NXT Takeover: Fatal 4-Way - Let The Internet Explode

[Uncle Sam]

This is literally the most offense Enzo Amore has ever had in a match.

 

[BaconBits]

The stipulation for this match should have been winner gets a mint 1986 IROC.

 

[klunderbunker]

Will that change if his head gets shaved?

Actually it could still work. HIs physique is exactly what WWE cares about.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Bada boom! Enzo wins! I'm 2-0 (Not counting the Parker match) in my predictions so far.

 

[MrHashasheen]

Logical, but boo.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Big Cass' big boot always looks brutal.

 

[BaconBits]

Big Cass' big boot always looks brutal.

He's still greener the goose shit, but the tools are there for him to be a star. He reminds me of Test.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

What happened after Marcus hit Cass to make him drop Slyvester? I had to refresh the page.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Three of Enzo Amore's previous occupations (genuinely): DJ, piano mover, manager at Hooters.

He's still greener the goose shit, but the tools are there for him to be a star. He reminds me of Test.

Just making sure we're on the same page - I'm saying the boot looks genuinely painful, which is a good thing.

Mick Foley.

 

[BaconBits]

Tyler Breeze is pretty fucking awesome. I wouldn't be mad if he got the strap tonight.

 

[MrHashasheen]

Marcus got the bucket as Sylvester ran off.

Awesome promo from Breeze there.

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

Sylvester left and Cass hit Marcus with the boot and they dumped the bucket on him

 

[MrHashasheen]

Three of Enzo Amore's previous occupations (genuinely): DJ, piano mover, manager at Hooters.

Piano is such a business it requires unique movers?

 

[Viola Moonlight]

So Sylvester ran away like a typical Frenchman. So instead of saying Sylvester LeFort (Le Fort meaning The Strong in French), she should be called Sylvester LeSAWFT

 

[BaconBits]

Three of Enzo Amore's previous occupations (genuinely): DJ, piano mover, manager at Hooters.

It's easy to play an uber guido when one is an uber guido

 

[Ty Burna]

I miss Regal's commentary.

 

[MrHashasheen]

"Anyone who's a big wrestling fan knows exactly who KENTA is."

Fuck you Kofi, he's not that famous.

 

[BaconBits]

Just making sure we're on the same page - I'm saying the boot looks genuinely painful, which is a good thing.

I agree. It's awesome.

 

[Slash-LN]

JoJo has a certain cuteness to her.

 

[Uncle Sam]

From a highlight package they've been showing, Kenta's been using his top rope dropkick - i.e. Daniel Bryan's top rope dropkick.

Still speaks more English than the original Sin Cara. You can tell this is hard as shit for him. Respect.

 

[Black Anaconda Vise]

Hideo Itami?

Anybody know who he's referring to?

 

[BaconBits]

"Anyone who's a big wrestling fan knows exactly who KENTA is."

Fuck you Kofi, he's not that famous.

To be fair, he might be more famous than Kofi. Sadly.

 

[MrHashasheen]

Since when is Ascension cowardly?

 

[JamJam]

Hideo Itami? I dig it. Looks like The Ascension aren't done with NXT.

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh this works.