My conversation with a Juggalo

[Leafy]

I'm Forrest

Nick Why do I call myself a Juggalo, bitch? Cause we keep that scrub life and fuck that rich shit And steal that new whip and platinum chain To give it all to a Juggalo who never had a thing

Nick --raw deal-twiztid

Forrest Bowling So you're robin hood.

Nick no. this has nothing to do whit batman... this is a quote from Twiztid ... a juggalo is someone who is down with the clown (INSANE CLOWN POSSE)!!!

Forrest Bowling I said robin hood...

Nick and your an idiot robin hood has nothing to do with this!

Forrest Bowling Steal from the rich and give to the poor. Sound familiar?

 

[Scotty]

Juggalo's are never going to be as cool as Robin Hood.

 

[The Doctor]

lulz

 

[Leafy]

Hopefully he keeps this going.

this has nothing to do whit batman

It took me a while to figure out what the hell he meant.

 

[ZeroVX]

Juggalo's are never going to be as cool as Robin Hood.

This. X1000.

 

[Remix]

Lol, Leafy.

 

[Via Armbar]

A don't think there is a dumber grouping of people on Earth than Juggalos.

 

[Leafy]

Are there any Juggalos on the forums? I need help to decipher if he posts any more.

 

[The Doctor]

Yeah, there's Milenko and LamaNamaneumi and that one dude who made the OJ Jizz thread.

 

[Remix]

Was it the OJ Jizz thread where it basically got sidetracked to insulting the ICP and calling them sellouts, and juggalos dumbasses?

 

[Leafy]

I went to his Facebook page and all of his pictures are of furries. Why do I know this person?

 

[ZeroVX]

Yeah, there's Milenko and LamaNamaneumi and that one dude who made the OJ Jizz thread.

The guy who made the OJ thread got banned, though. Most likely for being a homophobe.

 

[Leafy]

I'm reading the OJ Jizz thread

 

[The Doctor]

The OJ Jizz is my current favorite for thread of the year. Smooth Sexual Chocolate was especially impressive in it.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

The OJ Jizz is my current favorite for thread of the year. Smooth Sexual Chocolate was especially impressive in it.

Why thank you Doc, that thread pretty much popped my cherry here.

 

[Remix]

It was a goodie. I prefer posting essays on trivial subjects in the nonspam sections though.

 

[Leafy]

I was in church once and saw this kid in front of me. I called it saying to my brother, "juggalo", pointing at him. When we were leaving he got up and that stupid logo was on his hoodie. My special skill is pointing out juggalos.

 

[Remix]

You could have said dumbass and been just as accurate. And had a more useful skill.

 

[Leafy]

3 guidelines

a) Fat

b) Long ass hair

c) always wearing a hoodie

 

[Razor]

 

[The Doctor]

My friend Matt likes ICP and he's scrawny, cute, and wears a jacket.

 

[Leafy]

Isn't it sad Razor? Poor, poor, Juggalos.

Doc: How is this possible?

 

[Sparky]

I wear Hoodies all the time. And I'm no Jugggelo or whatever it is. I had never heard of them until Milenko came into the picture.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Not quite a year since she went away, Rosanna yeah

Now she's gone and I have to say

Meet you all the way, meet you all the way, Rosanna yeah!!!

Meet you all the way, meet you all the way, Rosanna yeah!!!