Harrys: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....
Harrys: .... from Dublin, Ireland, weighing 225 pounds, Vox!
Lights go out, and a video shows of images of world atrocities in rapid succession for 8 seconds, then a spotlight shines on Vox. The natural lights come on as he begins walking. He walks out wearing his backstage attire and with a microphone in hand. Looks to the crowd to find anyone with an outstretched hand. He finds an elderly woman with a Kagura T-Shirt on and grabs her hand, he takes the crumpled up bill and holds the microphone up to his mouth,
"Yush, Ummm Yushitukki...am I saying that right? No? Well, let there be change anyway!" Vox continues walking down the large ramp. He climbs in the ring and removes his jacket. He brings the microphone up to his mouth again but is completely interrupted by Callie's entrance music....
Harrys: Introducing his partner. From New York, New York weighing in at 100 pounds...Callie Clark!
Callie Clark hits the top of the stage. She stops and poses for the fans and struts down the ramp. She quickly darts to the right and rips up a - I Love Lynx- sign and throws it behind her. She marches down and climbs in the ring, she gives eye rolls at Vox then climbs the turnbuckles to pose again.
Cohen: Four words Seabass, Mothers Against Double Dipping!
Copeland: Ha ha, I can only assume that's one of Vox's crazy causes. But in all seriousness, I think if these two can work together they can pose a real threat to anyone in WZCW.
Cohen: I think Callie should've cosplayed as a starving kid from Africa.
Copeland: Well, I don't think that would've gone over well. Callie Clark and Vox must have titles on their minds recently as both have lost the Elite Title and Mayhem belt's recently, it has to weigh on their minds as they go to battle here.
Harrys: And their opponents.....
Harrys: ..from Times Unknown, weighing 204 pounds, The Elite Openweight Champion.... The Melanistic Jaguar......... Lynx!
Lynx walks out onto the entrance ramp with his hooded robe covering his face. He has his Elite Openweight Championship draped over his shoulder. He is looking down at the ground for a few seconds as a countdown clock ticks down 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Then he looks into the audience and takes the hooded robe off as pyro goes off as the fans cheer. Blue, purple, and green lights flash throughout the arena. He enthusiastically asks a fan when he passes them down the entrance ramp if they know what time it is. He then yells,
"Time to donate a loss to Vox and Callie!" into the camera and continues down the entrance ramp into the ring where he poses at the top of the turnbuckles.
Harrys: And introducing his tag team partner.....
Matt walks down the aisle slowly hands in pocket. He's wearing a chrome Samurai mask with steam pouring out of it like it was on fire on the inside. He stops midway looking at his surroundings before getting on the apron and sitting on the top turnbuckle. He takes his mask off and continues to sit on the turnbuckle, glaring at Callie. He breathes out smoke as Lynx walks over and starts trying to formulate a plan with him.
Copeland: When you're talking about the GOAT Jack, the conversation begins and ends with none other than Matt Tastic.
From Southwestern, Puerto Rico, Matt Tastic!
Cohen: Oh shut up Seabass! You say that every time during a Matt Tastic match! How about this? How about he's the worst title defender of all time? He's lost every title multiple times, not like our heroine, Callie Clark! There's the wrestler you should be blabbing about!
Copeland: Well you're entitled to your opinion Jack,but you have to admit this, the current Elite Openweight Champion Lynx and Matt Tastic make for a great tag team! This should be a great match! You're only going to see this kind of action right here on Meltdown each and every week!
Cohen: I don't have to admit anything! The future man and Goatman are no match for the power of Clark!
All four wrestlers are standing in the center of the ring, jawing at each other. Referee Alkiyama comes in between them all and starts shouting orders, trying to get them to calm down. Eventually they agree to back to their respective corners. Callie and Vox play a quick game of rock, paper, scissors to decide who gets to wrestle first, Vox wins, paper over rock. Callie claims a best two out of three. They play again and Callie wins with paper over rock this time. Meanwhile, Matt Tastic and Lynx have gotten into a little argument on who should start first, Matt is defiantly pointing at his own chest and growling about starting the match. Lynx just waves his hand and eventually climbs through the second rope and grabs the tag rope.
Referee Akiyama calls for the bell.
DING DING!
