My Roomate Has Been Listening to the Same Song for the Last Two Fucking Hours

[Harthan]

I swear to God. It's this shitty Hollywood Undead song about how they all have giant dicks and kill ******s and it's driving me fucking insane. I could stand it once, okay? I can put up with your fucking shit. I put up with you not having headphones because I guess you're too cheap to drop 25 dollars on them. But seriously, bro, the same song on infinite loop for two fucking hours?

I only have to put up with this shit for another month, but I might not make it. I might murder him. I will forsake my sacred oaths of love and tolerance, and ram a baseball bat so far up his anus that it shatters his rib cage.

 

[hatehabsforever]

You could just take the baseball bat to his stereo instead.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Or better yet take the baseball bat to the members of Hollywood Undead. Not only would you be doing us all a favor, but their name would be fucked too.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Are you upset because you do not have a giant penis?

 

[Harthan]

Are you upset because you do not have a giant penis?

I'm upset that his dick is so tiny that he has to compensate for it with horrible taste in music that exclusively revolves around "fucking bitches" and "killing snitches".

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

It's not a instant solution but next time hes out unscrew the plug and take the fuse out. Simples.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Why don't you tell him?

 

[Harthan]

Why don't you tell him?

Because I'm too nice for my own good and I don't want to be a douchebag, so I rage on the Internet, obviously.

And I've already asked him to just buy headphones several times and it goes in one ear and out the other, so it'd be a lost cause.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Gotta be fuckin teh bitchez man. You already know.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Because I'm too nice for my own good and I don't want to be a douchebag, so I rage on the Internet, obviously.

And I've already asked him to just buy headphones several times and it goes in one ear and out the other, so it'd be a lost cause.

Tell him it's tough love.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Play a rivaling loop of this:

[youtube]4HAUzVJPM2g[/youtube]

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Next year we should create a Hollywood Undead avatar. Anybody that uses it will instantaneously prove their stupidity and shall be permabanned.

Then maybe the WWE section won't be so cluttered with shit!

 

[Bernkastel]

The world is a dick, Harthan. And don't you forget it.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

The world is a dick, Harthan. And don't you forget it.

Yes, it's the size that is what his roommate is trying to tell him.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Kill him.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Play a rivaling loop of this:

[youtube]4HAUzVJPM2g[/youtube]

Ricky has the right idea

 

[The Dewbliners]

Harthan, my fellow Ohio brony: You can forsake Love and Tolerance, so long as you do so in the name of Princess Celestia.

Your faithful student,

Rainbow Dew...

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Did you kill him yet?

 

[justinsayne]

If it's a CD, then just go over eject the disk & destroy it, if it's on his computer go over & simply just delete every damn song he has ever downloaded.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Did you roommate stop bothering you justin?

 

[Slyfox696]

I swear to God. It's this shitty Hollywood Undead song about how they all have giant dicks and kill ******s and it's driving me fucking insane.

In fairness, by the description of those lyrics, it could actually be several different songs playing continuously...

 

[justinsayne]

Did you roommate stop bothering you justin?

I haven't had roommates in over a year & a half

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Kill him AND his family then crash their funeral playing that song on a massive ghettoblaster.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I haven't had roommates in over a year & a half

Oh ye that's evident by the drop of testostorone level in your posting these days.

 

[The Doctor]

It's times like this I'm thankful my roommate was arrested.

You should counter his music with some of your own. Winter Wrap-up?