Name a Wrestling Headline You Want to See

[incrediblesim]

Sting Defeats Batista to become WWE Champ

AJ Styles Defeats Great Khali to become WHC

Triple H & Vince McMahon found knocked out in Austrian cellar

 

[cline00]

breaking News: Aj Styles Defeats Samoa Joe For Tna Championship

sci Fi Cancels Ecw: Ecw Brand Will Be Divided Amongst The Raw And Sd Brands

joey Styles Replaces Michael Cole As Smackdown's Lead Announcer

breaking News: The Rock Through With Hollywood, Returning To Wwe Full Time

ric Flair To Become New Gm Of Raw/mick Foley To Become New Gm Of Smackdown

bobby Lashley And Rvd Sign With Tna

vince Mcmahon Purchases Cnn From Ted Turner

brock Lesnar Returning To Wwe At Summerslam

eric Bischoff And Paul Heyman Become New Head Writers Of Tna

sting And Bruno Sammartino To Be Inducted Into The 2009 Wwe Hall Of Fame

stone Cold To Have One Final Match At Wrestlemania 25

john Cena Heel Turn

muhammed Hassen Returning To Wwe To Feud With Mr. Kennedy

dudley Boyz Returns To Wwe, They Along With The Hardyz Set To Revive The Tag Team Division

shelton Benjamin And Rey Mysterio's Wwe Contract Expires Jumping To Tna?

 

[Papa Shango]

New Study Shows Wrestling Fans Believe They Can Do Better Job
Similar Study Proves They Can't

 

[profx26]

New Champion,Major Retirement,Relievement of Duties,Record Lows,Wrestling Death,and more inside

Hornswoggle wins the WWE Championship.

Vince Russo announces retirement from booking,saying that his ideas suck.

Triple H has been relieved of his backstage duties and may be leaving WWE in his anger.

John Cena stabbed to death by Smart Marks(smarks) at a Ring of Honor wrestling show.Ring of Honor owners have tooken no action.

Hell has officially frozen over.

On a side note,Paul London and Brian Kendrick defeated The Highlanders at the same house show mentioned above this past weekend.

WWE To Crown A New WWE CHAMPION In a 16 man Tournment on a 3 hour Edition Of RAW

After the controversal Ladder Match between Hbk and Triple H at Summerslam and the Dreded 1.9 rating Raw got Lask week, Vince Mchamon stripped both of the title and made a bracket with wrestlers from RAW,SMACKDOWN AND ECW HERE'S THE BRACKET:

HBK
HHH


CM PUNK
MATT HARDY


LONDON
KENDRICK

CARLITO
SCOTT HALL

RANDY ORTON
????


DDP
KANE

KENNEDY
MVP

EDGE
????



Dont Miss RAW TO SEE WHO BECOMES WWE CHAMPION

 

[profx26]

WWE To Crown A New WWE CHAMPION In a 16 man Tournment on a 3 hour Edition Of RAW

After the controversal Ladder Match between Hbk and Triple H at Summerslam and the Dreded 1.9 rating Raw got Lask week, Vince Mchamon stripped both of the title and made a bracket with wrestlers from RAW,SMACKDOWN AND ECW HERE'S THE BRACKET:

HBK
HHH


CM PUNK
MATT HARDY


LONDON
KENDRICK

CARLITO
SCOTT HALL

RANDY ORTON
????


DDP
KANE

KENNEDY
MVP

EDGE
????



Dont Miss RAW TO SEE WHO BECOMES WWE CHAMPION

MAJOR ANNOUCEMENTS
WWE AND TNA TO MERGE AND HAVE A PAY PER VIEW ON JULY 6 CALLED WWE VS TNA: WINNER TAKES ALL
RANDY SAVAGE SIGNS WITH WWE!
WCW ONE NIGHT STAND LIVE ON PPV!
ECW RETURNS TO WHAT IT WAS WITH ALL FORMER STARS BACK!
SAMOA JOE LEAVES TNA TO JOIN UFC!
UNDERTAKER SIGNS WITH TNA, TO HAVE MATCH WITH STING AT IMPACT
VINCE MCMAHON AND TRIPLE H RELEASED FROM WWE!
JOHN CENA HAS 10 MOVES NOW!
OH AND STONE COLD VS HULK HOGAN AT WRESTLEMANIA 25 ALSO SIGNED HBK VS TAKER, ROCK VS CENA AND JEFF HARDY VS CM PUNK FOR WWE TITLE

 

[Dragonslayer]