Vox and Callie haven’t finished their game yet, they both keep picking paper. Matt rolls over both of them with a double clothesline sending them flying through the second ropes to the outside of the ring. Matt climbs the turnbuckle and looks out at the massive crowd, they are cheering as he jumps and nails Vox on the outside with a flying front flip splash! Tastic jumps to his feet and clobbers Callie with another clothesline sending her to the mats. Akiyama is yelling and trying to get the match back under control. Matt kicks off the steel steps and heaves them up, Akiyama jumps through the ropes and gets in between him and Callie, who’s still on her back. Matt turns and puts the steel steps down and starts arguing with the referee. Lynx takes this moment to run off of the ropes, he launches himself over the top ropes with a flying legdrop on Callie but she rolls out of the way! Lynx lands hard and bounces on the padded mats. Vox is balancing himself on the barricade, he jumps with a fist drop on Lynx’s head. Matt runs around Akiyama but Callie catches him with a sling blade. Callie and Vox roll back into the ring. Akiyama slides in as well, demanding one of them pick a legal start or be DQed. Vox and Callie start another last round of rock,paper, scissors. They both pick rock. They start again, they both pick scissors. They start again, they both pick rock. Akiyama is losing it now, he starts loudly growling at them to pick and get their side going. Vox holds up a hand and says one more time. He turns to the crowd to get support, they start chanting Vox, Vox, Vox. They both try again….Callie picks paper but Vox picks scissors! The fans cheer as Vox makes an exaggerated cutting gesture with his finger scissors now, cutting Callies paper hand.
Cohen: I mean, how much time is this idiot going to waste tonight?! Just pick a damn starter and go!
Copeland: Well, the fans certainly enjoyed that exchange.
Matt rolls back in the ring, Lynx makes it back to his corner. Vox runs at Matt and attempts a single leg takedown, Matt turns it into a standing enzuigiri. He hooks Vox’s leg…
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Vox kicks out, Matt grabs Vox in a tight headlock. They slowly make it to their feet, Matt with Vox’s head still tightly clenched, Vox elbows Matt in the ribs and throws him off of the ropes, he swings and connects with a forearm to Matt’s face, Tastic falls but quickly jumps to his feet and is met with a kick to the stomach followed by a DDT to the canvas. Matt jumps to his feet again, he swings at the air then falls through the second ropes to the outside. Vox does a fist pump and tags in Callie. Lynx jumps off the apron, he rubs Matt’s back as he’s getting to his feet, Matt shoves him away and growls at him. Both of them start to jaw at each other again as Callie comes flying over the top ropes with a corkscrew plancha sending them flying into the barricade! Callie jumps to her feet and slides back in the ring. Akiyama is on
5 now as he does a slow count. Callie looks at Vox, they both nod as Callie bounces off of the ropes again, she runs and jumps over the top ropes at a recovering Matt Tastic getting to his feet, corkscrew plancha again….NO! Matt counters it into a vicious powerslam on the padded mats! He rolls in the ring and takes a breather. Lynx makes it to the tag ropes again. He reaches out for a tag, Matt tags him in extra hard.
Matt: Think you can do better?
Copeland: Lynx and Matt having a little animosity between them here Jack. They should stay focused here tonight, this tag match has been all over the place.
Cohen: This is the third time these two have gotten into a little spat, I don’t know Seabass, maybe a little one-up manship between these two will spark an unbeatable force. But I really think it’s that Elite Title causing this little bitterness. It’s been hotly contested between Matt, Lynx and Callie for awhile now and tempers are sure to run hot here.
Lynx is still jawing at Matt, saying
watch this. He crawls out of the ring, he rolls Callie back inside the ring then climbs on the apron, then climbs to the top ropes. Lynx jumps in the air, he twists and flips into a phoenix splash right on Callie! ……
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Callie kicks out! Lynx hauls her up, he snapmares her back down then jumps down and performs a surfboard stretch submission! Callie quickly grabs the bottom rope and breaks the hold. Lynx hauls her up again, he picks her up and slams her back down with a falcon arrow, he jumps to his feet and springboards off of the second ropes for a senton splash! He jumps to his feet again and gives Matt another – watch this- look as he climbs to the top ropes. He turns then jumps backwards off of the top for an arcing moonsault but Callie barely rolls out of the way, Lynx lands hard! Callie does a front roll into a tag to Vox! Lynx is barely on his feet as Vox grabs him around the side and gets his back, german suplex! Vox jumps up then punches Matt right off of the apron. He falls down for a pin….
