Meltdown (Episode 4): Titus & Everest vs. Hasheem & Arch Angel

[Prax]

Titus & Everest vs. Mohammed Hasheem & Arch Angel


Last week on Meltdown, Mohammed Hasheem, Everest and Arch Angel were all slated to make their debuts against each other in a Triple Threat match. Everest and Arch Angel had already begun a war of words, and Hasheem had basically begun a war of words against an entire country. It was slated to be one hell of a battle, but at the last second, Hasheem backed out of the match. Anticipating this, Chuck Myles was prepared to put Titus in this match, and he did, saving the match.

However, Hasheem was not to be outdone, interfering in the match, taking out Titus and essentially handing the victory to Everest. Now, Titus and the man that holds a victory over him will team up against Hasheem and Arch Angel, the man left out to dry in this tag team match. Will these four competitors be able to contain themselves in this ring? Will Hasheem even show up? Tune into Meltdown on August 13th to find out!


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RP deadline is Friday, August 10th 2007 at Midnight Eastern Standard Time

 

[Da Vinci's Nightmare]

Arch Angel is sat in his locker room reviewing the tape of last night's match at Meltdown. It's on the part where Mohammad Hasheem came in with a chair and hit Titus in the head. He notices the camera and pushes the pause button.

Arch Angel: Well, it seems like Hasheem has a yellow streak in him that is almost as big as his mouth! First he decides that he wants nothing to do with this match, and then he decides to hit Titus in the head with a chair when his back is turned to you, but no, you don't just hit him once, you hit him twice! Then you give him The Toss Breaker! You Hasheem, and only you, cost me that match. You cost me the one thing that keeps the blood flowing through my veins. That is victory!

Arch Angels mobile goes off next to him letting him know he has received a text message. He reads though the text message and looks angry as hell.

Arch Angel: Now I have just learned that we have been put in a match together on the next episode of Meltdown against Titus and Everest! What the hell does Chuck think he is doing? I do NOT want to team up with you! You are a worthless piece of crap. You walked out on the last match, who is to say you won't walk out of this match? If you think I want you in my team, I would rather face Titus and Everest alone. I will have a better chance of winning if i go it alone than I would if I was with you. You cannot be trusted. Even if you did come into the match, how do I know you won't stab me in the back? You say death to America and Americans? Well comments like that aren't going to win you many friends in this company, once I am finished with Everest, I would watch your back, because I will be coming for you!

Now Everest, I am sure in the coming days I will hear soo much about you winning the triple threat match and how you are so much better than everyone else in the WZCW. But luckily I am just at the right point in the match for everyone to see what actually happened before you try to brain wash them.

We cut to a Video Transmission of the final moments of the triple threat match just as Hasheem interferes and attacks Titus, then we see Everest lock in the Mountain Climber on an clearly unconscious Titus. The scene cuts back to Arch Angel

Arch Angel: You see, Everest, you showed an act of cowardice and kicked me in the side of the head and applied a submission move on an already unconscious man! You were too scared to back up your words with actions and you bottled it and took the easy route! You have just proved to me there and then that you are scared of me and you already know that you could never beat me in the center of the ring. Then we come onto the Battle Royal, it took all you had to eliminate me, and if I had been 100% I would have eliminated you with out breaking a sweat, but I did eliminate you in the end didn't I? I cost you a potential shot at the World Title. I know that has got to eat you up inside, I know it would do to me. Your going to be spending the next two weeks thinking about getting retribution on me aren't you?

You never know, maybe your buddy Hasheem will make it easier for you to get to me, because where were you when he decided to involve himself in our match that he had already spurned the opportunity to be involved in? You were on the floor after been hit by a double under hook piledriver. At the time I thought nothing of it for you to be down for so long, But now coming to think about it, you were down for quite a while weren't you? Maybe you knew he was going to come and sick his Arab nose in to the match, and you knew you couldn't beat me by yourself so you told him to take out Titus so you could cheap shot me and then lock in a submission on a knocked out man?

Titus, I do have this warning for you. Last night you made a mistake and stuck your nose into business that wasn't your's. And for that you got a beat down. Yes, it wasn't just from me, and Hasheem will be punished for that when him time comes. But if you want to be able to walk out of the next Meltdown, I suggest you go to Chuck and tell him you want no part in this. But think about what I said earlier, Everest was down for quite a while and he could very well be setting you and me up at Meltdown.

