[OFFICIAL] Lesbian Appreciation Thread

[Pepe Silvia]

Discuss. <3

 

[Ferbian]

Couldn't have chosen a better picture for the thread.

 

[Via Armbar]

Fake television lesbians or the real life leather wearing, sandal sporting, pound of bacon for breakfast eating, kings of flannel shirts?

 

[Ferbian]

I vote for the television ones, and the curious chicks that are obviously straight but choose to make out at parties.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

99% of the time, it's some bull-dyke who's overweight, rocks a flannel vest over a jeans shirt, and has a mullet despite it being 2010.

Why are we appreciating them?

 

[Via Armbar]

We are using their disgusting lifestyles to appreciate the good looking, straight girlfriends we have. Except for the ugly posters. No girlfriends.

Even though it goes against my feelings towards gays and lesbians, does anybody else ever see a big, fat, ufly fucking dyke and think to yourself "You only went gay because no man with eyes would have you''?

 

[Ferbian]

"You only went gay because no man with eyes would have you''?

I've thought that some times, but then I realized "yeah, it might kill my theory cause she probably couldn't get any on the other side either"

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I said lesbians, not bulldykes. I'm not using Lesbian as a euphemism of any kind. The gorgeous ones only.

...By the way, I would rip the shit out of Ellen DeGeneres. Not sure why, but I find her hot as hell.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Spoiler

 

[Pepe Silvia]

GET THAT CAMCORDER ON A TELEVISION SHIT OUT OF MY FUCKING THREAD, ELSE I'LL HAVE RETSUPURAE COME TEAR YOU A NEW URETHRA

 

[Ferbian]

On the request of Charlie, cause he's too lazy to post it himself, and overlooked it when browsing.

God it's hard to find good hot pictures and maintaining the no porn rule..

 

[Nate DaMac]

GET THAT CAMCORDER ON A TELEVISION SHIT OUT OF MY FUCKING THREAD, ELSE I'LL HAVE RETSUPURAE COME TEAR YOU A NEW URETHRA

Find a better quality version and I will. For now you shall suffer.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Find a better quality version and I will. For now you shall suffer.

This is why no one respects Juggalos.

 

[Nate DaMac]

There's a lot more reasons then that. Don't sell us short. (My skin's a bit thicker, go nuts)

 

[TLC]

Most of the lesbians near me are fucking vile.

 

[Mustang Sally]

I've thought that some times, but then I realized "yeah, it might kill my theory cause she probably couldn't get any on the other side either"

Ugly is ugly.......it spans gender lines.

But plenty of ugly guys still get girls. And vice-versa.

 

[Ferbian]

But plenty of ugly guys still get girls. And vice-versa.

Do you look like Goofy?

Hard to get girls/men?

Try.. alcohol, coming soon, in your bar.

 

[D-Man]

 

[Mustang Sally]

Do you look like Goofy?

Hard to get girls/men?

Try.. alcohol, coming soon, in your bar.

If I looked like Goofy, it would be the girls/men that need the alcohol, no?

 

[The Doctor]

Hey guys, remember LesboPope?

 

[D-Man]

 

[Big Sexy]

This thread had potential.... And then D Man showed up.

 

[D-Man]

This thread had potential.... And then D Man showed up.

God forbid I have fun. I guess I'd better run and hide in my little corner now.

Lighten up.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

God forbid I have fun. I guess I'd better run and hide in my little corner now.

Lighten up.

It's funny 'cause you work in a corner.

 

[Big Sexy]

God forbid I have fun. I guess I'd better run and hide in my little corner now.

Lighten up.

Wow. I'm really glad you can take a joke.