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Lynx kicks out. Vox picks Lynx up, he slams Lynx’s face off of the top turnbuckle, then again and again then quickly spinning behind him for a roll up….
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Matt kicks Vox right off of Lynx! Callie charges in and throws lefts and rights at Matt, he fights back and a wild brawl has started between the two! Vox and Lynx start throwing rights and lefts at each other as all four wrestlers are slugging away in the center of the ring, the crowds stand and cheer for the brawl!
Copeland: All hell has broken loose here in this match and referee Akiyama better get this under control and quick!
Cohen: I think this is going to be a double disqualification here Seabass!
Vox swings and misses with a left and Lynx hits him with a dragon screw, making Vox roll out of the ring. Akiyama is yelling at everyone now, warning them that he’ll stop the match if they don’t stop. Callie hits Matt with a Pele kick sending him flying over the top ropes. Lynx runs and scoops up Callie, he bodyslams her over the top ropes then rolls under to the outside. Vox rolls back in the ring, he has a steel chair in his hands now, ready to do war with everyone. Akiyama rips the chair out of Vox’s hands and throws it out of the ring, it hits Lynx in the back of the head and he falls next to Callie. Matt rolls in the ring. Vox grabs Matt by the hair. He throws him off of the ropes and catches him with a high double leg takedown. He then crouches next to Matt as he is slowly getting to his feet. Vox grabs Matt, he picks him up and hits
World Pieces! The package piledriver bounces both men as Matt lands and goes limp. Vox floats over…
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Akiyama stands up and waves his hands. He points to Lynx on the outside of the ring. Vox pulls at his own hair, he can’t believe it. He kicks Matt and rolls him out of the ring. Vox rolls under the ropes, he then slowly rolls Lynx back in the ring. Lynx is slowly getting to his feet… Vox kicks him in the gut then puts him in a piledriver position but Lynx gives him a back body drop over the top ropes, Vox lands right on Callie who’s trying to make it to her feet and they both fall to the mats. Akiyama starts his count. Lynx takes a rest on the ropes for a moment. Vox makes it to his feet at
5, he helps Callie get to her feet. Matt Tastic crawls in the ring, he is breathing heavy and keeps crawling along the canvas, Lynx runs and propels himself off of Matt’s back right over the top ropes into a flying crossbody smash but Vox and Callie both catch him! They use him as a battering ram right into the steel post!
Clink! The crowds
oooooh and
aaaaah as Lynx looks completely knocked out. Vox and Callie climb in the ring, Vox waits for Callie to grab the tag rope then tags her in. He picks up Matt in a bearhug, Callie runs fast off of the ropes and dropkicks Matt right in the back causing Vox to give him a belly to belly suplex right into the turnbuckles! Matt falls limp to the canvas. Callie drops down and hooks his leg….
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Matt Tastic kicks out! The fans cheer, Callie looks beside herself as she can’t believe he survived that. Callie picks up Matt and stands him up leaning on the turnbuckles, she chops him over and over again in the chest, she runs to the opposite turnbuckle then charges at him at full speed, she does a step up knee then a spinning back fist into a tornado DDT! She quickly hooks his leg….
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No!!!! Matt Tastic kicks out at the very last second! The crowds cheer loudly for the tremendous heart showed by Tastic.
Copeland: The crowds are loving it! Matt Tastic is a warrior and survived that onslaught!
Cohen: And look at him Seabass! He’s getting CHARGED up from this capacity crowd!
Matt Tastic has a really wild look on his face and he’s shaking from adrenaline, Callie grabs his hair and hauls him to his feet. She declares that it’s over and grabs him in a reverse headlock, she tries the
Lights Out small package driver but Matt puts his leg in between hers to block it, he pulls out of the headlock and starts headbutting her repeatedly, over and over and over again! Both of them stand, wobbly legged, Matt runs and springboards on the ropes but Lynx is hauling himself up on the apron with that rope causing Matt to crash and burn on the canvas! Callie falls on her face, looking knocked out. Lynx is yelling at Matt to tag him in now, Vox is doing the same on the far end of the ring. Callie crawls on the canvas, making slow progress. Matt has barely moved, he’s blinking, shaking his head, trying to clear the cobwebs. Callie has almost made it now, she’s clawing at the canvas, stretching out, fingertips not quite touching….Matt has sit up, he rolls to his side, he wobbles to his feet. He reaches out for a tag, Lynx swipes….Callie swipes and tags in Vox! Matt suddenly hauls his hand away! He narrows his eyes and gives Lynx a look of hate, Vox charges in, Matt ducks a clothesline and springboards off of the middle ropes with
The Flying Power Kick! Vox is floored! He jumps down and hooks Vox’s leg….
