We go backstage, we see Garth Black waiting to be interviewed with Leon Kensworthy
Good evening, I'm here with one half of the tag team number one contenders, Garth Black.
Before you begin, I would just like to tell you that it is an honour to be interviewed by you for the first time.
Well, shucks, I really appreciate that it's great to be interviewing you.
I wasn't being serious, you're the only option. Stacey is busy telling everyone who';ll listen how important she is, Klamor is probably on dialysis somewhere, and Becky, well, I think we all know where she is.
Where?
I wouldn't want to damage your virgin ears.
Anyway, I've got a few questions about your match this weekend with Ricky and Phoenix against Everest and the Daves.
Go ahead.
Well, for the first time you are teaming with somebody other than Phoenix, and you had a lot ofteething issues getting into the ring with him, will that be an issue?
No. You see myself and Steamboat Ricky have a lot in common. He is a pirate. I am not afraid to get my feet wet. I of course mean that in the metaphorical sense of being unafraid to try something, and not the literal wet feet that you are encountered with on a regular basis when you don't quite make it.
Right. What about Everest? This is the first time you will face him, what does that mean?
Well, Everest has been around here a long time, and there is certainly a degree of caution that has to be taken. However, there are certain disadvantages that come with that. I've had the oppurtunity to scout him a lot more than he has had to scout me. His left knee is about as strong as yours, and that is something that I will look to exploit. Most importantly though, he has a serious handicap in that he will be in the ring with the two Daves, who are more of a hindrance than a help.
Ah yes, this match will see the continuation of your feud with Full House Daves, what are your views on that and the Daves themselves?
Well, it's simple really. The Daves robbed us of our title, and we're going to get what is rightfully ours. Jesus and Moses both had to wander in the desert before they got to their destinations, and that's what we find ourselves doing now. However, we're headed for a destiny more like Moses'. The Daves are a plague, their constant cheating is a test, but one we can overcome. We will win this week, and we will beat them when it matters, I guarantee it.
Some observers have said that the reason they beat you is that they are more cohesive than yourself and Phoenix. After all, we rarely see you out of the ring together. Why is that?
The Second Coming of wrestling isn't something that you can take lightly. We have to spread the word and that is done much more efficiently if we split up. The 11 disciples that spread Christianity didn't stick together, they split up, they spread out, and it worked. Why change a winning formula?
The Daves hang around together because they lack self esteem. They need someone to hold their hand and tell each other how good they are. I know how great I am, and Phoenix knows how good he is, we don't need to hold each others hand and tell each other.
We are independently strong and we are greater than the sum of our parts. The Daves are pathetic when they are on their own, and they know that somebody will attack them, because nobody likes them.
Right, well that was some fighting talk, as you prepare to come out with an advantage this week. Good luck.
I won't need it.
Black walks off, and we return to the action.
