My latest stereotype for Killjoy

[Coco]

He's an old foagy.

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showpost.php?p=3395256&postcount=8

A watch? More useful than social networking prowess in 2011? Surely you jest.

Of course this fits with the jorts and the Wolfpac shirt that have him anchored to the past.

 

[ABMorales787]

Does the Internet title tell time?

 

[Coco]

Does anyone need a watch when everybody already has a cell phone that tells time for them?

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Watches are cool.

 

[Coco]

They're power accessories that serve no practical purpose in 2011.

 

[ABMorales787]

I wear a watch. Saves me the trouble of dipping into my overly wide jort pockets to check the phone.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

If you were truly old school you would have a pocket watch.

 

[Coco]

And a faded Milo of Croton t-shirt.

 

[Good Golly It's Ollie]

They're power accessories that serve no practical purpose in 2011.

Wrong. They serve the purpose of showing other people that I have money to blow on such things.

 

[Coco]

What do you think I mean by "power accessory"? It's certainly nothing to do with electricity.

 

[ABMorales787]

Wrong. They serve the purpose of showing other people that I have money to blow on such things.

20 bucks at K-Mart for mine.

 

[Good Golly It's Ollie]

20 bucks at K-Mart for mine.

Doesn't matter Killjoy; still 20 bucks more than Coco would ever be willing to shell out for a watch

 

[Coco]

I actually own a pretty bitchin' watch. Still use my phone to check the time though.

 

[ABMorales787]

I actually own a pretty bitchin' watch. Still use my phone to check the time though.

One of those shake to charge watches? It's annoying to set them so oftenly

 

[Coco]

One of the ones where Mickey Mouse's hands point to the time.

 

[Good Golly It's Ollie]

Wow, where'd you get it?

... not that I want one or anything ... I mean that's just silly ...

 

[ABMorales787]

One of the ones where Mickey Mouse's hands point to the time.

6:30 must be an awkward hour.

Wow, where'd you get it?

... not that I want one or anything ... I mean that's just silly ...

I got my sister a Minnie one at K-Mart. It too has an awkward 6:30.

 

[Coco]

I bought mine at... the watch store. Yes. The watch store.

 

[DirtyJosé]

K-Mart = OLD!

Target is where it's at these days, mi amigo.

 

[ABMorales787]

We don't have Target over here.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Shit, for realz?

Bummer, bro.

 

[X]

I bought mine at... the watch store. Yes. The watch store.

Watch store? WATCH STORE? There exists such an outdated idea?! My goodness the sheer LUNACY of even the CONCEPT of a WATCH STORE has me CAPITALIZING words at seemingly RANDOM to add EMPHASIS to how ABSURD this situation IS.

GET IT?

Watch store. Oh you slay me. Next we'll be talking about the local malt shops.

 

[ABMorales787]

Watch store? WATCH STORE? There exists such an outdated idea?! My goodness the sheer LUNACY of even the CONCEPT of a WATCH STORE has me CAPITALIZING words at seemingly RANDOM to add EMPHASIS to how ABSURD this situation IS.

GET IT?

Watch store. Oh you slay me. Next we'll be talking about the local malt shops.

Yes. Watch store. You know. The one with all the shiny gold stuff in them most rappers like to buy.

 

[Coco]

You mean the Urban rhythmic poets?

 

[ABMorales787]

You mean the Urban rhythmic poets?

More like voice modulator enthusiast's, but yeah.