Triple H & Vince McMahon found knocked out in Austrian cellar

LOL brilliant... btw I'm actually from Austria (but rest assured, my brother is not my father or such)

As far as the topic is concerned, right now I would like to see something like:

BREAKING: TNA beats WWE Monday Night Raw in the ratings with the first broadcast of their new Monday night live program

 

[relik]

"This just in John Cena has just been nominated for an Oscar due to his superb work on The Marine 2"
"Jillian Hall revealed to once be a man"
"Aldo Montoya, Max Moon, Blue Blazer and Rosie are led by The Hurricane to form a stable known as The Justice Chums. On a side note Adam West teaches them to do the Batoozie"
"Chyna returns to WWE"

 

[Slyfox696]

BREAKING NEWS: John Cena discovers cure for cancer. Fans still boo.

That's a good one.



One I'd like to see?



Report: Mr. Kennedy forgets his own name.

Wrestlemania to be held in Cape Girardeau, MO.

Ted Turner purchases wrestling company.

Breaking: Shawn Michaels finds his long lost smile.

 

[FOTH 3:16]

New Chris Benoit text message revealed: "They're gonna make me ECW champion...goodbye, cruel world!"

John Cena finds cure for cancer:fans still boo

I think we got a couple winners.

 

[Papa Shango]

Hardy Boys Retire From Wrestling, Pursue Careers as Teenage Detectives
Infringement Lawsuit Filed by Frank and Joe

 

[Slim Pickns]

Kliq fans finally admit they were worked, declare Bret Hart is far superior to Shawn Michaels

John Cena leaving WWE???? *click to open*
You wish, internet nerd. Enjoy your Bryan Danielson matches.

 

[XxHardyFan4LyfxX]

BREAKING NEWS: Vince purchase's TNA.

WWE scraps ECW brand.

Brand split is over.

WWE changes name back to WWF

 

[Uncle Sam]

WWE Putting Together Tag/Women's/Cruiserweight Division?

 

[Papa Shango]

C'mon, Sam, come up with something that could ACTUALLY happen.

 

[incrediblesim]

Christian defeats Batista for Intercontinental Championship in Summerslam Main- Event.

WWE Sign Sting.

Steph- Hunter can go suck off a horse!

WWE have finalized the release of Snitsky. We wish himthe best in his future endeavours.

Former WWE Star appears in Mouthwash promotion!

 

[Slim Pickns]

Kurt Angle says TNA is miles better than WWE

WWE laughs

 

[Papa Shango]

Scott Steiner Says HBK Sucks, Then Headlines Botchamania 46

 

[Slim Pickns]

TNA further bashes WWE, then signs K-Fed

 

[dumbdumbjr]

BIG SHOW QUITS! Gets Job Making Slim Jims

 

[dumbdumbjr]

BIG DADDY V KILLED! "Wow guess Delaney realy had it in him" CM Punk yells just b4 Khali mistakes hi for a slim jim

 

[ronalddeo]

John cena is actually superman

During the tombstone piledriver, undertaker and edge start having a 69

Morisson and Miz caught making out backstage, later that night HHH humps both of them - Tape avail at TMZ

 

[Papa Shango]

Colin Delany Steps Into Sunlight, Suffers Serious 1st Degree Burns
Permanent Tan Lines Likely

 

[TomSmithUK]

HBK vs Bret Hart LIVE AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

Triple H is actually a Women more inside

Shawn Michaels becomes ECW champion, finally gives the belt credibility!

Big daddy V kills Ashley by sitting on her, due to her asking if his breasts are real!

 

[chance]

ROH gets a T.V deal on tbs.
Shooting star press no longer banned.
WWE and TNA come to terms on a trade between Aj Styles and Kaz for Rey Mysterio and CM Punk .
Everyone on ECW roster except Nunzio, Stevie Richards and, Tommy dreamer divided between Raw and Smackdown. Sabu, Sandman, Balls Mahoney Chris chetti, raven, francine, beullah, rob van dam, mikey whipwreck, jerry lynn, tajiri, bubba ray dudley and d-von dudley sign wwe contract and go to ecw
Rhyno leaves Tna for ECW.
rey mysterio moved to ecw.
super crazy to ecw
WWE no longer pretending Chris Benoit never existed.
Benoit to be inducted into the WWe hall of fame.
Shelton Benjamin leaves WWE for Roh
tna signs Hulk Hogan.
Triple h to face edge in title unification match
John cena traded to smackdown for Batista.
cruiserweight title returns