Now if you would excuse me, I have some scouting to do.

Arch Angel stands up an walks out of the shot an a few seconds later you hear a door open and close

 

[michigan]

(Our scene opens up in a hallway of an arena, what arena doesn't matter, the camera swings around a corner and stops just in front of a large door: EVEREST is on a nameplate 3/4's of the way up the door. The camera man knocks and after a few seconds we hear a voice)

EVEREST: Come on in. (Everest motions to the cameraman to set up over in the corner) How about you set up over there.

(Within a few seconds the cameraman gives Everest the ok)

EVEREST: Well well, thanks for stopping in. It seems that Meltdown has concluded and already Archangel is tossing around excuse after excuse, kinda like I tossed his ass over the top rope in that Battle Royal Monday. But that's something I'll come back to in a minute. You see I've got a few things to get clear and right now is not time for humor and jokes hence the reason you don't see everyone's favorite whipping boy Leon Kensworth or the lovely but ever so distracting Becky.

(Everest pauses and takes a seat in front of the camera sipping from a water bottle)

EVEREST: First of all Archangel. Let's recap shall we. Meltdown! July 30. Triple Threat. You, me and Mohammad. Mohammad runs scared, enter Titus. What happened in the end is common knowledge and quite honestly I won't argue with you about Mohammed and the yellow streak that runs so far down his back he could trip over it while walking. I watched the tape and I seen what he did to Titus, I admit I didn't see it during our match and I may not like what I found out later but the bottom line is I was victorious! You were not. You say I was cowardly, that I ducked facing you, well what you may want to do is watch the rest of that tape that you have in front of you, cause if you recall I beat the hell out of you all night. I took your best shots and I continued to get up. I finished with my hand raised. I did exactly what I had to do, What I said I would do.

(Everest again pauses to take a sip of water before continuing)

EVEREST: Before I go on with you Angel I want to turn my attention to Titus. Titus I respect you, and I want you to know that I am not proud of the way I defeated you at Meltdown but in the same breath I wouldn't take it back for anything. I know you well enough that from a competitors standpoint you understand the will to win. Hopefully we can coexist long enough at Meltdown to take down these two cowards.

(Everest's phone begins to ring, interupting the interview for a second, until he checks who it is and then turns it off)

EVEREST: Sorry bout that. I won't keep you here much longer. I just have one more thing for Angel. You tried to plant that seed of doubt in Titus. I heard it, I heard you try and pair me and Mohammad together. That's a stretch my friend, even for you. Seems to me that your getting yourself worried, trying to do anything you can to put a rift between me and my partner, but don't worry Angel I've already talked to Titus and we will be ready. As for what happened in that battle royal on Monday, don't think I've forgotten, because I haven't. You cost me the one thing that keeps ME motivated.....a shot at the World Title and you're right it pisses me off everyday I think about it. You couldn't handle the fact that I beat your ass twice in one night. Tossed your sorry carcass over the top rope like the dead weight that you are. Your temper got the better of you once again. Once again I am grating on you: Physically and emotionally. You want me gone Angel, you want me out of your way badly and your enraged that after Meltdown not only am I still around but I've beaten you twice at your own game. That's gotta hurt.

(Everest finally stands up and grabs his bag and slings it over his arm as he heads for the door.)

EVEREST: Angel, It really is my World, I'm just letting you live in it! Come August 13th I may even change my mind on that! Have yourself a good night.

(Everest exits the room as the screen fades to black, except for a picture of earth, slowly spinning around with the words "This Is My World" slowly coming around it.)

 

[Melon Farmer]

We see a limo pull up and we see Mohammad Hasheem, Rajeem, and Rasheeka step out of the vehicle!

Rajeem: Can you believe that we had to be in that filth, Americans call a car?

Hasheem: That doesn’t matter now, does it?

Rajeem: I guess not.

Hasheem: Now, let’s see what match ****** Myles put me in!

Rajeem: Right, oh look here comes that interviewer, Leon!

Leon quickly runs in the picture and he tries to speak but he is completely out of breath.

