Name a Wrestling Headline You Want to See

[HBK-aholic]

New WWE Champion; The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels.

 

[klunderbunker]

New WWE Champion; The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels.

HBK forfeits title for divor proceedings from wife.

Vince to step down as WWE Chairman.

 

[as260191]

New WWE Champion - Champion the Wonder Horse

 

[TommmyH]

Bret Hart Arrested for murder for hire.

Carlito chokes to death on an apple.

Remains of Jake Roberts found in a Cobra.

Santino Marella not Italian. (wait...)

Ted Dibiase files for bankruptcy.

*click here* for pictures Dusty Rhodes under 200 lbs.

 

[Mr. TM]

Ric Flair Retires... Wait, that wish DID come true!

 

[Shocky]

WWE bans 40plus year olds from wrestling.

 

[Kyphael]

Christian Cage signs with WWE (seriously, we all want it to happen while he is still in his prime. He has nothing left to accomplish in TNA but still has the WWE title to add to his resume.)

Sting signs a one year legends contract with WWE to wrestle on a part-time schedule. (See the above, roles reversed.)

WWE comes to terms with the release of Mike Adamle; Joey Styles returns to commentary on ECW.

John Cena turns heel.

Batista turns heel.

Curry Man unmasks.

Shark Boy is injured (kayfabe), gets hit on the head and no longer thinks he is Stone Cold.

Petey Williams turns on Scott Steiner.

Alex Shelley; new X-Division Champion.

The Rock to return at Wrestlemania 25 to wrestle Shawn Michaels.

New WWE Champion; Chris Jericho.

 

[Mr. TM]

Ric Flair Retires... Wait, that wish DID come true!

I jinxed it

 

[twisterwrw929]

Hulk Hogan finally admits Ric Flair is superior in every way

 

[joecamnet]

BREAKING: Triple H Found Dead In Tanning Booth

EXCLUSIVE: Next Diva Featured In Playboy! Mae Young??

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Dwayne Johnson Acknowledges He Wrestled

 

[Slim Pickns]

Hulk Hogan finally admits Ric Flair is superior in every way

*one week later*

Hogan pulls out attendance and PPV records. Woops, forgot about these.

 

[Skullz Crack'Em]

BREAKING: Triple H Found Dead In Tanning Booth

EXCLUSIVE: Next Diva Featured In Playboy! Mae Young??

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Dwayne Johnson Acknowledges He Wrestled

You want to see Mae Young in Playboy?! You are one sick Bastard.

And whats with everybody wanting Triple H dead? LOL, people's hatred for the man is getting a little out of hand if you ask me.

 

[hardmick33]

AJ Styles, Christian Cage, Robert Roode and Samoa Joe all sign with WWE - James Storm to follow after contract expires

Mr Kennedy and MVP to enter long term fued - WWE Championship involved

Triple H finally realizes he'll never be Stone Cold or The Rock - accepts role as talent enhancer

John Cena to begin smart-ass rapping gimmick once again - Heel turn in the works

 

[mikeRC]

Aj Styles and Kurt Angle to have a 30 minute ironman match. Anybody who interferes gets fired

Owen Hart to be inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame

Teddy Hart signs WWE Contract and will face HBK at survivor series

CM Punk, Samoa Joe and Mr Kennedy all admit to being overrated

The Rock gets the title of "worlds biggest sellout"

Paul Heyman signs TNA Contract. iMpact scores 7 in the Ratings

Tazz makes in ring return, breaks HHH's Legs and makes people remember just how brilliant he was in the ring

quite a lot of headlines but jesus all of those would be great

 

[Bernkastel]

Triple H Breaks Both Legs After Jumping Out Of A Plane With No Parachute From 5000 Feet In The Air! Takes A Job At Taco Bell As A Cook In Wheelchair!

this is the single dumbest thing i'ver ever read

 

[hardmick33]

Oh I forgot!

New Miracle Neck Surgery Discovered - Stone Cold to return immediately

 

[theneil450]

* WWE ACKNOWLEDGES CHRIS BENOIT EXISTED

* CHRIS JERICHO CLEANLY WINS THE WWE TITLE

* ROXXI LAVEAUX(With hair) vs. STACEY KEIBLER IN A LOSER GETS IMPLANTS MATCH

 

[NEW_WWE_OWNER]

HHH drafted to ECW!!!
Cole taken away from SmackDown microphone for Tony Schiavone!! Street fight signed with him vs Foley!!! THAT'LL PUT BUTTS IN THE SEATS!!!
Hogan vs Austin WM 25... HOGAN TO LIE DOWN FOR STSA!!!
KHALI to learn to WRESTLE!!!
CENA to learn his 6th wrestling move!!!
Y2J to save us from himself.
Hornswaggle wins HUGE battle royal vs Big Show, Kane, Big Daddy V, Khali, Umaga, and Mark Henry @ WM 25...advances to main event of WM 25 against HHH, HBK and Cena... Hornswaggle WINS!!!
CENA lips surgically removed from Vince's backside.
Vince tears quad while his lips are surgically removed from Vince Russo's backside... out for 10 months. RETURN @ SUMMERSLAM against Paul Heyman in a Pigsty Match... more details on WCW Nitro Tuesday @ 10pm SciFi.

 

[fallen89]

Vince tells wrestlers size doesnt matter....cena takes it the wrong way!

 

[NEW_WWE_OWNER]

CATCH WWE STARCADE!!! LIVE AT THE BELL CENTRE ON NOVEMBER 9th ON PPV...
HHH VS HBK WCW TITLE!!! BRET HART TO REF!!! VINCE MCMAHON LIVE @ RINGSIDE!!!
ROCK AND STSA VS HOGAN AND STING!!! FLAIR FOR REF!!!

 

[ianfromlondon]

Breaking news: BIG EXPLOSION AT A TNA EVENT, TNA FINALLY HAS ENDED (thats correct folks nomore tna ever) you can now turn on your tv's and watch something good on rather throwing up when someone says "tna is on"

also in the explosion jurt angle has died after he tried running back in to save his 1000 pots of pain killers since he needs them to get through the day of his addiction

 

[Shocky]

Hulk Hogan finally admits Ric Flair is superior in every way

By Superior he means superiorly over rated.

 

[Slim Pickns]

HHH drafted to ECW!!!
Cole taken away from SmackDown microphone for Tony Schiavone!! Street fight signed with him vs Foley!!! THAT'LL PUT BUTTS IN THE SEATS!!!
Hogan vs Austin WM 25... HOGAN TO LIE DOWN FOR STSA!!!
KHALI to learn to WRESTLE!!!
CENA to learn his 6th wrestling move!!!
Y2J to save us from himself.
Hornswaggle wins HUGE battle royal vs Big Show, Kane, Big Daddy V, Khali, Umaga, and Mark Henry @ WM 25...advances to main event of WM 25 against HHH, HBK and Cena... Hornswaggle WINS!!!
CENA lips surgically removed from Vince's backside.
Vince tears quad while his lips are surgically removed from Vince Russo's backside... out for 10 months. RETURN @ SUMMERSLAM against Paul Heyman in a Pigsty Match... more details on WCW Nitro Tuesday @ 10pm SciFi.

Your a few months too late on that one, its currently cool to think Cena is OK.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

about a year late on it actually

 

[Mighty NorCal]

*IWC smark moron trends of the year....Kennedy overrated, Cena not that bad*