Tim_Seraphim
UFC Middleweight Champion
We've seen a lot of threads about dream matches and whatnot, so I thought I'd start one with seeing how creative some of you people are. The idea is to post what you consider to be the WORST pay-per-view using matches that have never happened. You can use any wrestler from any era in any match that's been done before on pay-per-view, preferably 8 to 12 matches to make up a card. I'll start with mine.
MAIN EVENT - HALLOWEEN HAVOC CHAMBER OF HORRORS MATCH
MATT HARDY VS. THE MIZ VS. JACK SWAGGER VS. X-PAC VS. SPIKE DUDLEY
VS. BARRY HOROWITZ VS. MARC MERO VS. JERRY FLYNN
ALL HOLDS BARRED IRON MAN MATCH (EACH FALL ADDS TO THEIR TITLE REIGNS)
JEFF JARRETT VS. TRIPLE H
SPECIAL REFEREE - JBL
BRA AND PANTIES MATCH
MICHAEL COLE VS. TODD PETTENGILL
SPECIAL REFEREE - MAE YOUNG
ROIDS ON A POLE MATCH
BATISTA VS. LASHLEY
HANDICAP MATCH
EUGENE & ZACH GOWEN VS. FESTUS
LUMBERJACK MATCH
JOHN CENA VS. THE TOTAL PACKAGE LEX LUGER
LUMBERJACKS: MARK HENRY, BLUE MEANIE, YOKOZUNA, KING KONG BUNDY, ROAD BLOCK, EARTHQUAKE, VADER, AHMED JOHNSON, SAMOA JOE, BAM BAM BIGELOW
EXTREME RULES SCAFFOLD MATCH
SABU VS. JEFF HARDY
SUBMISSION MATCH
THE GREAT KHALI VS. GIANT GONZALEZ
FLAG MATCH
GOBBLEDY GOOKER VS. THE SHOCKMASTER
KISS MY ASS MATCH
BILLY GUNN VS. RIKISHI
DOG COLLAR STRAP KENNEL FROM HELL MATCH
R TRUTH VS. BOOKER T VS. KOKO B. WARE
TORNADO TAGTEAM TURMOIL BATTLE ROYALE MATCH
BODY DONNAS VS. BOOGIE KNIGHTS VS. GODWINS VS. POWER & GLORY VS. THE HEADBANGERS VS. AMERICAN MALES VS. MEN ON A MISSION VS. 2 COOL VS. DISORDERLY CONDUCT VS. 3LK VS. J.O.B. SQUAD
MAIN EVENT - HALLOWEEN HAVOC CHAMBER OF HORRORS MATCH
MATT HARDY VS. THE MIZ VS. JACK SWAGGER VS. X-PAC VS. SPIKE DUDLEY
VS. BARRY HOROWITZ VS. MARC MERO VS. JERRY FLYNN
ALL HOLDS BARRED IRON MAN MATCH (EACH FALL ADDS TO THEIR TITLE REIGNS)
JEFF JARRETT VS. TRIPLE H
SPECIAL REFEREE - JBL
BRA AND PANTIES MATCH
MICHAEL COLE VS. TODD PETTENGILL
SPECIAL REFEREE - MAE YOUNG
ROIDS ON A POLE MATCH
BATISTA VS. LASHLEY
HANDICAP MATCH
EUGENE & ZACH GOWEN VS. FESTUS
LUMBERJACK MATCH
JOHN CENA VS. THE TOTAL PACKAGE LEX LUGER
LUMBERJACKS: MARK HENRY, BLUE MEANIE, YOKOZUNA, KING KONG BUNDY, ROAD BLOCK, EARTHQUAKE, VADER, AHMED JOHNSON, SAMOA JOE, BAM BAM BIGELOW
EXTREME RULES SCAFFOLD MATCH
SABU VS. JEFF HARDY
SUBMISSION MATCH
THE GREAT KHALI VS. GIANT GONZALEZ
FLAG MATCH
GOBBLEDY GOOKER VS. THE SHOCKMASTER
KISS MY ASS MATCH
BILLY GUNN VS. RIKISHI
DOG COLLAR STRAP KENNEL FROM HELL MATCH
R TRUTH VS. BOOKER T VS. KOKO B. WARE
TORNADO TAGTEAM TURMOIL BATTLE ROYALE MATCH
BODY DONNAS VS. BOOGIE KNIGHTS VS. GODWINS VS. POWER & GLORY VS. THE HEADBANGERS VS. AMERICAN MALES VS. MEN ON A MISSION VS. 2 COOL VS. DISORDERLY CONDUCT VS. 3LK VS. J.O.B. SQUAD