Hasheem: Get a hold of yourself, you fool!

Leon finally catches his breath and he breathes in and out a few times and he puts the microphone to his mouth.

Leon: Mr. Hasheem, I was told by Mr. Chuck Myles to find you and to tell you that you have been indeed in a match this week!

Hasheem: (he starts to scoff) can you believe this shit? Another match! عرّج يمينا/ شمالا! أبحث عن جون لحظة من فضلك ه what match is it, this time?

Leon: Well, he has put you in a tag team match.

Hasheem: A tag team match?

Leon: Yea, it is a match where –

Hasheem: I know what a f*cken tag match is! Who are my opponents and who is my tag team partner?

Leon: Well, the man who won the triple threat match, Everest, will team up with the man who you bashed in with a steel chair, Titus! Those 2 will face you and the other man who was in the triple threat match last week, Arch Angel!

Hasheem: What? What?!?! I have to team up with Dark Angel?

Leon: Arch Angel.

Hasheem: I know!!! I can’t believe this! How can Myles do this???

Leon: I am not sure but I have 2 questions for you! The first is will you man up and be a man and actually participate in this match? And the second is, last week, why did you attack Titus the way you did?

Hasheem: Well I am going to answer your 2nd question first! I destroyed Titus for one and one reason only! He disrespected me! How dare he take my place last week?

Leon: Well you never showed up!

Hasheem: Hey! Watch your tone with me! Besides, that doesn’t matter! This is showbiz you don’t do this! You just don’t! I am sending everyone a message through Titus! Do not stick your nose in my business! It is simple! Titus was in my way, like most of these Americans, and if you are in my way, I will physically take you out, in my own personal way!

Leon: Wow, that was intense! Now onto the other question! Will you show up in the tag match?

Hasheem: You know what? I will! I hear Arch Angel always saying how I don’t have the balls to show up! But I will! And I don’t even need to tag Angel in! I will defeat both Everest and Titus myself! Now it is time for me and my people to pray so if you will excuse us, we got to praying to do! عرّج يمينا!!

Hasheem and Rajeem and Rasheeka all walk into the building yelling and screaming in their native language, as Leon looks on in a very confused face!

 

[Lee]

We're backstage in the arena, TITUS is walking into the locker room. We see EVEREST with two random girls.

TITUS; I think we need to have a 'talk'

EVEREST; Can't you see I'm busy?

Girls laugh

TITUS; Well I guess they can stay! I need to talk to you about the upcoming match, and of course the last match.

EVEREST; Like I said earlier I respect you, and I want you to know that I am not proud of the way I defeated you at Meltdown but in the same breath I wouldn't take it back for anything....

TITUS motions for the silence.

TITUS; I would have done the same thing, I mean I was out and you took the initiative and came out victorious, so I shake your hand for that.

EVEREST; cheers man...I didn't know Haseem had beat you down.

TITUS; laughs I don't get that guy whatsoever. He hates Americans, he no shows for a match, makes his way down to the ring and who does he attack? The only person in the ring who's not an American!

EVEREST; Yeah that's a bit silly, he doesn't make any sense whatsoever!

TITUS; It's because he's scared, he destroys all the Americans then who's left to look after his lovely Afghanistan? The Teletubbies!

EVEREST; The Taleban you mean?

TITUS; Nah...they're the Teletubbies, they may as well be it's that much of a joke. He's going to get destroyed in this next match, there have been to many people who have cost me a match, I've yet to lose fair and square. There's sex and Violence robbed me of a win, Joe T and now Mohammed Haseem. He claims I disrespected him,. Ha Ha what a fool!

EVEREST; And what about Arch Angel?

TITUS; Ha he's a bit crazy that bloke...he tells me to go and tell Chuck that I don't want to take part in this match. Well he needs to know that I'm not going to do that, I'm going to go out to that ring with my partner...

Everest clearly has switched off at this point more concerned with his lady friends *TITUS PUNCHES EVEREST JOKINGLY*

TITUS; you listening?

EVEREST; Oh yeah...sure

TITUS; Well come on we can do this

EVEREST; Yeah I could do it myself take them both down

TITUS; Whoa just calm down, I don't want any cockiness this is a tag match, and that requires us to work together as a team, there's no I in team remember, it's a group effort. Stick together and we can do this!

