Harrys: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a fatal four way match scheduled for one fall, and is a fans bring the weapons match!
The crowd goes absolutely bananas at the announcement.
The match can only end by pinfall or submission, and any weapons given by the fans are legal!
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Harrys: Introducing first, from Southwestern, Puerto Rico, "The Invincible" Matt Tastic!
The crowd cheers for Tastic as he makes his way onto the stage. He slaps hands with some fans along the barricade before he rolls into the ring and climbs the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms to his fans.
Copeland: Matt Tastic, coming off a failed attempt at winning his third World Title at Unscripted, appears to be in good spirits tonight. You have to wonder how the mystery opponent and stipulation will play into his game plan.
Cohen: I think Tastic is weak. He hasn't looked himself backstage, and I think tonight is going to prove his mind is elsewhere.
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Harrys: Introducing next, from Sydney, Australia weighing 210 pounds, Justin Cooper!
Cooper makes his way onto the stage, mostly to cheers. He takes a moment to psych himself up before he walks to the ring, his focus on Matt Tastic. He climbs into the ring and looks around at the various weapons in the hands of the fans before he takes a seat in the nearest corner.
Cohen: Speaking of weak, I can't believe Cooper is now embracing these fans. It's all Mark Keaton's fault, and I hope someone beats some sense into Cooper tonight.
Copeland: It will be interesting to see where Cooper is at, following his loss at Unscripted where he and Keaton lost the tag team titles. A win would go a long way to building back some of that momentum they had.
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Harrys: Now making his way to the ring, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing 222 lbs, he is the WZCW King For a Day, "The Unforgettable" Noah Ryder!
The crowd cheers as Ryder makes his way through the curtain, pounding his chest with his free hand. He cups his hands over his mouth and calls out the 2 opening lines to the course before eagerly hoping his way down to the ring, clapping the hands of many of the fans he sees along the way. He slides into the ring and runs to the nearest corner, 2 stepping his way to the top rope where he raises both arms up.
Copeland: So the third competitor to kick things off tonight is the King For A Day, Noah Ryder. Ryder, coming off a big victory over Theron Daggershield at Unscripted, will look to continue that momentum with a victory in tonight's contest.
Cohen: You know that Titus Avison and Austin Reynolds have one eye on their back at all times with Ryder lurking around. The chaos of the Roulette Rounds is the perfect time to cash in. I just wonder if Ryder has the fortitude to do it.
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Harrys: And finally, from Paris, France, weighing 220 pounds, Flex Mussél!
The fans chant "Flex" as the Healthiest Man Alive makes his way onto the stage. He nods in tune with his music before he sprints toward the ring. Once inside he climbs the free turnbuckle and soaks in the cheers of his fans before he hops down and personally shakes the hand of every opponent and referee Keith Morse.
Copeland: The fans sounding their approval of Flex, who is coming off a huge win over Dorian Slaughter at Unscripted. He will be looking to build whatever momentum he can as he heads into the Lethal Lottery, and a win tonight will certainly help that.
Cohen: I swear I saw Flex eating a slice of pizza backstage. Some hypocrite he is.
Keith Morse informs each man of the rules one last time before he calls for the bell, and this match is underway!
*DING! DING! DING!*
As a show of respect, each man comes to the center of the ring and exchanges handshakes, much to the chagrin of Jack Cohen at the announcer's table.
Cohen: Boo! Come on and fight already!
The four men pair off, Tastic with Flex and Cooper with Ryder. Flex and Tastic start to trade right hands while Cooper and Ryder engage in a more technical fest. Cooper secures a headlock and takes Ryder down, but Ryder is quick to get his legs around the head of Cooper, and both men scramble to their feet. Cooper is quick to secure the headlock again, but Ryder falls back into the ropes and pushes Cooper away. Ryder rushes and throws a jumping knee into the back of Cooper, pushing him into the corner, where Ryder begins to hammer away with right hands. Across the ring, Tastic finds himself on the wrong end of a hammerlock by Flex. Flex shows his impressive strength by lifting Tastic and dropping him on his back. From there he drops a quick elbow and tries a cover while Ryder and Cooper and distracted...One!...and only one as Tastic kicks out, but Flex makes sure to keep the pressure up by latching onto a chin lock as Cooper manages to block a punch from Ryder, then a second. He manages to turn the tide and duck under a third punch, and slip being Ryder. He then starts to unleash vicious chops to the chest of Ryder, each shot echoing throughout the arena.
