"Not Sure if This is the Right Spot" among others...

[Steamboat Ricky]

If that's the line with which you start a thread...I will not read it. This also applies to "This is my first thread, so bear with me."

 

[gd]

Long time listener, first time caller!

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

"I know it sounds crazy but bare with me"

It sounds crazy because it is fucking crazy

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Long time listener, first time caller!

Exactly...you might as well just say: "Hey...I'm a massive loser."

 

[Sully]

I'm pretty sure I said that exact same thing in my first thread, I might have actually have actually said both of those in my first thread, lol.

I only did it because every thread I read everyone else did it, so I felt obligated to do so.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Well, being a long-time Pirates fan...you must be used to being a loser.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

Yeah, some people feel that being new will hide their stupidity. It's a trick I tried as well but it failed.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

"I'm not racist, but...".

 

[klunderbunker]

Also "mods feel free to move this." I never would have known that a Harley Race thread didn't belong in music until you said I could move it.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Also "mods feel free to move this."

Mhmm. Right to the Trash.

 

[Coco]

Not Sure if This is the Right Spot

Men.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Any title that has "rep" in it. It usually consists of the OP getting red.

 

[Arcade]

I've seen these on other sites

"This is not a spolier, but"

"Not a troll bait topic, but"

"I know this may get me banned, but"

 

[Shadowmancer]

Long time listener, first time caller!

I want to call a talkback show and say the opposite.

ie, Long Time Caller, First Time Listener