My New Favorite Joke

[Razor]

Back to topic!

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here.

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Ok, I can understand the Hedburg love, because the ude was funny as shit. I just find it ironic though, because it's the same thing with Dane Cook as it is with Demetri Martin, once a comedian becomes famous does it automatically mean that everyone can shit on them? I remember before Dane Cook made it big, everyone loved him, then he became huge and now everyone hates him. Same thing with Demetri Martin. What he fuck gives. They are famous for a reason. Shut the fuck up and quit being a hater.

 

[Razor]

Dane Cook sucks. He just sits there and yells. I always hated his comedy. and I've always said that Demetri Martin is nothing more than Hedberg without the weed. Don't ask me why they're famous, but I can guarantee you I don't shit on them because they're famous now and it's "cool" to do so. I shit on them because i don't think they're funny. Or else I'd suddenly hate on John Cena and Triple H as well, just because they're incredibly over.

 

[Murfish]

I like Martin. His Important Things show on the brain had me laughing.

I don't understand why Tosh isn't big.

 

[X]

Tosh just looks like a douchebag. Like the kind of guy you'd want to kick in the teeth.

 

[Murfish]

He does...

but he's so fucking funny.

 

[Razor]

I don't understand why Tosh isn't big.

^^^This. Tosh is a hilarious fellow. I'm convinced he's the only comedian that could have made Tosh.0 work for Comedy Central (and no, not just because of the name.)

 

[SavageTaker]

I can't tell you how many times I have heard a Dane Cook joke and it makes me remember of another joke I heard. He basically steals a lot of jokes from other comedians and tweaks them so people don't think he did that. He has done it with Louis C.K.'s jokes and he has done it with other comedians jokes.

 

[Murfish]

^^^This. Tosh is a hilarious fellow. I'm convinced he's the only comedian that could have made Tosh.0 work for Comedy Central (and no, not just because of the name.)

I dreaded that show's release because I thought it would ruin Tosh.

It's surprisingly funny.

 

[Razor]

I dreaded that show's release because I thought it would ruin Tosh.

It's surprisingly funny.

I know, right? E! had a internet show they were hoping would succeed like "The Soup" and "The Dish"....I was afraid Tosh.0 would die a painful death. However, Tosh somehow beat E! at their own game.

Of course, Comedy Central and E! are probably owned by Viacom, so this all matters not.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Tosh just looks like a douchebag. Like the kind of guy you'd want to kick in the teeth.

That, and he has date rape face. Him and Cook both. True comedy= Hedberg and Henry Rollins.

 

[X]

That, and he has date rape face. Him and Cook both. True comedy= Hedberg and Henry Rollins.

I'm watching the Rollins show right now, he's interviewing Gene Simmons.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I'm watching the Rollins show right now, he's interviewing Gene Simmons.

Wait til you see the Drawing Conclusions segment of that episode.

 

[X]

Oh I've seen this one before, but I love the Saddam animated segment, sums up most of my feeling on the death penalty. This is a great episode, though I want to kick Gene Simmons in the teeth when he says that filesharing is going to kill music. Shut the fuck up Gene, haven't you already made enough millions?