[MAIN TITLES GO ON SCREEN]
[CAMERA GOES INSIDE ARENA, CROWD POPS]
Styles : Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the very first edition of Non Stop Action's Saturday Night Wars! We are coming to you live from Toronto, Canada!
Lawler : Yes Joey, history will be made tonight as we have the first title match starting right now!
[AJ STYLES' MUSIC HITS, CROWD BOOS]
Garcia : Coming down to the ring, from Gainsville, Georgia, weighing in at 215 pounds, AJ Styles.
[CHRISTOPHER DANIELS' MUSIC HITS, CROWD POPS]
Garcia : Coming down the aisle, from The City of Angels, weighing in at 210 pounds, The Fallen Angel, Christopher Daniels.
Lawler : Well, I've never seen any of these guys in action, ever, but i have a feeling that they will put on one hell of a show for the fans here tonight, Joey!
Styles : Same here King! We would like to remind everyone to not try this at home.
MATCH 1 - MIDDLEWEIGHT TITLE - AJ STYLES VS CHRISTOPHER DANIELS
[DANIELS GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE RIGHT OFF THE START, AJ DUCKS, SPINS AROUND AND KICKS DANIELS IN THE HEAD]
Lawler : Oh! What a shot! Did you see how fast Daniels went down after that?! Ouch!
[AJ THROWS DANIELS INTO THE CORNER AND DROPKICKS HIM, DANIELS FALLS DOWN, AJ GOES TO THE TOP ROPE AND CORKSCREWS DANIELS, AJ GOES FOR THE PIN, DANIELS KICKS OUT AT TWO]
Styles : Wow, AJ Styles has everything. Speed, agility, power and athleticism. WWE should have really looked into these guys, don't you think King?
Lawler : Yeah, you know, I think that AJ Styles could probably take on someone like Kane!
[AJ THROWS DANIELS INTO THE CORNER AGAIN, PUTS HIM ON THE TOP ROPE, AJ GOES FOR A HURRICARANA, DANIELS COUNTERS AND POWERBOMBS AJ OFF THE TOP ROPE]
Styles : Oh my God! How the hell did Daniels counter like that?! It looks like AJ is knocked out! Just how did that happen?!
[DANIELS GOES FOR THE PIN, AJ ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, PULLS DANIELS DOWN IN A SCHOOL BOY, AJ GRABS THE TIGHTS AND GETS THE WIN]
Garcia : Here is your winner, and new Middleweight champion, AJ Styles.
Lawler : He cheated! He had the tights! What the -.
Styles : Well that may be, but none the less, we have our first Middleweight champion. It's just a damn shame that he had to cheat to win!
Lawler : Well, i still think that AJ shouldn't have won that match, but you can be sure that something is going to happen between these two in the next few weeks, Joey.
[HULK HOGAN'S MUSIC HITS, CROWD POPS]
Garcia : Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, Hulk Hogan.
[HOGAN GETS INTO THE RING AND GRABS A MICROPHONE, HBK'S MUSIC HITS, CROWD POPS, HBK GETS INTO THE RING, GRABS A MICROPHONE AND SHAKES HOGAN'S HAND]
Hogan : Hey Michael, what are you doing out here? I thought that you would be backstage fighting with BG James over your little group, what was it? D-N?
Michaels : Oh, haha, you know, Hulk, I only came out here to welcome you back to the world of wrestling. That's all.
[HOGAN WALKS AROUND MICHAELS AND GIVES HIM A 'FRIENDLY' HIT ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD]
Hogan : Well then, you've grown since we last met now Michael. How long has it been? One, two years?
Michaels : One, actually. You know what? Seen as how you keep on calling me by my name, how's about I call you by your name. Would you like that, Terry?
[HOGAN GOES TO THE OUTSIDE, GRABS A STEEL CHAIR, HOGAN GETS BACK INTO THE RING AND LOOKS MICHAELS IN THE EYES]
Michaels : Oooo, big man. Terry grabbed a steel chair. What are you gunna do? Hit me, or sit down? What's it gunna be, Terry?
[HOGAN HITS MICHAELS OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR]
Styles : What the hell came over Hogan? Why did he hit him? My God! Michaels is knocked out in the middle of the ring! What the hell?
Lawler : I don't know, but I don't think that HBK is goinf to take too kindly to that.
[HOGAN WALKS OUTOF THE ARENA, CROWD BOOS AS HE WALKS OUT]
Lawler : Man, for a debut, this is already one hell of a show! Plus we still have to determine the first World Tag champions and World champion in SNW history.
Styles : And you can bet that both of those matches will be great, and I have just got word that next week, we will crown a Women's champion!
[PETEY WILLIAMS' MUSIC HITS, CROWD POPS, WILLIAMS AND ERIC YOUNG COME OUT]
Garcia : Coming down to the ring, from Canada, weighing in at a combined weight of 405 pounds, Eric Young and Petey Williams, Team Canada.
Lawler : You know, Joey. I'm pretty damn suprised at what's gone on tonight! And we still have to crown the World champion too!
Styles : Me too! AJ Styles dissapointed me though, when he cheated to win, come on, why can't he have a normal match and win fair and square like most of the guys backstage?!
