My TNA Review - NorCal!

[Uncle Sam]

As I still am considered the international authority on all things TNA:

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?p=1673983#post1673983

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Amusing, but you watched it so no points.

 

[Blade]

I'm not going to lie, I wasn't sure whether he was Elijah Burke or Orlando Jordan so when Orlando Jordon actually turned up, I was confused. That's racist, isn't it? I know one of them's gay.

Such a way with words, Sam....

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Orlando Jordan is the darker one.

 

[Coco]

Fifty finishes? Come on. Angle alone kicked out of fifty finishers.

 

[Uncle Sam]

But seriously, I spent at least ten minutes on this thing. Read it.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I did read it Sam. Well said, and funny. Me and you agreed a lot.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Jim Cornette is funnier than me: http://whosslammingwho.podomatic.com/entry/eg/2010-01-05T11_03_21-08_00

Edit: "Ah felt raped!"

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Jim cornette is also a kooky bastard who needs medication. What a genius though.

 

[The Doctor]

That Cornette's Commentary banner looks fucking awful.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Know whose review wasn't as good as mine? Mark Madden's.

 

[D-Man]

His review was ok. Just about as subjective as yours and mine.

I watched Impact again last night and I still agree that the only reason why people are creaming all over it is because it's finally a sign of some competition. It's not about the content of its program but more about its mere existence.

Besides the matches, it was garbage. Slurred and incoherent promos cut by Hall and Waltman, rehashing insider issues from over a decade ago, new wrestlers put on the payroll that never made any kind of a difference in the wrestling world, false advertising... it's just like WCW when they were at the cusp of going out of business.

 

[gd]

I liked his suggestion of turning Hogan gay

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Madden also thinks we'll see DDMe in the future.

 

[gd]

If Hogan turned gay, I wouldn't care what else we saw.

 

[D-Man]

What the hell is DDMe?

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

DDP. It's Madden's nickname for DDP. Madden hates DDP because apparently he kissed Bischoff's ass to get to where he was in wCW.

 

[X]

Fuck Madden, DDP was incredibly underrated, I'd fucking love to see him in TNA.

 

[D-Man]

I agree with X. I always enjoyed DDP's work... especially on the mic. He is a great mouthpiece and can really be used as a legitimate manager, if his body is still in bad shape.

 

[a0161613]

Madden's a douche.

 

[Fizzy]

Yea fuck Madden. I'm quite enjoying myself reading peoples reviews on the show.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Is NorCal back yet? This was a gift for him more than anything else.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I got back yesterday morning, 5am. Ill read this bad boy now.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

er, when I arrive home I mean. Things to do and such. I WILL THOUGH. and I fucking love you for it

 

[Uncle Sam]

Wow, I'm watching iMPACT! right now and I've got a fucking scathing review building up inside me. Someone fetch me my fucking notebook!