When it has a lady crawling up the walls with hilariously stupid effects, saying things like THE BABY'S GONNA BURN!, you know it'll suck. It was so bad, I thought it was a horror-comedy movie at first. Instead, it's just a pile of Narm.
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So. Xfear. How does it feel to know that your veritable soulmate is back? Because, like, I'm right here.
I orgasmed all over the thread about you in the Bar Room. You didn't respond.
How the fuck is it going bud?
Oh, and you're a cunt TDigs.
I orgasmed all over the thread about you in the Bar Room. You didn't respond.
You did? Where? I need to find this gross injustice and correct it.
Better. Lots better. That girl I was seeing and I broke it off, which was all the better for the both of us. My mental facilities have all returned to upright and locked position, so I can't complain at all.
..Unless you count my course load at the moment. Organic Chemistry fucking sucks donkey nads.
I used to be ashamed that I liked the movie so much, but recently I read Martin Scorsese himself was a big fan of it (so much so he made DiCaprio watch it with him while preparing for The Departed). After reading that, I gave it some thought, and it really is one of the best American horror movies this decade, in my opinion. Think it about... it's creative, original, different, good dialogue, great killings, and has decent enough acting. How many other American horror movies this decade can say the same? Not many, because most are remakes/sequels from the eighties (technically, House of Wax is a remake from a 50's movie, but they're so different that it's not right to call it a remake), and most of the rest are uncreative garbage.
How is a REMAKE creative, original, and different JMT?
The dialogue? Not very good. The killings? Mediocre. I can't believe you think that's one of the best horror films of the decade JMT...
I wouldn't put it in the top ten horror films this decade. Or the Top 20.
Come on man, it has PARIS FUCKING HILTON in it!
SavageTaker
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X, do you like Spanish music?
Spanish punk, yeah. Argentinian mostly. Chile has a good scene as well.
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What bands do you like?
How is a REMAKE creative, original, and different JMT?
Lol... it's not really a remake though. It just has the same title; that's it. It's NOTHING like the original, and in that sense... it IS creative.
Not great, but for a teen horror movie I thought it was pretty damn good.
Yeah, but you're someone who's seen nearly every Troma movie in history, so it's going to be hard for ANY horror movie to impress you killing wise, lol.
I can't believe you think that's one of the best horror films of the decade JMT...
I wouldn't put it in the top ten horror films this decade. Or the Top 20.
I was really hoping you would be with me on this.
I honestly think that's the only reason it's get so shitted on. Put, I don't know, Natalie Portman in that role instead, and the film's an instance classic.
But honestly... I really don't think Hilton did that terrible of a job, especially after you watch something as horrendous as Bottoms Up, where she couldn't have been any worse.
Yeah, it's definitely different, but it's just another in a long line of "crazy family likes killing people" movies.
I can't remember a single line, except for something about Paris giving someone head or something. I don't know maybe you can refresh my memory of this great dialogue?
Lol yeah true but even by mainstream standards I didn't think the kills were particularly memorable. Same old, same old.
For a horror film though, it isn't actually frightening though JMT. As a slasher film, it's not very good either.
2 Minutos, Sin Dios, Sin Apoyo, stuff like that. Probably music you'd never listen to.
To be honest... I'd have to watch it again myself to answer that, lol. But I do remember it not being bad like I expected, and exceeding all of my expectations.
Maybe so, but I honestly found the film to be extremely entertaining from start to finish.
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
JMT, could your love of that movie be the result of lowered expectations. You expected shit, it was OK, so you have elevated its value.
I've seen that movie. I thought Elisha Cuthbert was good in it, Paris Hilton was better than expected, and the dudes were not memorable at all. It was OK. I think it gets trashed unfairly because of Hilton, but it was neither good nor bad to me. It was just OK.
But you're talking to a guy who puts Almost Famous in his personal top 10.
I've seen that movie. I thought Elisha Cuthbert was good in it, Paris Hilton was better than expected, and the dudes were not memorable at all. It was OK. I think it gets trashed unfairly because of Hilton, but it was neither good nor bad to me. It was just OK.
But you're talking to a guy who puts Almost Famous in his personal top 10.
Night. Much-o love unto ye all my dearest WZ beloved..FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
Have you seen this shit X.
I posted in wrestling, AND, I actually did some moderating today outside of my section. I am beat.
I posted in wrestling, AND, I actually did some moderating today outside of my section. I am beat.
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
I'm starting to think that Glen Beck is Alex Jones with a better agent.
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