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Vox kicks out! Matt punches the canvas in frustration!
Copeland: Wow! Vox showing some big heart there Jack!
Cohen: Matt Tastic has to tag here Seabass, he looks really whipped right now.
Matt is sucking serious wind, he’s covered in sweat and on his hands and knees. Lynx yells something that makes him nod in understanding. He gives Lynx a nod then crawls over. Lynx tags in, he says something again to Matt and gives him a reassuring pat on the chest. Matt pats him back and they both walk over to Vox. They hook their arms in his head and both give him a
double snap suplex! Vox looks out cold. Lynx covers Vox as Matt climbs back on the apron.
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Vox kicks out again! The fans start chanting
Vox, Vox, Vox! Lynx stands up, he makes a thumb motion to Matt, who seems to understand another pre planned move they set up. Lynx tags in Matt. Tastic grabs Vox in a reverse bearhug, looking ready to german suplex him, Lynx runs off of the ropes and uses his
Kick to the Future superkick! But Vox ducks and it hits Matt right in the face! Vox quickly grabs Lynx and hits a snap
brainbuster suplex on him! Lynx rolls out of the ring. Vox tags in Callie who climbs to the top ropes, Vox picks up Matt and hits
World Pieces (small package driver) and Callie jumps into the
Calliesault! (Best moonsault ever)! But she lands right on Vox!!!
Copeland: Whaaat?! What an incredible miscue! Right when Vox landed World Pieces Callie jumped too far and landed right on Vox!!
Cohen: I can’t believe it Seabass! Usually Callie is such a finely tuned tag team competitor, that is a rare mistake!
Callie hooks Vox’s leg, then screams at the ref for not counting. She stands up and gets right in Akiyama’s face. Meanwhile, Matt has barely made it to his feet using the ropes to pull himself up. Callie is still arguing with Akiyama. Lynx rolls in the ring. Matt comes up behind Callie to attempt a roll up right as Lynx fires off another
Lynx to the Past superkick that Callie dodges and connects right on Matt’s face! Callie hits
Light’s Out on Lynx, who rolls back out of the ring! Vox is super dazed and rolls up Callie for a pin, the ref doesn’t count and Vox gets angry, he turns and argues with Akiyama for not counting, Matt barely makes it to his feet again, Callie stands up in front of him, Matt attempts a
Seismic Toss but Callie slips out the back door and
NAILS Tastic with a hard low blow out of the refs view, she quickly spins Matt around and hits
Light’s Out on Matt! Akiyama makes his way around Vox and see’s Callie falling on Matt for a cover.....
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DING DING!
Harrys: The winners of this match, Callie Clark and Vox!
Copeland: Mass confusion there Jack! Multiple pinning errors by Callie and Vox but they got it done in the end vs a very game Lynx and Matt Tastic!
Cohen: What can I say Seabass! Callie continues to roll on here in WZCW! Another big win here that she can slap on the record books, with the help of Vox, who probably made a killing here tonight in donations!
Copeland: Lynx and Matt were not on the same page for a large chunk of this match, but they starting coming together at the end there but it was another miscue that led to the loss. Both teams were pretty shaky when it came to a well oiled tag team. Plenty of mistakes but you can expect that when you’re paired together with a teammate you’re not used to.
Callie is celebrating on the turnbuckle, Vox is near the ring ropes, posing for the fans on that side of the arena, some fans are throwing crumpled up bills at him. Lynx is standing on the ramp with his Elite Openweight Title draped at his side. Matt walks by him, very sweaty and tired, but he gives him a pat on the arm and a nice word. Callie is staring death beams at Lynx now, mouthing that she wants her title back and motioning with her hands around her waist.
