[Official] X Marks the Spot: Xfearbefore Xclusive Thread

[Murfish]

I was thinking about posting a video of "Diamonds are Forever" because I like the line..."I smoke, I drink, I'm supposed to stop, I can't because...Diamonds are Forever."

 

[FromTheSouth]

It's Brothers of Dysfunction.


Hey X, I have three days off before I start my new job. What should I do?

I bought synthetic urine and passed a piss test with it, so now all I have to do is wait for them to get the old person in my position out of the office.

Three days off.....oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[FromTheSouth]

This one's for you FTS:



Packin' the Gravitron, bumping that. Feelin' good.

South Texas Muth Fucka That's where I stay.

 

[SSJPhenom]

All right, you have already started your first team feud FTS!

 

[X]

For the next 3 days? Smoke pot and bullshit on here with me obviously!

Yeah I'm diggin the Southern rap right now FTS.

 

[X]

Now to get that Southern rap taste out of my mouth, time to represent the East Coast...







Thas' better.

 

[FromTheSouth]

That's funny. You've got Southern Rap and I was just listening to Jae Millz.

 

[Razor]

So I got a little shitty tonight. Do I come on here and post incomprehensible nonsense? No, I am the shining example of influenced WZ posters.

I don't understand posting drunk and being shitty at it. I've done it before and I can still type perfectly. It's like some people's fingers suddenly weigh more or something.

Awesome. I think we should start by destroying the Brothers of Dysfunction, and then move up the ranks.

I think we should dominate the Cigar Lounge and establish it as our base of operations. Xfear is an honorary member, of course.

It's Posters of Destruction and I can't wait until we actually come together and tackle our first thread! You all will be amazed and you will have little to no chance in hell!

...Come into the Cigar Lounge when you're feeling up to it with yo partner. We'll have a rumble.

It's Brothers of Dysfunction.


Hey X, I have three days off before I start my new job. What should I do?

I bought synthetic urine and passed a piss test with it, so now all I have to do is wait for them to get the old person in my position out of the office.

Three days off.....oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Synthetic urine? Where does one buy such a thing? Who makes it? Is it named Uridyne?

 

[Murfish]

I was thinking about that. Where the fuck did you get synthetic urine?

 

[jmt225]

This one's for you FTS:



Packin' the Gravitron, bumping that. Feelin' good.

Forget FTS, that's my shit right there. Such an awesome song.

 

[X]

Haha, right on JMT. We all bump that, how can you not? That shit is great if you're rolling through Houston, New Orleans, or New England.

Seen any good films lately?

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I was thinking about that. Where the fuck did you get synthetic urine?

The synthetic urine emporium. Many in stock.

 

[C.M.]

Post shitty. And post YouTube videos of random rap songs. Nucca.

 

[SSJPhenom]

So X, do you think my partnership with KANE-A-KNIGHT is a mistake?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Forget FTS, that's my shit right there. Such an awesome song.

Forget me, bitch forget you!!! *raises gun like a scene from Menace*

and scene.



Hey X!!!

You started Friday Night Lights yet?

 

[X]

Not yet FTS, I'll get around to it soon enough though.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I have no idea what to do with myself. All of my friends have jobs. I went golfing yesterday and I am so fucking sore.

I already burned.

I guess I'll eat something.

 

[SSJPhenom]

Yes FTS, eat something and get your strength up. My partner and I are going to kick your ass!

 

[FromTheSouth]

A threat from the Brothers of Dysfunction.

Razor, I'm about to get attacked backstage.

 

[Razor]

So...one of the emergency symptoms of the flu or swine flu is "confusion." Only thing is, I'm taking Calculus III, Organic Chemistry, and Physics II this semester. I have no idea if the confusion is because of being ill, or because I'm fucking taking engineering classes. :Lmao:

 

[Razor]

A threat from the Brothers of Dysfunction.

Razor, I'm about to get attacked backstage.

Fuck if you are. I got yo back.

 

[SSJPhenom]

You can't save him from the Poster of Destruction! We will walk through hellfire and brimstone to destroy him!

LOL, this is kinda fun!

 

[Razor]

You can't save him from the Poster of Destruction! We will walk through hellfire and brimstone to destroy him!

LOL, this is kinda fun!

1) Brothers of Dysfunction, get it right.

2) We're FromTheBack. What kind of blasphemy is this if you try to attack him from behind? You're walking into your own death.

 

[SSJPhenom]

Posters of Destruction see:

It says so on our business card!

 

[Razor]

Posters of Destruction see:

It says so on our business card!

If I were you, I'd ask for your money back. They wrote the names of another tag-duo on there. It should have said "Brothers of Dysfunction" there on the bottom. Did you get it done at Kinko's?