lock you up"? Like, literally? Are you shackled up in a basement somewhere?

That couldn't happen. NorCal pumps all the iron he comes in contact with

 

[klunderbunker]

Who's odder: the person watching it or the person that knows that main event off the top of his head?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

That so? How did she "lock you up"? Like, literally? Are you shackled up in a basement somewhere?

lock me up as inm she is the official, legit Mrs.NorCal. Of which there hasnt been in years, literally.

 

[Razor]

All I can say is that my time away was not entirely voluntary. Perhaps that will give me a reprieve from the angry, vengeful Gods of Forums and Wrestling.

 

[klunderbunker]

....you used to call me Mrs. Norcal.

 

[Razor]

....you used to call me Mrs. Norcal.

You can be Mrs. Xfear, I'm sure. I would propose the title of Mrs. Razor, but I'm in college. I can't be tied down like that, yo. I gots me bitches to fuck.

 

[X]

Who's odder: the person watching it or the person that knows that main event off the top of his head?

I knew it off the top of my head too..

lock me up as inm she is the official, legit Mrs.NorCal. Of which there hasnt been in years, literally.

Yeah? Nice man, congrats. Like I said, age really isn't that important, it's the person.

 

[klunderbunker]

Yes but can you go through the whole card in your mind

 

[Dexter]

Yes but can you go through the whole card in your mind

This is suddenly sounding very Jedi-like. This is not the main event you are looking for.

 

[X]

Yes but can you go through the whole card in your mind

For Breakdown 98? Nah, probably not. For just about any other PPV in 1998, yeah. I never saw Breakdown until years later though.

 

[Razor]

Time Machines. That is all.

 

[X]

Time Machines. That is all.

Promise me I'm the first person you'll call when you invent one. I owe Nathaniel Hawthorne a good game of croquet.

 

[Razor]

Promise me I'm the first person you'll call when you invent one. I owe Nathaniel Hawthorne a good game of croquet.

Sure thing. I have an idea that involves magnets and light beams. It gets a little iffy around the point of infinitesimal black hole event horizons, and I have to find a place to capture a really old light beam.

But, as with all awesome scientific theories, I could possibly cause the implosion of the Earth if the magnetic and electric fields don't adequately contain the event horizons.

Things to Alert Xfear of When I Invent Them:

1. Book. I have the first chapter pretty much sewn up, and the majority of the plot run down. I just have to put it to paper, and see how the "Travelers Twenty" react.
2. Time Machine. I have to find really big magnets, and something that could contain a black hole.
3. A way to reanimate the dead. I have a feeling that I could do so with about 1,000,000 nanobots. Or stem cells. Most likely both.

 

[X]

 

[Razor]

I'm listening to The Fray. That probably makes me a bad person in your eyes, but fuck you. I like them. At least they aren't fucking Lil Wayne.

...And yes, I went there.

 

[X]

I'm listening to The Fray. That probably makes me a bad person in your eyes, but fuck you. I like them. At least they aren't fucking Lil Wayne.

...And yes, I went there.

Two things.

1) The Fray do have one good song, How to Save a Life. I blame Scrubs for making me like that song. Everything else by them is trash however.

2) Wayne is actually quite good when he's not making shitty pop-rap and phoning it in on half of his songs like he's been doing for the past few years. When he's on his game he's a great rapper though.

 

[Razor]

Two things.

Oooo, can't wait.

1) The Fray do have one good song, How to Save a Life. I blame Scrubs for making me like that song. Everything else by them is trash however.

How to Save a Life is a wonderful song, and makes me cry during that episode of Scrubs. It fit really well with that episode, something that most shows struggle with when they have a song close up the end of a show.

I hold that "Say When" and "Over My Head" are damn good. Though you know my affinity for girly piano rock. I also like John Mayer and Jason Mraz, so there you go.

2) Wayne is actually quite good when he's not making shitty pop-rap and phoning it in on half of his songs like he's been doing for the past few years. When he's on his game he's a great rapper though.

Eh...that's like saying "Favre is great when he actually wins playoff games." Truth is, he doesn't. And when he does, it's when he's got a stacked Pro Bowl worthy team underneath him.

Just tell me you don't like Lil Jon. Please, oh please tell me it isn't so.