Turd Ferguson
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The other night when I was watching ECW, when I saw Carlito flash up on the screen as one of the "mentors", the first thought that went through my head was, "Oh shit, hopefully Danielson's not stuck with him..." then Michael Tarver was announced as his protege, and the only thought that went through my head was, "Oh, that poor son of a bitch."
And really, I think that's the appropriate response for having Carlito, one of the laziest and sullen wrestlers of this generation who inexplicably still has a job with the WWE as a mentor. What exactly could a wrestler learn from him? Give up when your push goes wrong? How to have exactly the worst work ethic possible? To be an entitled douchebag? To be given a golden opportunity, and not capitalize on it? To spit apple in the faces of people?
There is really not too much to learn from Carlito. And poor Michael Tarver, he's dead in the water already. He's going to be 33 years old this year, which is usually considered to be old for a wrestler, and ancient for a "prospect". And he is saddled with a lazy, lazy son of a bitch in Carlito. I can just picture Tarver trying to learn something from Carlito, reclining in a chair, reading a newspaper, telling him to "go do a moonsault or something" without even looking up.
What do you see coming from this tandem? Is Tarver dead in the water without even getting started, or is he going to overcome some considerable odds, what with his age and his lazy mentor?
And really, I think that's the appropriate response for having Carlito, one of the laziest and sullen wrestlers of this generation who inexplicably still has a job with the WWE as a mentor. What exactly could a wrestler learn from him? Give up when your push goes wrong? How to have exactly the worst work ethic possible? To be an entitled douchebag? To be given a golden opportunity, and not capitalize on it? To spit apple in the faces of people?
There is really not too much to learn from Carlito. And poor Michael Tarver, he's dead in the water already. He's going to be 33 years old this year, which is usually considered to be old for a wrestler, and ancient for a "prospect". And he is saddled with a lazy, lazy son of a bitch in Carlito. I can just picture Tarver trying to learn something from Carlito, reclining in a chair, reading a newspaper, telling him to "go do a moonsault or something" without even looking up.
What do you see coming from this tandem? Is Tarver dead in the water without even getting started, or is he going to overcome some considerable odds, what with his age and his lazy mentor?