My Cat Is Using Me

[Y 2 Jake]

The cat is usually aloof, just like it's human Dad. But it's decided to be affectionate towards me. That entails purring and claws in my penis. It wants me to let him out. But I can't because it's wearing a cone to stop it pulling out stitches. I feel so used. Now I know how Becca feels.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

let it out with the cone on

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It can't get any dirt in the wound. It had a little cast, but the fucker pulled it off. Hence the cone.

The little shit is trying to scratch it's way through glass. Messing up my window.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

...how did it get the wound??

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It had a tumour removed. I tried to pop it thinking it was some sort of boil. It screamed and scratched. The cat won the battle, it hurt me more than I hurt it.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

break its legs. you wont be bothered anymore, and the wound will have healed before it can walk again. maybe just the hinds, so you can still play with it with a ball and string and such.

 

[Marquis]

What type of cat is it?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

What breed of cat is it?

A black and white breed.

break its legs. you wont be bothered anymore, and the wound will have healed before it can walk again. maybe just the hinds, so you can still play with it with a ball and string and such.

Play...with an animal?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I do it with my pitbull all the time. she tries to kill me, i fight her. exercise for the pet you see

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I do it with my pitbull all the time. she tries to kill me, i fight her. exercise for the pet you see

I walk the dog, but that's about it. There's a park about 20 yards from my house. I just let the animals & child run around there.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

the children are a whole different story. My life basically consists of trying to coax them into battle. they are tenative about this. Likely becuase I outweigh them by about 160 pounds. whussies.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

My girl is probably the skinniest child this side of the well fed countries, but she's got a fucking hard punch on her. We were fighting and she caught me, I blanked out for a second.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

the ones I live with are too small for all that. just made 2 years of age last month.


they can headbutt like a fucker though. Like Bigelow. I figure if I take them to get the head tattoos, they will forget all about the experience by the time they are adults. like the little girl in Water world.

 

[Uncle Sam]

A black and white breed.

No fucking way! My cat's black and white too! Meant to be.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

No fucking way! My cat's black and white too! Meant to be.

Any cat with white on them is technically an albino. So I heard.