Copeland: The action starting to pick up, but how will the eventual addition of weaponry play into this match?
Cohen: It can only get better Seabass.
As Cooper chops hard into the chest of Ryder, Tastic begins to break the chinlock he was locked in. He gets to his feet and trades a few shots with Flex, before he gets the upperhand. Fists and chops alternate from Tastic as he backs Flex into a corner. He looks back at Cooper and the two men nod and both Irish whip their cornered victim to the center of the ring where Flex and Ryder collide and collapse. Tastic laughs at them until a flying shoulder block from Cooper takes him down. Cooper then drops three elbows in quick succession to the former world champ before he attempts a cover...One!...Two!...Kick out at two by Tastic. Cooper grabs Tastic by the head and pulls him to his feet before he plants him back down with a scoop slam. Cooper then rolls out of the ring and takes the first weapon from a fan. A Kendo Stick!
Cohen: Things are going to pick up Seabass!
Cooper slides back into the ring and targets Flex first. He whacks the weapon across the back of Frenchman, Flex yelling in pain. He continues to go to town until Flex rolls out of the ring. He then turns to Tastic and whacks the stick across the midsection. He continues to tee off, just clobbering Tastic, until he too rolls out of the ring. Cooper then turns to Noah Ryder, who is on his feet. He swings but Ryder ducks. He continues to swing at Ryder, who continues to dodge each shot, until he is caught between the ropes and Cooper. Cooper taps the kendo stick on the ground and swings, catching Ryder on top of the head and knocking him down and causing him to roll out of the ring. With the other three competitors out of the ring Cooper shrugs his shoulders and throws aside the now broken kendo stick and raises his arms to cheers from the crowd.
Copeland: And for the moment at least, Justin Cooper stands tall.
Cooper climbs to the outside of the ring, where he first approaches Matt Tastic. He stomps at him a couple of times, before he lifts him to his feet and starts to throw more vicious knife edge chops to soften up the Puerto Rican star. He backs him into the barricade where he gets a running start and charges at him, but at the last second Tastic moves out of the way, leaving Cooper to crash shoulder first into the barricade. Tastic takes a moment to shake off the cobwebs before he turns to the crowd and looks for a weapon. He grabs the first thing he can find. A bottle of water.
Cohen: A water bottle? He knows he can choose any weapon right?
Copeland: Yeah, that hardly seems like an effective strategy from Tastic.
Tastic walks over to Flex and takes a giant drink and spits it into his face. With Flex trying to wipe his eyes, Tastic smashes the bottle over his head, to little effect. Flex, angered, wipes his eyes and spins and hits Flexicution! A discuss lariat that nearly decapitates Tastic. Flex goes for a cover, but the referee informs him that pinfalls are only legal inside the ring. Flex slaps his hand on the floor and begins to lift Tastic, but as he does he is hit from behind by a clubbing blow from Noah Ryder. Ryder continues to just club away with forearms to the back of Flex, until Flex is positioned against the ring. Noah then connects with a dropkick to the lower back of Flex, smashing him into the ring. Noah rolls Flex inside the ring and climbs onto the apron. He springboards into the ring and connects with a leg drop. He quickly hooks a leg...One...Two...Kick out without much issue for Flex at two. Noah kneels beside Flex and hits him with a couple of stiff right hands. He then pulls Flex a couple of feet closer to the corner, and climbs to the top rope. He leaps and connects with a splash to Flex, and again he hooks a leg...One!...Two!...kick out at two.
Copeland: Not for nothing, but Matt Tastic hasn't moved on the outside since Flex hit him with Flexicution.
Cohen: Good, maybe when he comes back around it will have knocked some sense into him.
