NXT Takeover: Fatal 4-Way - Let The Internet Explode

[Uncle Sam]

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Absolutely pumped for the show, especially the biggest match on the card: Bull Dempsey vs. Mojo Rowley!

 

[Slash-LN]

I hardly ever watch NXT but tonight should be pretty awesome.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Fantasy booking:

Ric Flair's introducing Kenta when Corey Graves comes out. Graves is all, "I'd beat you the crap out of you right now, only the doctor says I'll die if I get another concussion." Kenta, revealing he's learned English from old Rock promos, responds with, "It-uh doesn't-uh matter-uh what-uh doctor-san thinks-uh!" and kicks him straight in the head. Tearful, a scrawny, pale Canadian emerges from the crowd and gently scoops up Graves' corpse, carrying it from the arena in silence.

And we finally find out what happened to Coco.

Edit: Only it seems Flair won't be there tonight, so this suddenly seems unrealistic.

 

[Papa Pillman]

Ultimate circle jerk Indie/Internet fantasy booking?

Steen, Devitt, and Kenta debut as an invading heel stable. It checks every box.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Triple H did say via Twitter (replying to a tweet) that there will be more than 1 debut tonight.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

KENTA! KENTA! KENTA!

 

[Thriller Ant]

I'll have to watch it later, so I will be avoiding spoilers like the plague

 

[Nate DaMac]

Fuck. I think I'm gonna check it out.

 

[TJ Matics]

Meoww.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Sasha Banks is killing it on the pre-show.

 

[#tamale]

Such an epic pic....

Pumped for the show.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've an awful, awful feeling that The Ascension will lose tonight. Kalisto is excellent but Sin Cara just seems like he'd rather be somewhere else - it's just not the calibre of team that should be dethroning the guys who have run through everyone else.

OK, so it would likely mean an imminent call-up to the main roster, but fuck the main roster.

 

[Lee]

Shame I'm knackered, I want to watch this. Go Neville go!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Observe Sin Cara's absolute lack of enthusiasm. Kalisto deserves a better partner.

 

[Slash-LN]

Awful music for Kalisto and Sin Cara.
I do like the matching attire though.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Better than their old music.

Nice to see the Tag Titles on first. Just means the main event of Bull vs. Mojo is saved for last!

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've got a plastic patio set to flip over in the event that Sin Cara checks his watch and sighs hard enough to beat The Ascension.

YAH.

 

[Slash-LN]

Would I be off base saying that the Ascension has an old school brute team vibe like the Road Warriors?

I've only seen them a couple of times.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Would I be off base saying that the Ascension has an old school brute team vibe like the Road Warriors?

The Road Warriors comparison is one I make at least once a week.

 

[klunderbunker]

I don't get this kind of excitement over many WWE shows. It's amazing how much better a basic promotion like this can do.

 

[klunderbunker]

The Road Warriors comparison is one I make at least once a week.

I get more of a Demolition vibe off of them. They've even done the double forearms spot before.

 

[Slash-LN]

The Road Warriors comparison is one I make at least once a week.

Ah cool.

I'm trying to get up to speed on NXT.

 

[Uncle Sam]

If Kalisto were two people, I'd love him more than The Ascension. Unfortunately, he's not, and Sin Cara is -0.5. at best.

 

[hatehabsforever]

So, Ascension, welcome to Monday Night RAW.