My latest stereotype for Killjoy

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Watch store? WATCH STORE? There exists such an outdated idea?! My goodness the sheer LUNACY of even the CONCEPT of a WATCH STORE has me CAPITALIZING words at seemingly RANDOM to add EMPHASIS to how ABSURD this situation IS.

GET IT?

Watch store. Oh you slay me. Next we'll be talking about the local malt shops.

There is a store in the mall here that is actually dedicated to nothing but watches. So THERE BRO, how DID you LIKE THAT?

 

[The Dewbliners]

My local mall has an entire kiosk dedicated to Zippo lighters, and one dedicated to pocket watches. I own one of each, for when I'm feelin' classy. Weddings, funerals and such, mostly.

 

[JGlass]

Watches are for unfunny beaners.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Watch store. Oh you slay me. Next we'll be talking about the local malt shops.

Don't you be dissing the malt shops. They are all the rage down under.