Justin Cooper, trying to stretch out his shoulder, slides back into the ring. The three men all get to their feet at varying speeds. Cooper and Ryder look at each other and decide their best option is to take out Flex together. Flex backs away, while Cooper and Ryder advance upon him. Flex does his best to fight them off, but the numbers game is too much and they both begin to beat down on Flex. They back him into the turnbuckle where Cooper connects with a devastating knee to the midsection, dropping Flex to a seated position. Meanwhile, Ryder gets a running start. He connects with a running dropkick to the seated Flex. With Flex laying on the ground, the two then begin to stomp away at him, holding onto the top rope for extra leverage. Satisfied with the damage done, they bring Flex to his feet and the two of them Irish whip Flex across the ring. Off the rebound they set up for a double backdrop, but they telegraph the move and Flex is able to catch Ryder with a kick. Flex tries to kick Cooper, but Cooper catches the leg. Ryder comes back and the two set up for a double suplex on Flex, but Flex wraps his leg around the leg of Cooper. Showing his remarkable strength, Flex struggles but suplexs both Ryder and Cooper. All three men go down.
Copeland: Incredible strength from the former tag team champion, Flex Mussel.
Cohen: I can't believe he suplexed both Noah Ryder and Justin Cooper at the same time. Unrivaled power from the Frenchman.
On the outside of the ring, Matt Tastic is finally stirring. He gets to his feet and looks around. He grabs a trashcan lid from a nearby fan and climbs onto the apron. He sets the trash can lid on the mat and then launches himself using the top rope and connects with a tope atomico onto Ryder. He then grabs the lid and places it onto the chest of Cooper. He climbs to the top rope and hits a big frog splash onto Cooper, the trashcan lid doing extra damage. He rolls off of Cooper for a moment, clutching his midsection, but Tastic quickly gets back to the make the cover...One!...Two!...Broken up by Flex just before the three. Flex stumbles to the turnbuckle after breaking up the pin, where Tastic charges at him. Flex gets a boot up though and stops Tastic in his tracks. Flex then hops to the second rope and leaps, but Tastic catches him and throws him with an overhead belly to belly, where he lands on top of Justin Cooper. Noah Ryder is back on his feet though and tosses Tastic shoulder first into the corner. He rolls out of the ring and grabs the first weapon he can find from the fans, a beer bottle.
Cohen: Hey Seabass, do you think Ryder is going to drink to forget? HAHAHA!
Copeland: Never change Jack.
Ryder take the bottle and climbs into the ring, where he smashes it over the head of Justin Cooper, who has gotten to his feet. Cooper stumbles around, trying to stay on his feet, but Noah takes him down a quick snap suplex. He bridges and the referee slides into position to count the pin...One!...Two!...Cooper kicks out just before the three. Matt Tastic is getting to his feet just as Flex is as well. Cooper struggles to his feet and all four men are in the ring and on their feet. They look around at each other before they all slide out of the ring on all four sides and each grabs a weapon.
Ryder ends up with a baseball bat, Flex a crowbar, Cooper a guitar, and Tastic...
Copeland: Does Tastic have a...?
Cohen: A fan's prosthetic leg.
All four men slide back into the ring and engage in an epic battle of swordplay with their weapons, with many counters and dodges that would make Theron Daggershield proud. The guitar is knocked from Cooper's hand and he is clocked over the head by Flex with the crowbar and goes down. Flex has little time to celebrate though as he is jabbed in the ribs by Ryder with the bat, before the King For a Day takes a Ruthian swing and knocks Flex out cold. Tastic and Ryder are left. Each man circles the ring, feinting and faking. Finally Ryder leaps in and swings, but Tastic ducks and hits Ryder over the head with the prosthetic leg. Instead of going for a cover he rolls out of the ring and gives the fan his leg back in exchange for a small black bag. Tastic has a wicked smile across his face as he slides into the ring.
Copeland: I have a feeling I know what is inside that bag, and it won't be good for whoever Tastic has in mind for them.
Cohen: Remember, Matt Tastic was a record setting Mayhem champion. He knows sadistic.
Tastic slides into the ring and dumps the contents of the bag onto the ring floor. The crowd comes alive as instead of thumbtacks the bag is full of Legos!
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT"
Tastic calls for the Headache Driver, but as he turns around he is met with a kick to the midsection by Ryder, who then connects with Pass Out onto the Legos! The referee carefully gets into position...One!...Two!...Three! Noah Ryder is victorious thanks to the small plastic devils.
Harrys: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, "The Unforgettable" Noah Ryder!
The referee, careful not to step on any Legos, raises Ryder's hand before he checks on Tastic, who has a red Lego embedded in his forehead. Ryder takes his King For a Day briefcase and climbs the nearest turnbuckle and holds it high above his head as the crowd cheers and additional medical personal make their way out to check on Flex and Cooper.