EVEREST; Yeah we can do this, lets go after all it is My world!

TITUS gives a look of not being impressed...

TITUS; Lets make it our world for this match. We'll see a victory if we work together, stay strong and do it for the fans, and you can do it for your ladies.

TITUS LEAVES


Girl 1; He is a weird guy

EVEREST; Yeah he is, where were we?

Girl 2 giggles.

 

[michigan]

*Everest is seen outside the arena, signing autographs for a few youngsters who have lined the sidewalk leading to the wrestler's entrance. They are just a couple of several hundred fans who are here waiting for the stars to arrive for the show. Many have Everest signs and are wearing Everest shirts, including one especially lovely lady standing right by the rail, who catches Everest eye as he heads toward the door.*

EVEREST: (Talking to the 2 kids) There you guys go. Take care of those now. Soon, very soon they'll pay for your education. Education that is very important you know. (Speaking out to the crowd) STAY IN SCHOOL, DON'T BE A FOOL. Public service announcment courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Everest.

KIDS: Thank you Everest.

*With that Everest heads toward the door, before pausing in front of the beautiful young woman wearing his newest merchandise*

EVEREST: Well, well now aren't you just sporting the latest fashions. Nice shirt you got there. To tell you the truth this is how they should be marketing these. Heck with those fake manequin figure things, lets just use your pretty little self. How about that? Would you like to model for WZCW?

WOMEN: Wow do you really think they would let me?

EVEREST: Tell you what, you get ahold of the talent relations manager here and I'll see what I can do?

*With a wink, smile and a wave, Everest heads into the arena*

 

[michigan]

*Everest is seen outside of the arena signing a few autographs as he heads into the arena before Meltdown. There are several hundred fans lining the sidewalk leading to the wrestler’s entrance. Several have Everest signs and several are wearing Everest Shirts and merchandise. Everest finishes signing an autograph for a young fan*

EVEREST: (speaking to the kids) Keep that safe. It’ll help you get a good education, which is something everyone should get. So remember DON’T BE A FOOL, STAY IN SCHOOL! *Speaking to the whole audience by now* This PSA (public service announcement) has been brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Everest!

*Everest cracks a little smile, gives a wave and heads for the door, before he stops and swings his head to the left where a beautiful blonde woman is standing with Everest’s newest shirt on*

EVEREST: Well look at that. This thing here is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. And the women wearing it isn’t half bad either. *The crowd laughs as the woman smiles at Everest* Just kidding hon, since Everest just finished his PSA, it may be time to for a little PDA *The crowd cheers wildly as Everest pauses* but, I’m gonna have to pass. *Crowd groans* You see Meltdown is going to be a huge show this week. Everest v. Archangel, Round 2. Not 1 on 1 but we’re getting closer. Angel still isn’t ready for Everest on his own so he went out, begged Myles for a partner so that I wouldn’t beat him senseless again. It seems he did his begging pretty well cause Myles put that Middle Eastern, foreign language spewing, wash cloth headband wearing, chair yielding piece of garbage Mohammad Hibachi into my path. But it gets better. You see my boy Myles gave me my own partner. Our own resident movie star Titus. Quite honestly I couldn’t ask for a better partner for this match, you see Titus is going out of his mind trying to figure out the best way to exact revenge on our foreign friend. It seems that he has so many violent, blood inducing ideas he can’t seem to settle on just one. That just leaves Angel and everyone’s favorite son Everest, and finally I’ll get my shot. I’ll get my redemption for his heinous acts at the battle royal last Meltdown. You see Angel, I haven’t forgotten and I damn sure haven’t forgiven and come Meltdown on Monday you’ll see that also haven’t given up on the idea of beating you senseless. By the end of Meltdown, you Angel, you Mohammad and the rest of the WZCW as well, will find out that for one night and one night only it isn’t JUST MY WORLD, IT’S TITUS’ AND EVEREST WORLD….AND WE JUST LET YOU LIVE IN IT.

*With that, Everest waves to the now screaming crowd as he opens the entrance and heads inside to still very very loud cheers of EVEREST, EVEREST, EVEREST*