So another week, well actually two, has passed and ROH on HDNet returns for the best hour of wrestling on television! This past Saturday was Glory By Honor IX, and Roderick Strong finally won the big one, bringing his record in title matches to 1-15 or something like that. I'm not sure how much fallout we are going to get from the iPPV since this was filmed weeks ago. Now, in the words of a wise black man I once talked to on XBOX Live, "Let's get at it".
The show opens up with Kyle Durden interviewing Grizzly Redwood of all people, but A Double quickly interrupts him and he is wearing the greatest shirt I've ever seen. It says "Make awkward sexual advances, not war". That's brilliant. Anywho, Aries asks Redwood to help him out in his Lumberjack Match tonight against Delirious, because he is the only lumberjack in Ring of Honor. Redwood declines and gets beat down for it.
Rhett Titus vs Christopher Daniels
Austin Aries is in Titus' corner for this bout. The Fallen Angel gets the early advantage with a headlock, but Titus battles back . Oh wow! Titus just dropped kicked Daniels. This might not sound impressive, but Titus was on the mat and Daniels was standing on the top rope. That was impressive and the man from the Temple of Lust control of the match. Titus improves each and every time he steps into the ring.
STO by Daniels and both men are down. Daniels tried a hurricarana, but he landed on the back of his head. Koji Clutch and Titus taps, but Aries has Sinclair distracted. Daniels rams Titus into Aries and hits the BME for the 1-2-3.
Ricky Reyes and Aiden Chambers vs House of Truth
Please God let this be quick. I can't stand the House of Truth, but I'm afraid they are going to be around for a while, since their manager, Truth Martini, has recently guided Roderick Strong to the ROH Title. Oh, yes, it is THAT Ricky Reyes. The one from The Rottweilers from way back when and is a former tag champion. House of Truth win in a bland match. Maybe I'm being biased, but I don't care. Mike Hogwood scared me when he said Martini might be able to lead the HOT to the tag titles. I'm praying that doesn't happen.
Now we are getting an interview with Davey Richards with Jim Cornette. This is a replay from Glory By Honor. In a one sentence summary, Davey Richards is not retiring. They build it up as if he is formally announcing his retirement, but revealing he's staying. It's a great, great interview. Check it out, I think a link is posted in the official Davey Richards is staying thread.
Super Smash Bros. vs American Wolves
Speaking of Davey Richards, here he is now. Super Smash Bros. are a team I've heard a lot about, but I think this is the first time I've seen them tag. I've seen the two of them in singles matches, but never as a team. Actually Player Dos is in one of my favorite matches from last year, a match from Chikara with Kota Ibushi, Jigsaw, and one of the Young Bucks. So I'm excited about this. On a side note, I love the American Wolves new black trunks.
Richards and Player Uno start us out. Big move from the ring to the floor by the Smash Bros. And Player Dos might not have a head anymore as Davey Richards just kicked it off. Player Dos is just a ton of fun to watch wrestle. The Wolves are isolating Player Uno and Richards has a weird looking submission on him.
The not-so-hot tag to Player Dos and he gets a Double Pele kick, which was cool looking. Uno hits a moonsault from the apron to the floor on Edwards. Not bad for a chunky man. Awesome double team moves would have got the 3 count for the Smash Bros. but Richards made the save. In a great series of reversals, Dos tried to hit Edwards with a hurricarana, but Edwards reversed it into a powerbomb attempt, which was reversed by Dos into a rollup, which was reversed by Edwards into an Achiles Lock attempt, which was fought out of by Player Dos. All of that was within 5 seconds.
Superkick/German Suplex gets two for the Wolves as Player Uno breaks it up, but gets thrown to the outside for his efforts. Player Dos just reversed hurricarana'd Edwards on his head. Dos misses a HUGE Frog Splash. Achilles Lock on Player Dos gets the win for the American Wolves. This was a fantastic match. I'm very impressed with the Super Smash Bros. and the Wolves were great as always. A very, very good match.
Lumberjack Match: Delirious vs Austin Aries
I'm not going to list the Lumber Jacks, since they're mostly guys like Bobby Dempsey and the Bravado Brothers. Ah shit! It's Red Poison Delirious! I'm looking forward to this. Delirious is holding Aries up and talking trash to him, which is hilarious since he Delirious can't speak properly. Aries tries to roll to the outside to regain his senses, and the Lumberjacks let him stay out there for a breather. It happens again, but this time it's with Delirious and it was on the other side of the ring.
Aries has control of the match right now. Aries flips Delirious over the ropes and then hits the Heat Seeking Missile, taking out not only Delirious, but the Lumberjacks as well. Oh look, there's Rasche Brown, who was realesed a few weeks ago. A swinging DDT-like move gives Delirious new life. Cobra Suplex plants Aries head first. Delirious hits the Panic Attack and goes up top, setting up Shadows Over Hell, but Aries rolls to the outside. As the Lumberjacks are gathering around Aries to throw him back in, Delirious front flips off the top and takes them all out. That as awesome. The heel Lumberjacks start beating up Delirious, so the face Lumberjacks come over and start fighting them. Wild brawl on the outside has Sinclair distracted. Rhett Titus comes down and hits a flying move to Delirious' throat and allows Aries to get the pinfall. This was a very fun match.
Next week, we have Delirious vs Austin Aries in a 15 foot high steel cage. All right, it should be good.
Tonight's edition of ROH on HDNet was great. A solid opener, a borderline great tag match, and good main event are the ingredients to a great show, and this episode had all the ingredients. Good thing the worst stuff was decent, so the whole recipe wasn't ruined. This whole paragraph has been rather lame, so I apologize. I don't want to tell you how to live your life, but you definately need to check this episode out. And with that, this week's ROH on HDNet is in the can. See you next week!