[MURDOCH AND CADE'S MUSIC HITS, CROWD BOOS]
Garcia : Coming down the aisle, at a combined weight of 502 pounds, Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch.
Lawler : Well, I can still remember when these two came to WWE in 2005, man, they were tough, but they weren't the fan favourites, that's for sure.
MATCH 2 - TEAM CANADA VS LANCE CADE AND TREVOR MURDOCH
[CADE AND WILLIAMS START THE MATCH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, CADE SMACKS WILLIAMS IN THE FACE, WILLIAMS KNEES CADE IN THE STOMACH, WILLIAMS SNAPMARES CADE AND GETS HIM IN A HEADLOCK, CADE BATTLES HIS WAY OUT OF IT AND THROWS WILLIAMS AGAINST THE ROPES, WILLIAMS GETS CLOTHELINED OVER THE TOP ROPE BY CADE]
Lawler : Oh! I think that Williams hit his head pretty hard there, Joey! It looks like Cade and Murdoch have already taken control of the match.
Styles : Well, King, you never know what's going to happen, at least that's what we've seen through the night!
Lawler : Very true, but seeing Cade and Murdoch in action over the past couple of years has taught me something, once they're in control of the match they don't give up without a fight.
[MURDOCH THROWS WILLIAMS INTO THE RING, CADE PUTS WILLIAMS IN A HEADLOCK AND TAGS IN MURDOCH, MURDOCH GOES FOR A DDT, WILLIAMS COUNTERS IT INTO A SPINEBUSTER, WILLIAMS JUST MAKES IT TO THE CORNER TO TAG IN YOUNG, YOUNG STARTS DROPKICKING CADE AND MURDOCH]
Lawler : Eric Young is dropkicking everything that moves! Watch it! That's the ref!
Styles : Watch out again! That's your own partner!
[CADE GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE, YOUNG DUCKS, CADE HITS THE REF, MURDOCH GRABS A STEEL CHAIR, MURDOCH GETS BACK INTO THE RING AND HITS YOUNG]
Styles : Oh my God! Young is out!
[MURDOCH TURNS AROUND, WILLIAMS GIVES HIM A CANADIAN DESTROYER, CADE PICK UP THE CHAIR AND HITS WILLIAMS WITH IT, CADE THROWS CHAIR OUT OF THE RING, CADE PUTS MURDOCH ON YOUNG, REF COUNTS THREE]
Garcia : Here are your winners, and new Tag Team champions, Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch.
Lawler : Damn it! What is with these people and cheating?! Already I don't like most of these people!
Styles : I know King, but one day, someone will get disqualified!
[KING BOOKER'S MUSIC HITS, CROWD BOOS]
Garcia : Coming down the aisle, from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 250 pounds, King Booker.
[KURT ANGLE'S MUSIC HITS, CROWD POPS]
Garcia : Coming down to the ring, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 250 pounds, Kurt Angle.
Lawler : What?! Kurt Angle! Quite possibly the most declarated superstar in history! Kurt Angle!
[RAVEN'S MUSIC HITS, CROWD POPS]
Garcia : And coming to the ring, from The Bowery, weighing in at 225 pounds, Raven.
MATCH 3 - WORLD TITLE - KING BOOKER VS KURT ANGLE VS RAVEN
[RAVEN GETS INTO THE RING AND GETS ATTACKED BY BOOKER, ANGLE COMES TO HELP BOOKER, BOOKER PUSHES ANGLE OUT OF THE WAY, ANGLE GERMAN SUPLEXES BOOKER THREE TIMES]
Lawler : There's the Kurt that everyone knows with his triple German Suplexes! Man, it's good to see him in action again!
Styles : King, a lot has happened tonight, comebacks like Kurt Angle, Raven, and even the Hulkster!
Lawler : Don't forget about those that we haven't seen before, like Christopher Daniels, AJ Styles, and Team Canada!
[ANGLE CLOTHESLINES RAVEN FROM BEHIND AND STARTS TO BEAT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, ANGLE PICKS HIM UP AND GIVES RAVEN THREE GERMAN SUPLEXES, BOOKER GIVES ANGLE A SCISSOR KICK, SHANE MCMAHON COMES OUT, RAVEN COMPLAINS THAT HIS LEG WAS HURTING TO THE REF, SHANE HITS ANGLE WITH A STEEL CHAIR]
Styles : What the hell? What's Shane doing out here? Why did he hit Angle with the chair?
[RAVEN GETS UP, DUCKS A CLOTHESLINE FROM BOOKER, RAVEN GIVES BOOKER A RAVEN EFFECT DDT TO GET THE WIN]
Styles : Oh my God! Raven is the first SNW World champion! Raven!
[SHANE GRABS A MICROPHONE]
Shane : Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Saturday Night Wars! I am the owner creator of Non Stop Action! Anyways, here is your first World champion, Raven!
[CROWD POPS]
[VIDEO COMES ON SCREEN, IT SAYS THAT KIP JAMES IS COMING AND THAT THE JAMES GANG WILL BE REUNITED IN ONE WEEK, CROWD POPS]
Styles : We hope you enjoyed the show ladies and gentlemen, tune in next week for the aftermath of SNW!
