[Official] X Marks the Spot: Xfearbefore Xclusive Thread

[C.M.]

I think you might like this one

 

[Viola Moonlight]

*Knocks on the door & opens it*

Hello? Is this the xfearbefore chambers? I have a question for the all mighty:

If Talyor Wilde/Sarita/Roxxi/Melina/Tara were to go against Kong/Jillian/Katie Lea/Maryse/Phoenix in a 10 women tag match with all the rules intact & special referee being Eve Torres...

Would you have sex with Mickie James?

Oh, & who would win the match?

 

[FromTheSouth]

You don't have sex with Mickie James, you put your penis in her and hope that meat curtains don't rub it off.

And the team with Kelly Kelly wins.......my cock.

 

[Razor]

I say that you and I start a Harem somewhere. I don't give a shit where.

..Or when I go studying abroad next year you can sneak along with me and we can waste all of that scholarship money in Amsterdam. Either one.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Interesting FTW... I mean FTS, but Kelly is against Cheerleader Melissa.

 

[X]

*Knocks on the door & opens it*

Hello? Is this the xfearbefore chambers? I have a question for the all mighty:

If Talyor Wilde/Sarita/Roxxi/Melina/Tara were to go against Kong/Jillian/Katie Lea/Maryse/Phoenix in a 10 women tag match with all the rules intact & special referee being Eve Torres...

Would you have sex with Mickie James?

Oh, & who would win the match?

Mickie James? Sex? Yes please.

I don't know. I'll go with Wilde/Sarita/Roxxi/Melina/Tara.

I say that you and I start a Harem somewhere. I don't give a shit where.

Amsterdam.

..Or when I go studying abroad next year you can sneak along with me and we can waste all of that scholarship money in Amsterdam. Either one.

Look at that, we think so alike!

You don't have sex with Mickie James, you put your penis in her and hope that meat curtains don't rub it off.

And the team with Kelly Kelly wins.......my cock.

I'm pretty sure my penis would literally break Kelly Kelly. She's so thin it's scary.

 

[Freddy4190]

With Kelly Kelly, it'd be worth the risk. I'm out, going to sleep. Gotta wake-up and work. Fuck. I wanna sleep. Burning Illmatic though.. so it's something to wake up to.

 

[SSJPhenom]

Xfearbefore is so f'n awesome. He is by far one of my favorite posters, if not my favorite poster. He dislikes Cena, that is enough to like him right there.

I applaud you sir.

P.S. if some of you think that this is a sorry attempt at being a kiss ass, well you are half right.

 

[X]

Thanks for the kind words man, I appreciate it. You've definitely been becoming better and better with the more time you spend on here, you've come a long way from your first thread.

 

[SSJPhenom]

Are you referring to the lesson that I learned on Vader in my 'Taker thread?

I'm still trying to figure out why I was all alone in that thread trying to defend 'Taker. It was like 3 on me. I know cool and that wasn't cool.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

So X, like my posting rampage?

 

[Milkyway!]

Hey X.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Why don't we talk about necrophilia anymore?

 

[Milkyway!]

Why don't we talk about necrophilia anymore?

Its too awesome to talk about.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Me & xfear can handle the awesomeness.

 

[Milkyway!]

Me & xfear can handle the awesomeness.

I highly doubt that!

 

[C.M.]

Why don't we talk about necrophilia anymore?

Because you're rarely visit us here

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm on plenty.

 

[CH David]

What is going on X?

 

[X]

So X, like my posting rampage?

I did. I like it when you post Old School threads, always fun to post in. I'm far too lazy to start them myself.

Hey X.

Hello junior.

Why don't we talk about necrophilia anymore?

You're only on during the morning, at which time I'm usually busy digging up corpses for the evening's festivities. Get some crisps or whatever you call them, throw them in a cellar, lock your daughter in there, and come onto WZ for 24 hours.

Me & xfear can handle the awesomeness.

Speaking of awesomeness, when should our next snuff film production get going?

What is going on X?

Not much David, having some coffee and watching Sportscenter. How about yourself?

 

[CH David]

Not much David, having some coffee and watching Sportscenter. How about yourself?

Just got done eating some food. Voice still trying to recover after last night.

 

[SSJPhenom]

How are you X?

 

[CH David]

Just got done eating some food. Voice still trying to recover after last night.

Clocks.

 

[NSL]

The more we disagree, X, the more I think we're like brothers. We haven't had a knockdown dragout "You're a cunt!" argument, but we've had disagreements. There's just as much crap we actually do agree on too...Odd...

 

[Dexter]

I think X called me a cunt or something similar once when I said I felt like I deserved a straight white guy parade, but I don't think his heart was really in it. I just didn't sense any passion behind the insult, so it was cool.