[Official] X Marks the Spot: Xfearbefore Xclusive Thread

[byrnside]

But X, didn't you hear? C.M. Punk yelled at the Undertaker, so he has to feud with referees now.

Sarcasm aside, I would shit my pants if I stood nose to nose with the Undertaker, let alone criticize him or whatever Punk did. So in some weird way, my hats off to him.

 

[X]

I don't believe that story for a second.

 

[Coco]

Christian needed to come to ECW to re-establish himself with the WWE crowd. It's worked very well as ECW normally produces upper-midcard ready talent more efficiently than either of the main brands' midcards. Christian is right where he should be right now and he'll be hanging with the real players sometime next year without a doubt.

I don't have any problem with his spot right now though. Nor am I bothered that Punk's been removed from the top of the card for the moment to prevent him from being over-exposed.

 

[X]

Christian needed to come to ECW to re-establish himself with the WWE crowd. It's worked very well as ECW normally produces upper-midcard ready talent more efficiently than either of the main brands' midcards. Christian is right where he should be right now and he'll be hanging with the real players sometime next year without a doubt.

I don't have any problem with his spot right now though. Nor am I bothered that Punk's been removed from the top of the card for the moment to prevent him from being over-exposed.

Like the WWE fans forgot who Christian was. Edge/Christian and the TLC matches have been pimped out and hyped up so much over the past few years that most if not everyone knew exactly who Christian was when he came back.

Putting him on ECW was good for the beginning. But it's been like nine months here now, he's been wasting away on there for the last few months, he should be on Smackdown right now.

 

[X]

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?p=1498709&posted=1#post1498709

The smackdown I just laid on this fool is pretty large if I may say so.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

But X, South Park stated that "***" is the new word for "bikers" and is henceforth official!

 

[Thriller Ant]

He really used South Park as a reference for his argument?

 

[X]

Yeah, he really did go there. I find it hilarious that I tell him I love South Park, and then he just assumes I've never seen the episode and tells me to shut up because I've never seen it. I've seen the episode twice. Wasn't even one of the better episodes this season so far.

 

[NSL]

Regarding your PM:

Figured I may owe you this

 

[Thriller Ant]

It was ok, I really liked the WWE episode. I totally understand, and for the most part agree with what they were saying, but that doesn't make it right or fact by any stretch of the imagination

 

[X]

NSL, I'd go gay for you in a minute. Of course, I would then immediately have to go back to my heterosexual roots and jump all over Eva, but you get the point.

 

[NSL]

NSL, I'd go gay for you in a minute. Of course, I would then immediately have to go back to my heterosexual roots and jump all over Eva, but you get the point.

This is because Eva doesn't do anal, right?

 

[X]

Pfft, where have you been kid? She's been doin' anal for over a year now you silly boy. 'Twas a happy day in the X residence. Something about that woman draws me to her.

I'm watching Heatwave 2000 right now, just saw RVD give a great coast to coast Van Terminator to Scotty Anton for the win. Can't get Pantera out of my damn head now. Every old ECW show is atleast 12,000 times better with the original songs intact, they added so much to the shows. It's just not RVD without "Walk" playing or The Sandman without Metallica playing.

 

[NSL]

Pfft, where have you been kid? She's been doin' anal for over a year now you silly boy. 'Twas a happy day in the X residence. Something about that woman draws me to her.

I'm watching Heatwave 2000 right now, just saw RVD give a great coast to coast Van Terminator to Scotty Anton for the win. Can't get Pantera out of my damn head now. Every old ECW show is atleast 12,000 times better with the original songs intact, they added so much to the shows. It's just not RVD without "Walk" playing or The Sandman without Metallica playing.

Sandman without Metallica is sacreligious...I've learned to accept RVD without Pantera, but it is odd...

 

[X]

Yeah RVD's WWE music wasn't bad at all, I got used to it as well, but Sandman pretty much got over because of that fucking song. Without it, it's just not the same. I'd love to be one of the guys in the crowd getting to chug a beer with Sandman during his entrance.

About to watch the Dreamer-Justin Incredible in a Stairway to Hell match for the ECW title.

Damnit, Dawn Marie and Francine had two of the finest asses in wrestling history.

It's also just not Tommy Dreamer without Man in the Box.

 

[NSL]

Francine and Beulah were better...Just watched the Mixed Tag where Francine's nipple comes out for a show...

 

[X]

Nah, Beaulah's face was just nasty I always thought. Dawn Marie was the best they had, definitely. Though the fact that Gorgeous George is on this show, that gives her a run for her money.

 

[byrnside]

I always thought they were equally sexy. I have to say, at the time, of the three of them, I preferred Beulah. Tammy Sytch was hands down the best valet ECW had. And Tommy Dreamer's WWE theme sucks.

 

[X]

Aw, yeah, forgot about Tammy. She wins the contest obviously.

I miss Chris Candido.

 

[NSL]

Aw, yeah, forgot about Tammy. She wins the contest obviously.

I miss Chris Candido.

Tammy wasn't the same in ECW.

Beulah (if only for the match with Fonzie)
Francine
Dawn Marie
Lori Fullington
Kimona, Missy Hyatt, Jasmine


I may be leaving some out...I'm overly tired...

 

[X]

Yeah you're missing Elektra and Jazz and probably a few others as well. Lita was in ECW for a brief time.

Tammy was still ridiculously hot in 1999 though, so I don't know what you're smoking NSL, but pass it over here.

Now I'm watching the 1995 supercard Enter the Sandman. Absolutely embarrassingly bad Axl vs. Ian Rotten barbed wire chair match on right now. God I hate those two, such fucking wastes of space, these guys represent everything that's wrong with wrestling.

 

[NSL]

Axl was cool when he teamed with Balls...Ian was a waste of air.

I left off Angelica because she wasn't there long...Same with Jazz. They'd be in that Kimona/Jasmine/Missy grouping anyway...

Shouldn't have forgotten Elektra...I'm basing it on importance, as well as hotness. Beluah and Francine are really 1A and 1B.

 

[X]

Oh and Woman/AKA Nancy Benoit, can't forget her either. She was a great valet for Sandman.

Gotta love Raven and Stevie in 1995 coming out to the Offspring. Beaulah looks so young and cute.

Uh oh, here comes the Franchise.

 

[NSL]

Oh and Woman/AKA Nancy Benoit, can't forget her either. She was a great valet for Sandman.

Gotta love Raven and Stevie in 1995 coming out to the Offspring. Beaulah looks so young and cute.

Nancy was definitely amazing...So sad they cut her out of everything, just like Chris...

I'll have to come back tomorrow, awake, so I can re-do this list

 

[X]

They didn't cut her out of anything, I remember watching the episodes of Hardcore TV on WWE 24/7 and they showed her every time.

Now that I think about it though, this might have actually been before the murders. It was awhile ago that 24/7 was showing her era in ECW.

I love Stevie's bellyshirt. He's the coolest motherfucker alive.